Paranoid Creative Apparel : DramaGoodies: Stuff for Actors, Performers

If you're an actor or actress, singer, or performer, this is the section for you! Here, you'll find smart, funny stickers, buttons and apparel proclaiming your love of all things theatrical.

Line? Line? It's the most frequently asked question in any play rehearsal -- and now you can wear it with pride, with these great buttons, shirts, and other great gifts -- even ornaments, aprons and more! P	Poor salesman. Totally dead. Poor salesman, totally dead. Salute a masterpiece of the theatre (while making a little snark at the same time) with these terrific tees, hats, and gifts. Perfect for actors, drama aficionados, theatr	Romeo, Where the Heck Art Ya? So in the words of the immortal Juliet, "Romeo, where the heck art ya?" These great gifts and tees find the humor in Shakespeare, and are a must for any actor, theatre or drama fan.
Theatre Musicians Do It... Are you a theatre musician? Proclaim your talent and passion with these fun, playful shirts, hats, stickers, buttons, keepsakes and more! They're cool, distinctive, and make the perfect gifts!	Brava, Brava, Bravissima Brava! Give kudos to that talented performer in your life, applauding her talent with these cool, stylish shirts, hats, stickers, and more! Perfect as gifts, as well!	Bravo, Bravo, Bravissimo Bravo, Bravissimo! Give kudos to that talented performer in your life, applauding his talent with these cool, stylish shirts, hats, stickers, and more! Perfect as gifts, as well!
Official Scene-Stealer Do you steal a scene or two? Or just act with someone who does? Don't miss these cool, witty shirts, hats, and other products that make great gifts for the actor in your life!	Proud Stage Mom/Dad! Are you a Stage Mom or Stage Dad? Don't miss these shirts, mugs, magnets, buttons, more. Also a great way to thank the one who's never stopped believing in you--especially for Mother's/Father's Day!	Break a Leg! Whether you're wishing luck to fellow performers, or to a friend who's getting up there in front of the lights, these great cards and gifts are the perfect way to say, Break a Leg! Perfect for musicia
Sorry, is my Monologue...? Sorry, is my monologue interfering with your nap? It's the question you've always wanted to ask -- and now you can, with these fun shirts and products!	Yes, Directors Know Everything Whether you're a director or know one, you can't go wrong with these funny, playful shirts, hats, stickers, buttons, and more! They make the perfect gifts for the wrap party, too!	SET: A dream world with three walls, no limits A set creates the reality of the stage, enveloping actors and audience in a dream world with no limits. Celebrate the magic of the stage with these great gifts and more!
Upstage me at your own risk Warn others of the dangers of getting in your spotlight -- thanks to these cool, funny gifts and shirts -- from mugs, to stickers, pillows, teddy bears, magnets, buttons, journals, calendars, and more	Professional Line-Feeder Stage managers, directors, and others all know what it's like to feed a line! So celebrate your key role in the production (or applaud a friend) with these great shirts, gifts, and more!	Exits, Pursued by a Bear Exits, pursued by a bear... Shakespeare's only stage direction! And the perfect, whimsical accent for any actor, stage professional, or theatre lover.
Give me a Light Board and I Can Rule the World "Give me a light board, and I can rule the world!" Show your tech and lighting savvy with these fun shirts, hats, stickers, and more! Also perfect as gifts for stage tech/crew.	Playwrights do it with Imagination If you're a playwright, you'll love this humorous assortment of products, including shirts, stickers, magnets, buttons, pillows, many more great gift items!	You've Definitely Heard of Me Proclaim your fame and say, "You've definitely heard of me," with these fun, funny shirts, hats, stickers, and more! Perfect as gifts, as well, for that present (or future) star in your life!
