The General's Stores

Welcome!
Products that will make your "little soldier" stand at attention.

Sarah for President 2013 & 1/2
We want Sarah Palin to be our president, but understand she'll only commit to a partial term. Shirt text: "Sarah for President 2013 1/2"

Palin/Plumber 2012
Sarah Palin/ Joe The Plumber: Empower the Stupid

Shirts
Jesus' General, Republican Jesus, and more shirts and sweats

Mugs
Republican Jesus, Armed Fetus, and our favorite dog loving senator mugs

Bumperstickers
And more...

Singing Fish
Republican Jesus: "Nothing honors the sacredness of my birthday more than the gift of a singing bass from Wal-Mart."

Water Fountain Stickers
Take a stand for James Crowe laws and the Glorious Conservative Christian Cultural Revolution by placing these stickers on your favorite water fountains, restrooms, and resturants.

Operation Yellow Elephant
Shirts, stickers, buttons, mugs, and more...

OYE - Sign Up or Shut Up
Shirts, stickers, buttons, mugs, and more...

Op. Yellow Elephant Bingo
Play bingo with our favorite College Republican excuses for not signing up to fight in Iraq.

Torture is not a family value

Dick's Done

Bush-Pinochet '04
The perfect ticket to promote Bush era values

Mousepad
$10.99

Armed Fetus Mousepad
$12.99


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