Tudley Beach TeeEveryone's favorite piece of reef at the beach, with suntan lotion. Reads: "CO-ED ASEXUAL TUDLEY" With Tudley on your chest, you can't win or lose, so chill. . .
$18.00
Jollyship the Whiz-Bang T-ShirtThe zany stupid ship full of idiotic pyrates and sexy sea monsters. "Jollyship the Whiz-Bang Pyrate Puppet Rocke, Inc."A must-buy-4-of!
$16.00
Women's Tudley Beach Tee!Piece of reef flexing on the sand. "Co-ed Asexual Tudley." Sassy and Sexy, without being explicitly either! A sure fire conversation starter and fuck generator..
$16.00


Hot! You might actually want to buy this one. A beautiful image of Captain and Clown aboard their gallant ship, with text: "Vows Made in Storms Are Forgotten in Calm Waters."
$22.99


Great for plundering and rocking and uh, baseball. Text reads: Vows Made in Storms are Forgotten in Calm Waters."
$21.99
PARTY ISLAND BibBabies are pyrates, too! Let them drool and spit up on their favourite characters from the live Whiz-Bang show!
$8.00


Make your little monster into a little pirate instead (and a walking billboard for us!) Cute and cottony, with no offensive content!
$13.00
Jollyship the Whiz-Bang MugA stunning image designed by Daupo of Captain and Clown staring off their gallant ship. Text:"Vows Made in Storms are Forgotten in Calm WatersA thing of quiet beauty, designed by Daupo.
$15.00
LARGE Jollyship the Whiz-Bang MugLike the other mug, but bigger. Reads "Vows Made in Storms are Forgotten in Calm Waters." Designed by Daupo.
$11.99
Classic Whiz-Bang ThongFor Hard Core Fans! If you buy this, and show us, we'll be so impressed, we'll give you your money back!! That's a pirate promise.
$8.99
PARTY ISLAND Greeting Cards (Package ofWonderful non-offensive puppet characters will brighten up the day of birth and sick and dying.
$16.00
Sticker (Rectangular)Party Island Full Color Sticker
$4.50
"Rub it on me Tentacles" Bumper StickerThis is a classy sticker, referring to underwater cocaine abuse during the 70s.
$5.50