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train wreckThat's a funny name... I Wonder why they call it that? Hmmm.. |
cockbreathwell it's true. your breath smells of cock. so shhh. |
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bleached assholeSometimes a bleached asshole just doesn't get the respect it used to! |
biohazardFor those days when deodorant just won't cut it. |
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hate the gameBut in our opinion you can hate the "playa" as well. Because, let's face it, they're total douche bags. |
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pornI think I left some of the best of me in your mom. |
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who fartedNow that's what we call a "dirty bomb"!
S.B.D. |
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eyefuckedI wish I could say it wasn't true...but ya...basically you've just been eyefucked. |
ghetto Go cartWe were trashing shopping carts before the Jackass crew was born. |
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show timeI'm thinking we are on the same page here. |
12 onlineNow that is messed up. This maybe the new low here at PinchedMedia.com. |
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Choose RLChoose it or loose it you overweight, zit faced, cybersex having 34 year old! Your lvl 70 ice mage with a +2 power staff won't help you out here! |
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Enjoy!Perhaps you will be interested in our desert menu? |
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I'm fun when I drink(unless it's alcohol) written in small letters below. And as a PSA: Don't Drink and Dial. It's seriously annoying.
I need to quick drinking....or fucking my mom...or Both!
We all know this person so |
Cock Punch!Also known to some as the infamous "Low Cheers". |
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Douche BagsIf you don't know who the douche bag at the table is... it's you. |
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Round houseBam! Round House! Didn't expect that did you?! |
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mac userAlthough, to be honest, we'll watch porn on a commodore 64! |
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fuck xmasWhere can I get a baby jesus butt plug? |
cock printsOur forensics specialist can walk you through every detail and tell the tale as it... "unfolded". |
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Radio ActiveTo enhance your sweet disposition and approachability. |
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cock it!Snap. Click. Glock glock glock! F'ing zombies!! |
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Space suits...You Can Poop in Them... what else need we say? |
Beer meBeer me in the morning! Beer me in the evening! Beer me in the afternoon! |
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two buttholes...well...it's true...she DOES INDEED have two buttholes...i'm not gonna lie...two buttholes...two of them. |
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WTF?WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION PRVT. PYLE!?!? |
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wrasslerPile driver. Pile driver. Suplex. Pin. |
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gonorrhea isEveyone gets a good chuckle over oozing genitalia! |
chock full of creepySome folks are just plain creepy. Let them know how you feel. A heart warming and uplifting holiday gift for uncle Dan perhaps. |
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gramma diedWhat can I say? Gramma loved her some dildos! |
wtf?WHAT THE FUCK? Though you don't have to shout it. |
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Bum FighterWe don't endorse fighting bums...unless, of course, it's for beer or blankets. |
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I hope you like tiny cockIt's ok to be honest with ourselves. You could use this one as a red herring if you are hung like a small pony too! We at pinched media think of everyone's feelings. |
Shit CannonA delight for the shit spewing monkey in all of us! |
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I banged your whole gangFrom the east coast to the west coast, we diss your whole clique and then use them as strap-on fodder.
That's just how we roll. |
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egoIt isn't your fault that i'm totally fucking awesome. It's just one of God's little quirky gifts to man. I prefer to downplay my total fucking awesomeness actually. |
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thinking you're hotThe perfect fit for cruising the drunk fat chicks at the tail end of a long party. |
I'm not a GYN but... "Thank you for coming in today...I am doctor Evil Chris...I must first take a nasal tolerance sample on your undergarments..." |
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DILFDad I'd Like to Fuck! Happy Father's Day you dead beat no child support paying motherfuckers! |
Shut the fuck upSometimes the occasion arises where one must say what one must say. |
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drain bamaged I'm not brain damaged....this is just how modern youth fashion tells me to dress... |
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Uppity NegroThis one showcases how hip and edgy we think we are...we're like totally MTV gone IFC. |
recovering redneckYou can take the redneck out of his sister, but you can't make her unpregnant. |
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I'm with stupidWorks for guys and girls! We should do another one for girls that says "I'm with the one that smells like a cunt!" |
fucktardedIf you wear this shirt it is because you are a fucktard, however, your actions may or may not define you as the fucktardedest fucktard in all of Fucktardia. |
CannibisadianPuff puff give eh? You're fuckin' up the rotation ya hoser! |
I love assgasmsHey! Who doesn't love a good assgasm or three before church? |
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Vaginal Technician"...After taking her out for a spin or two i've found that your Vshaft is worn to the nub...you may be looking at a total overhaul on the labial fenders...other than that you're in pretty good shape. |
recovering hipsterSeriously guys and gals... seriously though... right? You know? Seriously though... |
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Hero:Too modest. You are just too modest. |
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I shitted my pantsI just did...and again....wait...there's some more....oh god!....I'm going to need a newspaper! |
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homeless romanticCare for a Night Train nightcap darling? Take you for some soup at the mission my love? |
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Dolphin SafeI like mine chunk light in oil...Imagine this on a thong... |
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Free RangeIf you love something let it go.....then hunt it down and eat it!! |
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i see dead hookers!I can't think of anything funny to say about this one. It's just plain wrong. |
STFUDon't make us spell it out for you. |
Bed WetterAccording to scientific polls. You will not get laid wearing this. But our guess is that if you are wearing it, you aren't out to get laid anyways. The power of logic! |
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tea bagEveryone loves jokes about tea! This shirt is huge in the UK. |
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Squirrel CoverSend all pictures of you wearing this to dirtywhore@pinchedmedia.com. |
Balls out!"Just pretend your in the lumberyard Cru, go balls out" |
shatThere is nothing like the smell of a freshly shat baby! A crack up on a bib or crawler/infant tee! |
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Bring out the gimpThere are only some words proper for certain situations. Horseshit! is one of them. |
Call me Dad(cause I'm fucking your mom)
We think this image is funniest on a dog shirt. Let us know what you think. |
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Warning:You're on your own with this one. Funny on the Bib and the Infant Creeper. |
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