Peternut Comics : Education
1. CHOOSE A CARTOON
2. CHOOSE A PRODUCT
3. BUY
8023"I'm not a failure...I'm just passing impaired." |
9009"The nice thing about being a Superintendent is...I can fart as much as I want and still keep my job." |
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6029"I may have attention deficit disorder...but you're insensitive to my sensitivity." |
8030"Get your girlfriend on the pill...it's either 2 months in reprieve...or wait 20 years for the kid to leave." |
4039"The first humanoid to say 'duck!' " |
2034"Is that why they call you the stupid-intendent...'cause when it comes to bullies you still get paid for doing absolutely nothing?!" |
0033"Applied math technologist at work." |
3032"University students are so poor they can barely afford food...by the time they get that big paycheque...they're metabolism has gone from lightspeed to hippo speed." |
0037"My dad's a butcher...he says baloney is just left over bovine lipo-suction." |
4037"I have a masters in home economics." "So what's next a PhD in dryer lint?" |
6044"I bet you're asking what the teacher is doing bothering you at home during supper hour? I was thinking the same when youi came to school during my lunch hour." |
6045"Inflation index: The comparison to what your chid actually knows...to the mark on his report card." |
9043"Class...a chat room is something you do on-line...so such the @#$* up!" |
2046"I know anoint you Principal...here's your pencil." |
4050"That's the kid...I told him if he wanted to be cool to wear a bandana." |
6006"With your degrees before you, I now ask you to enjoy the food...because it's the last time you'll see a meal like this again." |
6010"I thought you said, 'You don't even have to attend my class and you can still get an A.' I did, you get an A: Abscent." |
0014"Some days are diamonds and some days are stones...today I just want to be left alone." |
0015"Your education is your insurance policy...now go out there and make a million dollars." |
4014"I too am a victim of discrimination...for I was booted out of vet school just because I couldn't spell dog." |
