But not long ago Fred wandered away from his morning ritual, leaving his disciples bewildered. Lychee sat all day in a lotus posture, believing it to be a test. Rooibos was beside himself. Osthmos was calm at first, but he steeped in his own juice for hours and became bitter.
Rumor had it that Fred ascended but then our friend Dr. Lipton came back from Seattle with the story that he saw Fred slinging espressos in a coffee bar with a strange smile on his face. He claimed to have "woken up." He had bought into a coffee franchise and joined the "dark side."
Or at least French Roast.
A great cry went up from the populace. This can't be happening! We can't let Fred join the dark side! Save Fred!!!
We don't know if what we've heard about Fred is true but we still haven't heard from him. Buy a T-shirt. Help entice him back...at least to tell us what happened. Stay abreast of the story as it develops at www.healingcommunication.com.
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