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Pinched Media : GAY AS HELL ITEMS

Wear with Pride!

gay for unicorns

gay for unicorns
And we are talking seriously gay for them. Seriously gay... seriously.

Lesbian

Lesbian
Lesbians think inside the box.

I like Dirty Girls

I like Dirty Girls
I'm talking about ass-eatingly dirty.

Jesus Can Smell A Queer

Jesus Can Smell A Queer
Ahh that Jesus and his queer hatin'

I'm not gay

I'm not gay
This porn is great!...totally hard core!...but where are all the chicks?? Oh well...

I support gay divorce

I support gay divorce
It's all about the honeymoon anyways!

Alcohol brings out the gay in me

prison made me gay

prison made me gay
I knew I shouldn't have picked up the soap!!! You LEAVE the SOAP on the FLOOR!!!

The NAVY made me gay

The NAVY made me gay
Sailor week! Not JUST for slutty girls anymore! Any old whore will do!!

Brokeback Ninjas

Brokeback Ninjas
Always recruiting, always stealthy on dismount.

mmm....cock

mmm....cock
Tasty! Extra sauce please!

gaymer

gaymer
You know that you are out there! Game on people...game on.

These colors don't run

These colors don't run
Loud and Proud!

I support gay rights

I support gay rights
...and by "gay" we mean "lesbian" and by "rights" we mean "porn".

the army made me gay

the army made me gay
I got an A+ in booty camp.

Cock Whisperer

Cock Whisperer
Talk to the cock people. Talk to the cock.

I wish I knew how to quit you

I wish I knew how to quit you
We still get "choked up" when we hear it!

If I were any gayer I'd need another butthole

Tall Dark and Queer

Tall Dark and Queer
Don't hide you big sillies!

BrokeBack Champions

BrokeBack Champions
Gayme on you WOW fanatics! We support you 69%!!

Bifurious

Bifurious
hmm....curious...

gay lesbian other

gay lesbian other
What are you called if you only like to hook up with straight people who dress up like tranvestites and sleep with the opposite sex?? Did I mention the goat? hmm...

i question my sexuality

i question my sexuality
Get in line people. Get in line.

catcher

catcher
Is it Monday already? Almost wore the Pitcher shirt!

Pitcher

Pitcher
Is it Tuesday already? Almost wore the Catcher shirt!

gay as hell

gay as hell
Say it. Don't spray it.

It's only gay if the balls touch

It's only gay if the balls touch
It is also isn't gay unless you are pushing back. Just to clarify.


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