4002Friday the thirteenth. |
5029"I see you're buying pickled sausages and dog food...does you dog like pickled sausages?" "No those are for my husband." "Oh, ok, then who's the dog?" |
7029"Hey Fluffy...where's the mustard?" |
4003Caution...Cats-a-foot! |
0002"My home exists with those who love me." |
7023"All I'm looking for is an acceptable amount of bullshit." |
5024"If this is any indication of my future...I can't see my drinking habit getting any better." |
7041"How do birds fly? I don't know...it makes you stop and give paws." |
4004"You pull my tail...I make you wail." |
0046"Chihuahua: A German Sheppard that doesn't take vitamins." |
2049"I'm 10 pounds overweight...so I'm being sent to obesity school." |
3042"Just what part of no don't you understand!" |
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0005"Do I look like I'm in the mood?" |
4006"My cat is my best friend." |
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4008"Here lies the last dog that pooped here." |
4009"What the @#$% you look'n at!" |
4010"Get off your couch?! Hey...when I want your opinion...I'll give it to you." |
4011"Careful...that chocolate chip you picked up might just be something your cat left behind." |
4012"Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy...Mouthturd!" |
4015"Let's see...you take a right odor here and then a left odor there." |
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