5022"A cure all for the tired trucker...don't urinate." |
8024"In life you only have 2 choices...blow the whistle or...blow the boss." |
9022"My revenge is knowing that pricks like you will someday die." |
6052"Look I'm just here to do my job...where is it written in the labor code that I also have to bend over?" |
3030"The trick to remaining employed...take the honey and run." |
9030"Two-cents" the value my boss places on any idea...other than his own." |
0021"Thank you for holding. How can I help you?" "If I wanted to hear music I would turn on my stereo." |
9032"Your sign said, 'Serving Breakfast.' It didn't say I had to pay for it." |
9017"You're damned if you do and damned if you don't...so when do you do and when do you don't?" |
1048"The best thing about coming to work...is leaving." |
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3048"How do you know your barber is a serial killer? The apron becomes so tight you start to pass out." |
8047"The fact that I have to breath the same air as you...makes my want to puke." |
5028"When you die the 'in box' will still be full...so chill out." |
0027"Don't worry boss...I'm on top of it!" |
5002"B.S. The odor you smell as you open the door at work." |
9001"Scapegoating: the end result of paranoia." |
9004"Paranoia: Being politically correct at all times." |
8007"Continental breakfast? Did you fail geography? A continent is a hell of a lot bigger than this pal!" |
9007"The workplace is like a gum ball machine...you never know when someone will turn the crank and hand you a blackball." |
9015"You're fired! So this is how you commit murder without killing someone." |
0020"All agents are busy, please hold and your call will be answered in the order it was received...All agents..." |
5016"A subtle message for those who actually do their job." |
7018"Some people require 3 cups of coffee for motivation...mine comes after I've had my morning dump." |
8006"Throwing out the 'ol mattress? Nope I'm going to launder this sheet." |
8008"When I grow up I'm gonna be a long hauler." |
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8010"My goal for today...get in the shower." |
8011"The five truck-a-teers...Nickle, Pickle, Stupid, Fat Mat, and Toothpick." |
8012"That air hose you thought you saw...in your dreams!" |
8013"A friendly waitress will cost you extra." |
8014"Haz-mat must be notified prior to using the men's room." |
8015"Quality service is a 'Made in America' phenomenon." |
