Aviation You know you're a crazed pilot when even terrorists are afraid to fly with you. A great gift for pilots, aviators and airmen. |
Flying Why do pilots fly? Is is the passion of flight? A chance to flirt with the Gods? Maybe it's because walking largely sucks. |
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The Greatest Thrill The Pilot's Lounge presents our great aviation quote tshirts. "Flying Is The Second Greatest Thill Known To Man. Landing is the first." |
A Round Trip "Make Every Trip A Round Trip." Wiser advice for aviators has never been given. A bestseller in our Pilot's Lounge tshirts line. |
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Pilot On Approach Let people know you're en route. Our Pilot On Approach tshirts and apparel make a perfect gift for pilots. |
Pilot Finally, a gift for the pilot whose ego is as big as his or her aircraft. Our "Pilot: You Are All Beneath Me" makes a unique keepsake and a great present. |
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Sky's The Limit The sky's not the limit for aviators. From our Pilot Lounge, unique tshirts, merchandise and gifts for those instilled with a passion for flight. |
Flying the Most Fun One of the best sellers in our aviation tshirts section - Flying: The Most Fun You Can Have With Your Pants On. A must-have for every aviation professional. |
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Gravity Gravity - it's not just a good idea, it's the law! A great tshirt for pilots, physics teachers and Sir Isaac Newton supporters. |
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Prop Gun Why should jet pilots get all the glory? Our Prop Gun tshirts pay homage to the skill of turboprop pilots. Give props to the turboprop pilot with our Prop Gun tshirt. |
Too Much Fuel One of the universal truth of aviation - the only time you can have too much fuel is when the aircraft is on fire. |
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Retired Pilot Flying was safe, sex was dangerous. A lot has changed in aviation, and in life. The perfect gift for retired pilots. |
Retired Pilot A famous saying for veteran pilots: "The older I get, the better I was." Part of our pilot and aviation tshirt collection. |
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Airspace Whether you are a pilot, ramp rat, dispatcher, enginner or flight attendant, you'll appreciate our Airspace tshirt. |
Any Landing A great aviation quote inspires our slogan tshirt for pilots: Any Landing You Can Walk Away From Is A Good One. |
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Air Traffic Controllers The ultimate tshirt for Air Traffic Controllers - Air Traffic Controllers Tell Pilots Where to Go. Make a great statement at ATC. |
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Chickens Don't Fly What's it take to be a pilot? Plenty of guts and a little mental instability. As our tshirt says, Chickens Don't Fly. |
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Death A slogan pilots live by! Death: Nature's Way of Saying Watch Your Airspeed. A great gift for pilots and aviators. |
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FAA The FAA motto: We're not happy until you're not happy! Available in a variety of styles and colors. |
FAA Inspectors So everyone in aviation hates the FAA. It's time to strike back with our cool apparel: Wheelbarrows were invente to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. |
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Fly Guy Move over, Maverick. Our vintage FlyGuy tshirt is a must-have accessory for pilots, new and old alike. |
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Flying Flying: Hours of Boredom Sprinkled With Seconds of Sheer Terror. A great aviation tshirt for pilots both commercial and recreational. |
Dispatchers God created Pilots. Then He created dispatchers to ensur they don't screw up. A great gift for aviation schedulers and dispatchers. |
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Gravity Always Wins One rule of thumb in Aviation - Gravity Always Wins. A great slogan tshirt for aviation professionals. |
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Helicopters Don't Fly Helicopter pilots will love our Helicopters Don't Fly, They're So Ugly they repel the ground tshirts and coffee mugs. A great gift for chopper pilots. |
I'm A Pilot Pilots can instill great confidence in their friends and passenges with our cool "I'm A Pilot - Frightening, Isn't It?" tshirts. |
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Airspeed Up Great aviation quotes tshirts. Keep thy airspeed up lest the earth come from below and smite thee. A great gift for aviation professionals. |
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Zulu Time Anyone involved in International Aviation is a slave to Zulu Time. Our Living on Zulu Time gifts are perfect for ground handlers, pilots and flight attendants. |
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Bus Driver of the Sky Show a wry sense of humor with our aviation-themed Pilot: The Bus Driver of the Sky tshirts and gifts. |
Pilot The Highest Form of Life It's untrue that pilots have egos the size of A380s. More like a 757. Show your sense of humor with our Pilot - The Highest Form of Life on Earth tshirt. |
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Pilots Use Thrust A great gift for the pilot in your life. Pilots Know How to Use Thrust tshirts and apparel. |
Suck it Newton Pilots and aviators know what gravity is for sissies. So says our stylish retro tshirts, bearing the slogan "Suck it, Newton." |
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Solo Flying Solo pilots will appreciate the best part of one-man flying is the quality of the social experience! |
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