Peternut Comics : Religious
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9027"Lutheran Bible Study...Anyone for a beer?" |
8032"J.W.'s are about as welcome as a standup comic at my mother's funeral." |
3037"...and on what day did God create nasal hair?" |
6037"God is female...what a crock. So what the hell am I?" |
2043"When I said I wanted to shell it out in my next life...I didn't intend to come back as a turtle!" |
5047"If you think God is punishing you for putting you on this earth...well he is...you're grounded." |
6046"Excuse me if I don't get up." "Jack always said, 'Don't take life too seriously or it'll kill you.' " |
8027"I'd rather sell my soul to the devil than kiss your ass!" |
0008"Your arrival on earth is your second chance, death was your last." |
0009"If religions teach we are to love one another...I fail to see what the problem is." |
0007"Who told you...You were naked?" |
3004"Vat church does God go to." |
1001"He's so poor the only lunch he gets is that wafer he keeps in his collar." |
