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5021"These urinals are so close we might as well just hold hands." |
7054"Grocery" "Now I came in here for something." |
5055"Drier Lint: Something in life you can count on!" |
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3028"He who has the biggest penis when he dies...wins." |
5030"How does a farmer know when his wife is in the mood? After 10 days in the grain bin the barley begins to sprout." |
7028"F-art...the infant Beethoven's discovery of his God given talent." |
3002"What do pigs use for sex? A-lardo-oinkment." |
3003"I feel the need...the need to breed!" |
8003"Hi, I'm Peternut...now...you know what to scream." |
9029"Buy old technology...it's cheap and nobody wants to steal it." |
0024"And so he asked, "What's a query?" and I said, "A fag with a question!" |
0047"It's the welder's stinger that makes us so attractive." |
1008"Women use both sides of their brains...at the same time. If they can do that, no wonder they expect men to read their minds." |
5040"You're probably the type that parks in the handicap zone." |
5045"The only time I begiin to stutter is when I'm about to get laid. 'Oh baby...Oh baby!'" |
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9046"Worst nightmare: Finding out your teenage son plays spin the bottle with his buddies in the basement." |
1023" Someone who pretends to be rich is simply making the other guy the millionaire." |
4032"Homophobia...the irrational fear in gay men of becoming lactose intolerant." |
5037"Old, dried, bent, and busted...the old bitch just can't be trusted." |
5042"I was in the pool...I was in the pool!" |
4021"Who needs a babe when you got a hog." |
2004"Is that a taupe or did they implant real corn hair?" |
3001"Barefoot and pregnant: How most men would like their wives to be...and pray their mistress' won't." |
3005"My wife and I are 20 years apart...my friends tell me I've robbed the cradle...it sure beats robbing the grave." |
8004"My name...Fluffy...you gotta problem with that?! |
1009"If my wife looked like the one in the mattress commercial...I'd buy one too! |
3008"Options on my new car have similarities with my mistress...while they're nice to have...it's just as easy to take 'em as it is to leave 'em." |
3017"The best part of a cookout on the beach is watching the buns rise." |
7017"How do you make up for lost time? Have a mid-life crisis." |
8020"Feminazi: one who believes every male is guilty of having a penis." |
