Paranoid Creative Apparel : Funny Stuff (Heavy on the Sarcasm...)

Indulge your inner cynic with these edgy, funny, and cool gifts, apparel, household items, buttons, stickers, and much more! Everything has a definite point of view -- just like you.

Gotta Go Boyfriend AGGRO Gotta go -- boyfriend AGGRO! Love gaming? You'll love these fun, cool and humorous products celebrating MMORPGs that might just tear you away from your keyboard!	My Stick Figure Can Beat Up Yours... Show your humor (and moxie) with these great shirts, gifts and hats featuring a very tough stick figure! Perfect fun for adults and kids alike. (No stick figures were harmed in the making of these gif	Tom Knows Aliens He really does! Available in a wide variety of cool, fun products, from bumper stickers, to buttons, t-shirts, magnets, hoodies, and much more -- and all make great gifts for the holidays.
What.Ev. Some days you just want to say, "What. Ev." So these great gifts and tees are the perfect solution -- and they make great presents, too!	Express your snark, frustration, or sense of irony with this classic expression! Whether you're a geek, freak, nerd, or aficionado of smart responses, says it all.	Gotta go Girlfriend AGGRO Gotta go -- girlfriend AGGRO! Love gaming? You'll love these fun, cool and humorous products celebrating MMORPGs that might just tear you away from your keyboard!
Oh, don't have a (COW) Now you can tell others to chill out with these funny, vibrant shirts, magnets, stickers, buttons, and more, all proclaiming -- "don't have a COW!"	Actually, I DID Define Pi... Show off your smarts with these awesome shirts and gifts, all proclaiming that, yes, actually, you DID define Pi! A must for geeks, nerds, proud students, or those who simply know how brilliant they	My Tank Can Beat Yours Are you an MMORPG gamer with a toon that tanks like nothing else? Tell the world, with these awesome shirts, gifts and other products! Great for gamers and those who love them.
When Life Gives You Lemons, just add Vodka... It's the perfect humorous slogan: When life gives you lemons, just add vodka! Then tell the world with these beautiful and vibrant gifts, mugs, apparel, prints, greeting cards, and more.	Don't Bother Me I'm Gaming Are you a gaming fanatic who hates interruption? If you're one of those who always feels that the game comes first, you'll love these cool gifts and products for gamers everywhere!	Hug it out, Bitch! Hug it out, Bitch! It's easy with these great shirts, magnets, buttons, stickers, car accessories, and more! In cool colors or with a plain background, in a wide assortment of hip products.
I'll be a Catch... in the Post-Apocalyptic Future You know you'd be a catch in the post-Apocalyptic future, when humans are scarce, and robots (or vamps) roam the earth! So proclaim it loud and proud with these great shirts and gifts. Great for scifi	Infinite DPS Every gamer dreams of it: Infinite DPS. But until that day you can dream of kicking virtual butt with these cool shirts, stickers, magnets, buttons, and more!	Will work for latte Ask any coffee-lover and yep, they'll work for latte any day! Poke fun at today's employment situation with this fun assortment of mugs, mousepads, stickers, buttons, shirts, and much more.
AFK If you're a gamer or computer nerd, then celebrate those rare moments away from the keyboard with these fun products proclaiming you "AFK"! Life is good with these stickers, shirts, buttons, and more.	Pure Evil If you're "pure evil," all you can do is warn the world, right? So do so with this fun and freaky line of gifts, clothing, mugs, stickers, magnets, and more!	Gamers Never (Cry) Gamers? Cry? Nahhh! Show your toughness AND your love of gaming with these cool gifts and products! Available in great gear perfect for gamers--in stickers, shirts, mousepads, hats, mugs, more!
Way. Way? Way. Answer the question with wit and humor thanks to this great line of buttons, gifts, magnets, stickers and shirts.	Nothing 20 Years of Therapy Won't Fix The perfect slogan for those awkward moments in life! Witty, smart, and (of course) completely mortified... nothing therapy won't fix, as these stickers, buttons, shirts, and gifts will tell you.	Don't feed the TROLLS Whether you're talking about the online variety or the imaginary kind, you shouldn't feed the trolls! Now you can tell the world with these cute, humorous gifts and shirts. Great for kids of all ages
Feynman was Right (What do you care what other peo Are you a Feynman fan? What do you care what other people think? Tell the world with these great shirts, buttons, magnets and more.	Insecure needy neurotic... great catch Insecure, needy, neurotic, etc.? Hey, list those sexy attributes on these funny cool gifts -- from shirts, magnets, mugs, and hats, to stickers, buttons, pillows, and more!	Not EMO Just Moody Not EMO, just moody? Then these great shirts, buttons, stickers, magnets, and other cool items are for you -- or make perfect gifts!
