Adult Humor & Funny Jokes!
Philosophical, Political, Twisted, Stupid Humor
Political Comedy: Churchill Against Democracy "The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter." |
Irony: Freedom of Speech, Freedom of Thought "People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use." (Soren Kierkegaard, 1813 - 1855) |
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Funny Words: President George Washington "Make the most of the Indian hemp seed, and sow it everywhere!" (George Washington, note to his gardener at Mount Vernon, 1794) |
Rational Man: Bertrand Russell Humor and Wit "It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this." |
Clever Humour: Bertrand Russell Thinking Quote "Many people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so." |
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Ronald Reagan Joke: Terror of Government "The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.' " |
Political Humor: Ronald Reagan on the Deficit "I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself." |
Office Humor: Ronald Reagan on Hard Work "It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?" |
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Physics Comedy: on Quantum Theory "At the moment physics is again terribly confused. ...I wish I had been a movie comedian or something of the sort and had never heard of physics." (Wolfgang Pauli, on Quantum Theory) |
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Priceless humor: George Orwell Animals Humanity "All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others." |
Humorous Nietzsche: Fallacy of Moral Religion "In Christianity neither morality nor religion come into contact with reality at any point." |
Humor in Politics: Karl Marx on Business "Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity." |
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Funny Quotes: Irony of Thought and Prejudice "A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices." |
Critical Humor: Bertrand Russell on Thinking "Many people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Russell) |