Tip me well or else Anyone who waits on or serves customers for a living knows the importance of tipping well. Now you can warn others -- "tip me well, or else!" Available in a great line of apparel, bumper stickers, mu	Ad-lib! Ad-lib like the wind! Show your love of improv (or just ad-libbing your lines) with these fun, funny shirts, hats, stickers, and more! Perfect as gifts, as well, for that scene-stealer in your life!	Hug me...Understudy Anyone who's ever been an understudy knows understudies definitely need a hug -- and these gifts, shirts, hats, and more will help them get it! A great gift for the understudy in your production.
Set Designers do it with Perspective If you're a set designer, you'll love this humorous assortment of products, including shirts, stickers, magnets, buttons, pillows, many more great gift items!	My resume says I'm a star Is your resume of performances a bit, er, colorful? If it isn't, it should be -- you're a star! So celebrate it with these great shirts, home products, magnets, buttons, and much more. Actors unite!	Never Stop Reaching for the Stars Keep your dreams inspired, with these cute, cool inspirational shirts and homegoods reminding all of us to "never stop reaching for the stars." Great to inspire any who aren't afraid to dream!
I'm surprisingly hot onstage Are you even hotter onstage than in real life? Sure you are -- now tell the world with these great shirts, buttons, magnets, and much more. Fabulous gifts for the theatre person in your life.	Directors do it with conviction If you're a director, you'll love this humorous assortment of products proclaiming "Directors do it with conviction." Include shirts, stickers, magnets, buttons, pillows, many more great gift items!	You're "doth protesting" like, way too much If you like Shakespeare, you'll get a kick out of these fun, silly shirts and gifts proclaiming that you, like, doth protest too much! Great for theatre lovers.
Mmmm, Scenery Mmmm, scenery! Nothing's better to chew... at least for performers! Don't miss these terrific and very funny shirts, magnets, buttons, mousepads, hats, mugs, and more -- a must for theatre lovers.	Costume Designers do it in Style Are you a costume designer or fashion guru when it comes to drama? Then you'll adore this humorous assortment of products, including shirts, stickers, magnets, buttons, pillows, many more great gift i	I've played Chekov, for God's sakes Let the world know -- hey, you may be playing a bottle of mustard in your current gig, but darn it, you've played Chekov! Theatre people will love these funny, witty shirts, gifts, and more.
Life's a Show Life's a show -- so celebrate it with these lovely gifts, tees, and other great products! Perfect for the performer in your life.	Keep Dreaming Keep dreaming -- and encourage others to do so as well -- with these cute, whimsical shirts, magnets, stickers and more. Great as inspiration for actors, creatives, other dreamers in your life!	Lighting Designers Do it in Color If you're a lighting designer, you'll love this humorous assortment of products, including shirts, stickers, magnets, buttons, pillows, many more great gift items!
Method Actor Show you're a true follower of method acting with these cool shirts and home goods! A must for serious actors and fans of the craft of acting.	Don't worry I'm totally off book Whether you want to make 'em laugh, or simply reassure the rest of your production that you really do know your lines, don't miss these awesome products that proclaim you are, once and for all, OFF BO	Dance like EVERYONE is watching If you're a dancer, then don't hide that grace and ability-- dance like EVERYONE is watching. You deserve to be seen. Available in apparel and homegoods that make terrific gifts as well for the dance
I'm not a bitch, It's Typecasting Assert yourself with these cute, snarky and funny shirts and gifts -- you're not a bitch, it's just typecasting! Great fun for actresses with attitude.	Will Act for Food An actor's life is often a tough one. So have a little fun with it through these tongue-in-cheek buttons, mugs, magnets, gifts, and great apparel items saying, "will act for food." That's life in the	"Five minutes to Curtain." It's one of the most exciting moments in theatre -- that "five minutes" notice from the stage manager! Now immortalize it with these terrific shirts, gifts, buttons, cards, and more!
