Piggywig Apparel : The Pilot's Lounge

Aviation tshirts and apparel for pilots, dispatchers and dreamers. Funny pilot quotes, aviation jargon and sayings.

Gravity Gravity - it's not just a good idea, it's the law! A great tshirt for pilots, physics teachers and Sir Isaac Newton supporters.	Too Much Fuel One of the universal truth of aviation - the only time you can have too much fuel is when the aircraft is on fire.
Retired Pilot Flying was safe, sex was dangerous. A lot has changed in aviation, and in life. The perfect gift for retired pilots.	Retired Pilot A famous saying for veteran pilots: "The older I get, the better I was." Part of our pilot and aviation tshirt collection.
Airspace Whether you are a pilot, ramp rat, dispatcher, enginner or flight attendant, you'll appreciate our Airspace tshirt.	Any Landing A great aviation quote inspires our slogan tshirt for pilots: Any Landing You Can Walk Away From Is A Good One.
Air Traffic Controllers The ultimate tshirt for Air Traffic Controllers - Air Traffic Controllers Tell Pilots Where to Go. Make a great statement at ATC.	Though I Fly Inspirational shirt for pilots captures the aviatior's spirit.
Balls to the Wall Our Balls to the Wall tshirt are the perfect addition to any pilot's wardrobe.	Canadian Pilots Cool gifts for Canadian pilots. Canadian Pilots Take Off, Eh?
Chickens Don't Fly What's it take to be a pilot? Plenty of guts and a little mental instability. As our tshirt says, Chickens Don't Fly.	Come and Get It No USAF or military pilot should go without our Come and Get It tshirts.
Pilots Do It Part of of series of our aviation tshirts and gifts - Pilots Do It Internationally.	Death A slogan pilots live by! Death: Nature's Way of Saying Watch Your Airspeed. A great gift for pilots and aviators.
FAA The FAA motto: We're not happy until you're not happy! Available in a variety of styles and colors.	FAA Inspectors So everyone in aviation hates the FAA. It's time to strike back with our cool apparel: Wheelbarrows were invente to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs.
I Brake for Flight Attendants I Brake for Flight Attendants! Who doesn't?	Fly Guy Move over, Maverick. Our vintage FlyGuy tshirt is a must-have accessory for pilots, new and old alike.
Flying Flying: Hours of Boredom Sprinkled With Seconds of Sheer Terror. A great aviation tshirt for pilots both commercial and recreational.	Dispatchers God created Pilots. Then He created dispatchers to ensur they don't screw up. A great gift for aviation schedulers and dispatchers.
Gravity Always Wins One rule of thumb in Aviation - Gravity Always Wins. A great slogan tshirt for aviation professionals.	Chopper Ah, the joys of helicopters and their vulnerability to breakage.
Helicopters Don't Fly Helicopter pilots will love our Helicopters Don't Fly, They're So Ugly they repel the ground tshirts and coffee mugs. A great gift for chopper pilots.	I'm A Pilot Pilots can instill great confidence in their friends and passenges with our cool "I'm A Pilot - Frightening, Isn't It?" tshirts.
Airspeed Up Great aviation quotes tshirts. Keep thy airspeed up lest the earth come from below and smite thee. A great gift for aviation professionals.	Mid-Air Collision Unique perspective on the perfect landing on our aviation-themed apparel.
Zulu Time Anyone involved in International Aviation is a slave to Zulu Time. Our Living on Zulu Time gifts are perfect for ground handlers, pilots and flight attendants.	Mach Out No fighter jet pilot should be without our Mach Out With Your Cock Out tshirts and caps.
Bus Driver of the Sky Show a wry sense of humor with our aviation-themed Pilot: The Bus Driver of the Sky tshirts and gifts.	Pilot The Highest Form of Life It's untrue that pilots have egos the size of A380s. More like a 757. Show your sense of humor with our Pilot - The Highest Form of Life on Earth tshirt.
Pilots Use Thrust A great gift for the pilot in your life. Pilots Know How to Use Thrust tshirts and apparel.	Suck it Newton Pilots and aviators know what gravity is for sissies. So says our stylish retro tshirts, bearing the slogan "Suck it, Newton."
Solo Flying Solo pilots will appreciate the best part of one-man flying is the quality of the social experience!	Vector Victor Tshirt pays homage to the famous Airplane series of films. What's Your Vector, Victor?