3022"If you're unwilling to point the finger into the air, you'll never be a successful politician."
-Pierre Trudeau |
7021"Minimalist Quarterly...101 ways to use a staple." |
1028"Canadian Myths." Too many to list. |
2026"Survial English For Immigrants" "Kiss my ass bozo!" |
2028"Americans hold an image of maple syrup and Canadian bacon...just wait 'till you see our beaver pour a whiskey." |
4028"If you feel you have to hyphenate your nationality...then you're the @#*& - American." |
7015"What do you call a Canadian who BBQs in the winter? Someone in denial." |
1024"Popular Canadian myths: we love cold weather, all dogs-sleds are parked at the airport, we are a peace-loving nation, confederation will last forever, we tolerate different races, public schools prac |
6039"Russian satelite mission fails!" |
9037"If females were in power there would be no wars." "Cat fights don't count?" |
2041"You can run but you can't hide...'cause I know every bush out there." |
4027"If you feel you have to hyphenate your nationality...then you're the @#*&-Canadian." |
5038"So you have an opinion...congratulations." |
5003"Cotton pic'n has nothing to do with eating candy floss." |
5004"As a child, if the store clerk gave me fewer n**** babies than I paid for, I would adamantly express that I was 'Jewed'...not realizing what I was saying." |
9005"99% of the world's population is scum...and you're one of them." |
5006"What do you call a white supremest with a very dark tan? A guinea pig." |
5008"And now thanking Governor Bush for his support, I'm here to announce that I am openly gay." |
5005"Some day I'm going to marry the President of the United States...he just doesn't know it yet." |
0012"kloo KLUTZ klan. OOPS!" |
1014"The phrase 'We're all adults here.' never does apply...and never will apply, you can take that to your grave sonny, guaranteed." |
5013"The parrot now replaces the beaver as our national symbol...why? It can be pronounced with both an English and French accent plus it will repeat everything twice." |
5014"George W. Bush...my kinda President...a beer guzzl'n, tobacco chew'n, cow russl'n Texan frat boy." |
