Peternut Comics : Female Bonding
1. CHOOSE A CARTOON
2. CHOOSE A PRODUCT
3. BUY
6021"Why are women attracted to the 'rat' in men? Because they want a guy that can do more than just mousterbate." |
4026"What is 6 feet tall...uses 1/2 its brain, and can make sperm and money at the same time?" |
6030"What do you want to do when you grow up?" "Get breast implants." |
0032"Libidomy...what the neurosurgeon gave her husband when she found out he was fooling around." |
4030"Men love their tools...the toilet brush isn't included in this category." |
7046"My husband has a name for his stomach...the pizza pocket." |
2047"Nice guys finish last...rich nice guys are...good natured." |
7022"Everyone has an opinion...and frankly I don't give a @#%* what yours is." |
2002"What do women want? A beef-cake construction worker who will build the roller coaster ride of her dreams." |
8005"Look pal...a real meal deal is something you get at home...so what'll it be?" |
3016"Beware of the women who knows how to set boundaries." |
4018"I fart freely and without regret." |
8017"I'm at my sexiest when I pose in the horizontal." |
