Paranoid Creative Apparel : Ornaments and Keepsakes

Bring some attitude to your holiday decor this year with just a sampling of our favorite fun keepsakes and Christmas ornaments (for ALL, please click "Browse Products -> Goodies -> Ornaments" at left!)

Stop Kitten Poker -- Before i Ornament (Round) $10.99	It's Totally Ringing Ornament (Round) $10.99	You've Definitely Heard of Me Ornament (Round) $10.99	SET: Three walls, no limits Ornament (Round) $10.99
Brava, Brava, Bravissima Ornament (Round) $10.99	Carry On Ornament (Round) $10.99	My heart just grew 3 sizes Ornament (Round) $10.99	Oh, FUUUDGE! Ornament (Round) $10.99
Who's an angry elf? Ornament (Round) $10.99	Future Reality TV Contestant Ornament (Round) $10.99	Writer's Block (Dark & Stormy Ornament (Oval) $10.99	Take Time to Play Ornament (Oval) $10.99
"Oh, Hello" Ornament (Oval) $10.99	Never Stop Reaching for the S Ornament (Round) $10.99	Proud PIE HO! Ornament (Round) $10.99	Life's a Show Ornament (Round) $10.99
Fear the Cheese Man Ornament (Round) $10.99	Romeo, Where the Heck Art Ya? Ornament (Round) $10.99	Gamers Never (Cry) Ornament (Round) $10.99	Pumpkins aren't reliable Tran Ornament (Round) $10.99
Don't feed the TROLLS Ornament (Round) $10.99	Gotta go Girlfriend AGGRO Ornament (Round) $10.99	Mmmm, Scenery Ornament (Round) $10.99	Don't Bother Me I'm Gaming Ornament (Round) $10.99
It's a Moo Point Ornament (Round) $10.99	It's Totally Ringing Ornament (Round) $10.99	I'd be a Nummy Treat for Spik Ornament (Round) $10.99	The Lesser of Two Weevils Ornament (Round) $10.99
My Other Car's the Surprise Ornament (Round) $10.99	Oh, don't have a (COW) Ornament (Round) $10.99	C:\DORK Ornament (Round) $10.99	Dream by Moonlight Ornament (Round) $10.99
I heart a good Apocalypse Ornament (Round) $10.99	What? No Hug? Ornament (Round) $10.99	What would Buffy do? Ornament (Round) $10.99	Wizard in Training Ornament (Round) $10.99
333 (I'm only half Pure Evil) Ornament (Round) $10.99	Drama Queen Ornament (Round) $10.99	Bitter? Party of One. Ornament (Round) $10.99	Live Fictionally Ornament (Round) $10.99
Inner DIVA Ornament (Round) $10.99	Be Not Afraid of Greatness Ornament (Round) $10.99	What Would Harry Do? Ornament (Round) $10.99	Here be Dragons Ornament (Round) $10.99
Super karate monkey death car Ornament (Round) $10.99	One tasty dish Ornament (Round) $10.99	Tom Knows Aliens Ornament (Round) $10.99	File Bandit Ornament (Round) $10.99
Insecure needy neurotic... gr Ornament (Round) $10.99	Candle (Rev) Ornament (Round) $10.99	I'm a snowman on the edge... Ornament (Round) $10.99	I want a MISFIT TOY for Chris Ornament (Round) $10.99
He's her lobster! Ornament (Round) $10.99	Cheer-tator Ornament (Round) $10.99	Sparrow Worshipper (circular) Ornament (Round) $10.99	My Other Car's a Hippogriff ( Ornament (Round) $10.99
It's Just My Nature Ornament (Round) $10.99	LoVe Shipper Ornament (Oval) $10.99	Bling me up Ornament (Round) $10.99	Fa la freakin' la Ornament (Round) $10.99
I love partridge... with fava Ornament (Round) $10.99	Brrr... there must be some Sa Ornament (Round) $10.99	Three Ghosts Visited my Boss Ornament (Round) $10.99	You're never too old to eat a Ornament (Oval) $10.99
Fa la la... BANG (Poor Elf Ne Ornament (Round) $10.99	Naughty and Proud (Rev) Ornament (Round) $10.99	Pimp My Sleigh Ornament (Oval) $10.99	I'm on the Naughty List Ornament (Oval) $10.99
Sorry. Elf-humor. Ornament (Round) $10.99	Reindeer chow is really expen Ornament (Round) $10.99	Elf Dentists Creep Me Out Ornament (Round) $10.99	I don't like candy canes Ornament (Round) $10.99
Snowflakes keep falling on my Ornament (Round) $10.99	Naughty and Proud Ornament (Round) $10.99	Rudolph had a problem Ornament (Oval) $10.99