Paranoid Creative Apparel : Holiday Snark -- Seasonal Gifts, Apparel, More

Find holiday apparel, cards, gifts, and other goodies to satisfy the inner snark in anyone. So bring a little attitude to your Christmas this year -- we won't tell.

Who's an angry elf? Who's an angry elf? Celebrate the spirit of Christmas with these funny, entertaining shirts, gifts and more -- perfect for Chritmas, for yourself, or those you love.	Oh, FUUUDGE! There's nothing like the F-word when things go wrong at the holidays... so give in and say, OH FUUUDGE with these great shirts, gifts and more! Ralphie would approve!	I can't put my arms down What's worse than winter wear, and a coat that won't let you put your arms down? Wrap up with a laugh, with these great holiday shirts, gifts and more! Ralphie would approve!
My heart just grew 3 sizes Celebrate the season with these funny, cool shirts, stickers, buttons and gifts, all reminding us of what can happen at Christmastime... when our hearts grow 3 sizes.	Elf Dentists Creep Me Out Elf dentists creep you out? Maybe you saw Rudolph a few too many times as a kid? We feel your pain! Don't miss this funny line of gifts for those who need a little sarcasm in their holiday season --	I'm a snowman on the edge... The perfect touch for the holidays -- a snowman on the edge. Don't miss these humorous and colorful products, from mugs and shirts, to magnets, stickers, ornaments, and more.
Three ghosts visited my boss and all I got was thi If you know how Bob Cratchit felt at Christmas, then tell the world with this funny assortment of seasonal, snarky buttons and magnets!	Three Ghosts visited my boss and all I got was thi If you know how Bob Cratchit felt at Christmas, then tell the world with this funny assortment of seasonal, snarky mugs and shirts!!	Three Ghosts Visited my Boss and all I got... Proclaim your holiday... snark, with this funny line of products! Don't miss this funny line of gifts for those who need a little sarcasm in their holiday season!
Fa la freakin' la The perfect twist on a classic Christmas carol... for those who aren't quite in the holiday spirit just yet! Perfect as gifts, with apparel, buttons, mugs, and more -- or even better to simply expres	I'm allergic to reindeer Allergic to reindeer? Then these great gifts are for you. Includes everything from buttons and magnets, to bibs, shirts, stickers, mugs, and more!	I want a MISFIT TOY for Christmas Proclaim your love of Misfit Toys with these adorable products that celebrate the true spirit of the season -- from great kids' products, to bumper stickers, tees, magnets, ornaments, and more. A grea
Brrr... there must be some Santa in the atmosphere Brrr... there must be some Santa in the atmosphere! You can't miss for holiday cheer with these hip, cool seasonal gifts, ornaments, apparel, buttons and magnets.	Candle Light a candle for the holidays with the warm glow of these lovely Christmas items -- from ornaments, stickers, magnets and buttons, to bibs and tees, hats, and more.	I'm a Gingerbread Man on the Edge So you're a gingerbread man on the edge? Tell the world with these funny, humorous and very cool gifts -- from stickers and ornaments, to buttons, shirts, mugs, and much more.
I wish it would SNOW snow snow... Wish it would snow? Wish out loud with these fun magnets, buttons, ornaments, stickers, gifts, and more!	Santa Santa Santa Santa santa santa! Don't miss this cool, fun stuff with a simple reversed image of the big guy himself -- from magnets and buttons, to shirts, bibs, ornaments, and more!	Rudolph had a problem Rudolph definitely had some obstacles. Celebrate the season with these funny gifts, shirts, buttons, stickers, and other fun products!
Naughty and Proud (B&W) Naughty, and proud of it? Tell the world with these witty stickers, buttons, shirts, and other gifts. Perfect for indulging your inner snark. (Crisp, minimalistic Black and white -- color also availa	Naughty and Proud Naughty, and proud of it? Tell the world with these witty stickers, buttons, shirts, and other gifts. Perfect for indulging your inner snark.	the Nutcracker scared me Did the Nutcracker give you the willies? Then get these great stickers, buttons, and magnets to tell the world -- just in time for the holidays.
Elf Footprints Elves are sneaky little boogers! Get these great stickers, buttons, and magnets featuring elf-footprints everywhere... just in time for Christmas!	Reindeer chow is really expensive It's tough caring for reindeer! Tell the world with this funny assortment of seasonal, snarky gifts, ornaments, apparel, buttons and magnets.	I don't like candy canes Tell the world about your aversion to candy canes with this funny assortment of seasonal, snarky gifts, ornaments, apparel, buttons and magnets.
You're never too old to eat a snowflake You're never too old to eat a snowflake... especially around the Christmas season. Don't miss this lovely line of gifts for the holiday season -- from buttons and mousepads, to shirts and ornaments!	I love partridge... with fava beans and a nice Chi Proclaim your holiday... er, spirit, with this snarky, funny line of products! Don't miss this funny line of gifts for those who need a little sarcasm in their holiday season -- from buttons and mouse	Sorry. Elf-humor. Do the holidays bring out your inner snark? Don't miss this funny line of gifts and apparel for those who need a little sarcasm in their holiday season -- from buttons and mousepads, to shirts and orn
Snowflakes keep falling on my head It's the holiday season, and time for winter to rear its head. Here's a lovely line of gifts and apparel for those who love snowflakes and snow -- from buttons and mousepads, to shirts and ornaments!	I'm on the Naughty List Proclaim your status on Santa's "naughty list" with these colorful, funny products -- from shirts and hats, to magnets, buttons, mugs, mousepads, bears, and more. Show your holiday spirit today!	Pimp My Sleigh Bring a little bling to the season with this funny and cool urban twist on Santa's ride! Available in everything from clothing (shirts, hats and more) to mugs, buttons, stickers, mousepads and magnet
Fa la la... BANG (Poor Elf Never Saw it Coming...) This holiday season, this tale (of a christmas carol gone horribly wrong) makes a terrific gift for the dark, sarcastic person you're shopping for, and comes in everything from mugs to mousepads, shir	Step away from the coffee or the reindeer gets it. Coffee-lovers, now's your chance to warn away others who might try to swipe it this holiday season. Luckily we've got plenty of gifts, shirts, mugs, magnets and more to help you warn away the unwary (