A star danced... and was I born Whether you love Shakespeare or are just a romantic, this lovely line is for you! From shirts and hats, to prints, padsk, calendars, much more.	I need more direction than that. Ever worked with a theatre director who was driving you nuts? Or just want to poke fun at your director in general? These are the products for you -- fun, witty apparel, gifts, and more.	Inner DIVA Celebrate your inner diva with these cool, cute shirts, stickers, tiles, posters, cards, mugs, and much more!
Hey, wanna put on a play? Hey, wanna put on a play? Why not? So start gathering those people together by wearing these cool shirts and hats, in addition to great stuff for the home. A must for theatre fans.	Actors do it with DRAMA If you're an actor, you'll love this humorous assortment of products, including shirts, stickers, magnets, buttons, pillows, and more. They make terrific gift items, too -- just in time for the holida	Lyricists do it in Rhyme Lyricists do it in rhyme -- and they do it all the time. So tell the world about your way with words -- or just get one of these great products for the lyricist in your life!
Prop Masters do it with Objects Props people are often unsung -- but their work gives weight and reality to the world on the stage. Now these great gifts and shirts celebrate props masters with a sly, fun declaration that's sure to	Actresses do it with drama If you're an actress, you'll love this cute, humorous assortment of products, including shirts, stickers, magnets, buttons, pillows, many more great gift items!	Grips Need Love, too Grips are the quiet miracle workers of the theatre -- and hey, they need love too! Show your solidarity with these great products -- or get something as a gift for the grip who does it all!
Musicians Do It... Musicians do it with instruments! Proclaim it loud and tunefully with these great products and gifts! Perfect for that fabulous musician in your life.	Any excuse for DRAMA Live a dramatic life? Then don't miss this great assortment of products, including shirts, stickers, magnets, buttons, pillows, many more great gift items!	Dancers do it to Music Dancers do it to Music! Don't miss these great shirts and products that tell the world about your love of dance.
Singers do it Out Loud Singers? Declare your talent and declare it loud, with these great buttons, tees, and more! Perfect as gifts for those singers in your life, too!	What's my MOTIVATION? What's my MOTIVATION? The words every actor's said (or mocked!) and every director dreads. Show your love of theatre with this fun and sassy line of products.	Be Not Afraid of Greatness Shakespeare said it -- and lived it. Live fearlessly with these awesome shirts, buttons, magnets, stickers, mousepads, and much more!
Choreographers do it with rhythm If you're a choreographer, you'll love this humorous assortment of products, including shirts, stickers, magnets, buttons, pillows, many more great gift items!	Wanted: Big Break (any break) Wanted: Big break, small break, any break will do! Perfect for any performer still holding onto the dream -- available in assorted shirts, cards, magnets, stickers, and much more!	Drama Queen Are you a drama queen? Whether you're a performer or just a little melodramatic, you'll love these shirts, mousepads, stickers, buttons, magnets, and more!
Performer's Checklist Every performer knows how hard auditioning can be. So have fun with it, with these hip, funny shirts, stickers, magnets, and other great gifts and apparel! Perfect for the actor or musician in your li	I had rather hear a dog bark at a crow, than a man Whether you're just recently burned, or you're a fan of Shakespeare's "Much Ado About Nothing," you'll love these great products, from cards and mini-posters, to magnets, shirts, mousepads, and more!	Stage Managers do it with authority If you're a stage manager, you'll love this humorous assortment of products, including shirts, stickers, magnets, buttons, pillows, many more great gift items!
Will sing for food. Whether you're a professional, student, or a teacher, do you love to sing? Tell the world with this fun, cool and witty assortment of products including magnets, stickers, mugs, apparel, and much mor	PROUD Music Geek If you're a self-proclaimed music geek, then say it loud and proud with these great gifts, stickers, magnets, and apparel!	Method Actor Proclaim your profession as well as your "method" with these fun, witty products for any actor, theatre lover, or other drama fan in your life.
Method Actress Whether you're a method actress, an actress with a sense of humor, or just a drama queen, this line of fun, witty products is sure to please.