5052"I don't know what happened...everything use to be so clear." |
7055"I may be a shit disturber...but I didn't put it there!" |
1029"If I can't find trouble...I'll make trouble." |
5027"Today's a squat day...that's exactly what I feel like doing." |
2015"Parents don't want their teens having sex...because history has a tendency to repeat itself." |
9020"Ok...Officer...I'm sorry I lied...I'm really 18." |
2040"The thing I like about this campus is the joint degree program." |
9049"I am my own role model...so @#%* the rest of ya!" |
9035"My mom conducts research in new birth control methods. When it came to our 'little talk' she told me, 'Just say no.' " |
6035"Sorry...I'm a little short." |
2023"I hope your face stays like that forever! Jealousy will get you nowhere." |
0029"Ahh! My mom's having a mid-life crisis...the seven year bitch." |
1003"You can make a baby...proof you're bold enough...the question is...are you old enough? |
2001"That was a burp? I might as well have woofed my cookies, yuk!" |
1017"My teenage daughter...Miss Moody." |
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5018"Mom...Dad...this is Ralph...my new project." |
5019"I'm use to huff'n but I'd rather be puff'n." |