Bitter? Party of One. Bitter? Cynical? Hey, tell the world -- with these great shirts, buttons, magnets, stickers, and more!	File Bandit Are you an MP3 junkie? Or maybe a hacker, downloader, etc. These clever, fun File Bandit gifts, shirts, stickers, magnets, and other hip items will proclaim your prowess in style!	C:\DORK Make fun of PCs -- or simply your love for all things computing -- with these great buttons, mousepads, shirts, and more. Includes a cool selection against a black background, as well.
Happy when it Rains If you're happy when it rains, then say it loud, with these terrific gifts, shirts, hats, buttons, and other great products.	a slave to my cat Proclaim your subservience to your friendly feline with this funny line of pet friendly products proclaiming, "a slave to my cat"! Colorful and vibrant, these products include clothing, magnets, stick	Desperation Flowers So you wanted to get her something and tried to find flowers. Nobody was open. And all you could get was this stupid card. Or sticker. Or T-shirt! You get the idea... check out this very funny line
Middling Aspirations Set your sights to medium with this funny line of products proclaiming, "Middling aspirations!" From shirts to bumper stickers, hats and more.	dyslexic insomniac agnostic If you fit the description of the person in that old joke, then these edgy, witty shirts, stickers, magnets and more are sure to please. They also make great gifts!	Game Over Show your love of gaming with these cool gifts! Promote the inevitable end of every gaming experience with mugs, shirts, buttons and more (Even though we know the game is never really over...)
Singularity If you're an astronomy fan, you'll enjoy the double meaning of these great products, all proclaiming "singularity"! From shirts to magnets, stickers, mugs, and hats, proclaim your uniqueness to the w	Undercover Bitch Are you not quite as sweet as you appear? Say it with style with these adorable tees, magnets, mugs, and other great products every woman will love.	an alien ate my homework An alien ate your homework? Great excuse... now get it in these cool buttons, shirts, and magnets! We believe you. Really.
(NO) Perky If you're allergic to perky, have we got some cool stuff for you -- cool gifts, shirts, hats, and other cool items to proclaim that no, you aren't and will never be perky.	Geekalicious If you're geekalicious and proud of it, then say it with these cool shirts, buttons, stickers, hats, and other awesome gifts.	Completely Gullible If you're completely gullible, then tell the world with these excellent buttons, shirts, stickers, hats, and all sorts of other highly vulnerable gifts.
Bling me up Bling me up! Deserve a little bling and sparkle in your life? Then tell the world with this great assortment of tees, hats, shirts, stickers, magnets, and other cool stuff.	Holy Bleep Holy Bleep! It's the perfect funny (and safe) emergency exclamation for any occasion. And now you can say it with buttons, shirts, magnets, hats, and much more!	Sure OK Absolutely Anything You Say Sure OK Absolutely Anything you say... be agreeable 24 hours a day in these cool clothes and gifts
dark side Show the world your "Dark Side" with this fun line of stickers, magnets, apparel, mugs, and more. Everybody's got one!	Jerk Magnet Are you jaded and cynical... or do you just seem to attract more jerks than most? Then these gifts, apparel and other fun items are just the thing to cure your blues -- and add a little wit to your pr	bitch goddess So you're a tough woman. And you also happen to be divine. This makes you a bitch goddess -- and every woman's got one within! Share her with the world with these cute shirts, mugs, stickers, and p
No Freaking Way Now you can provide that classic answer to almost any situation thanks to these awesome tees, gifts, stickers, buttons, mousepads, and much more! They make great gifts -- even to yourself.	People suck. Feeling a little pessimistic about people these days? Show your cynical side with these funny, incisive shirts, tees, stickers, magnets, buttons, and other great products.	The suspense is terrible. I hope it'll last. The suspense is terrible -- I hope it'll last! A great quote from a great movie, and in a fun line of products including gifts, tees, stickers, magnets, and much more.
Inner Bitch Every woman has an inner bitch, so set her free with this funny, smart line of buttons, shirts, bumper stickers, humorous hats and much more!	Just another follower of the nerd Proclaim yourself a proud follower of the nerds and geeks of the world with these fun products! From shirts and tees, to gifts, stickers, magnets and more.	Get me off this hamster wheel Get me off this hamster wheel! Sometimes it seems like all we do is work. Show a little office rebellion with this cool funny line of shirts, buttons, magnets, and stickers!