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Pinched Media : RELIGIOUS SATIRE ITEMS

jesus completes me

jesus completes me
Love it or Hebe it.

Jew Gold

Jew Gold
Never leave home without it!

Jesus is My Wingman

Jesus is My Wingman
Seriously though... he's got your fuckin' 6.

if i took the bible literally

Everyone But Jesus

Everyone But Jesus
Jesus: Not a Mother Fucker

quiet desperation

quiet desperation
Here's a little honk out for the pent.

I Read About Your Religion

I Read About Your Religion
Xenu? Zeus? Walking Dead? Magic Spectacles? Sacred Cows?? What the fuck is wrong with you people?!

Boy Crazy!

Boy Crazy!
Thou shall not fucketh little boys in the asseth.

this is my hell

this is my hell
Application for the afterlife: REVOKED

Thou shall not fucketh

Thou shall not fucketh
Seriously though...these twelve year olds are looking like seventeen and a half year olds these days!

Infidel

Infidel
Born again agnostic.

Happy is he who...

Happy is he who...
We didn't write it...we're just repeating it.

thank god for evolution

thank god for evolution
We like to bring you the best of both worlds. Why can't we all just get along?

Jesus would cockpunch you

Jesus would cockpunch you
Dear Fake Christians...

recovering Jew

Saved

Saved
I'll miss me when I'm gone.

tax religion

tax religion
Gas, Ass, or Grass. Nobody rides for free.

heaven bound

heaven bound
If loving the lord is wrong then we at PinchedMedia.com don't want you wearing or using our shit.

recovering Christian

recovering Christian
This one time at church camp...

Adulterer

Adulterer
Guilty as charged.

Malcolm X

Malcolm X
Assalamu alaikum

Jehovah's Witness Relocation Program

Jehovah's Witness Relocation Program
You know who you are. It's ok to talk about it now.

go crucify thyself

go crucify thyself
8 out of 10 Christians think this is funny.

guns don't kill people

guns don't kill people
9 out of 10 religious people think that this is funny.

no religious fanatics

no religious fanatics
No one likes a crazy maizy!

Jewtastic!

Jewtastic!
You got my schmeltz in a tizzle!

Christian Scientists

Christian Scientists
We don't really know much about Christian Scientists to be honest with you. Is it a real religion?? Never met one...hmm.


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