3029"Jock Jelly...a plague on the retired athelete." |
8029That's a pretty fancy hook...what do you take me for...a sucker?!" |
3045"We have a new sports commentator format...Three Men and a Little Bimbo." |
0048"Hit as few shots as possible?!" |
7048"I'll take my Mulligan...as long as I can drink it." |
9034"The one thing about my golf game is...it's consistently, inconsistent." |
6040"What's wrong with you people, just kill the bastard." |
7004"Well...there goes Bill, alas, he did always want to see China." |
7005"Hail Mary full of grace...for those apt to get hit in the face." |
7006"If my coach slaps me on the ass one more time...I'm goin' a kill 'em! I hear ya bro..." |
7008"Sports...a social arena where grown men are allowed to cry." |
7011"Baseball players never die...they just can't leave the dug out." |
7014"I know how to show myself a good time." |
