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Products that will make your "little soldier" stand at attention.

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Sarah Supports Partial-Term Abortion

Sarah for President  2013 & 1/2

Sarah for President 2013 & 1/2
We want Sarah Palin to be our president, but understand she'll only commit to a partial term. Shirt text: "Sarah for President 2013 1/2"

Palin/Plumber 2012

Palin/Plumber 2012
Sarah Palin/ Joe The Plumber: Empower the Stupid

Shirts

Shirts
Jesus' General, Republican Jesus, and more shirts and sweats

Mugs

Mugs
Republican Jesus, Armed Fetus, and our favorite dog loving senator mugs

Bumperstickers

Bumperstickers
And more...

Singing Fish

Singing Fish
Republican Jesus: "Nothing honors the sacredness of my birthday more than the gift of a singing bass from Wal-Mart."

Water Fountain Stickers

Water Fountain Stickers
Take a stand for James Crowe laws and the Glorious Conservative Christian Cultural Revolution by placing these stickers on your favorite water fountains, restrooms, and resturants.

Operation Yellow Elephant

Operation Yellow Elephant
Shirts, stickers, buttons, mugs, and more...

OYE - Sign Up or Shut Up

OYE - Sign Up or Shut Up
Shirts, stickers, buttons, mugs, and more...

Op. Yellow Elephant Bingo

Op. Yellow Elephant Bingo
Play bingo with our favorite College Republican excuses for not signing up to fight in Iraq.

Torture is not a family value

Dick's Done

Bush-Pinochet '04

Bush-Pinochet '04
The perfect ticket to promote Bush era values
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Mousepad
$10.99
Armed Fetus Mousepad
Armed Fetus Mousepad
$12.99


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