Peternut Comics : Marriage
1. CHOOSE A CARTOON
2. CHOOSE A PRODUCT
3. BUY
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1007"I know your father will say, "It's a lot of give and take." But in reality dear, it's more like "a lot of give and fake." |
1045"How do you make a potato cry? Tell him the chef just frenched his wife." |
8035"Relativity is no longer a theory once you've met the mother-in-law." |
2031"When my wife served up a cold banana in a wiener bun...it was then I realized...I was no longer the hotdog she once thought I was." |
5032"The advantage of getting married...it comes with a built in garbage disposal." "The advantage of getting married...it comes with a built in dishwasher." |
1037"Getting married is no guarantee you'll get laid on a regular basis." |
3038"What does a caveman do when his wife tells him to clean up? He digs another cave." |
4041"...and you know what she said on our 25th wedding anniversary? Where's the beef?!" |
5050"I use to pride myself on being a real testosterone factory...until I found out my wife produces the same hormone." |
6049"English Muffin: A 1945 war bride." |
7049"My wife is so frigid...even a pequin has more sex." |
8050"If your wife is stupid enough to ask, 'Do I look fat in this?'...She deserves an answer." |
0034"Equality? Where does it say it's my job to take out the garbage?" |
1006"My wife keeps the spark in our relationship by creating a crisis at least once every six weeks." |
1010"The chance of a marriage succeeding is 50/50...her 50 and his." |
3015"You finally got married...welcome to wimpville." |
4017"Not tonight dear...I've got a headache." |
