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I love great fiction, whether on television, in film, or in print, as well as astronomy, fantasy, and science fiction. If there's a way to proclaim your favorite shows, hobbies, movies, or other enthusiasms, through the things you wear or keep around you, then I'm all for it. Whatever proclaims your individuality!

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If you're an actor or actress, singer, or performer, this is the section for you! Here, you'll find smart, funny stickers, buttons and apparel proclaiming your love of all things theatrical.

'Actor' (Curtain Design)

'Actor' (Curtain Design)
Whether you're an actor or just have a loved one at center stage, these beautiful designs against a rich velvet curtain make the perfect statements -- or gifts for performers!

Brava, Brava, Bravissima

Brava, Brava, Bravissima
Brava! Give kudos to that talented performer in your life, applauding her talent with these cool, stylish shirts, hats, stickers, and more! Perfect as gifts, as well!

Bravo, Bravo, Bravissimo

Bravo, Bravo, Bravissimo
Bravo, Bravissimo! Give kudos to that talented performer in your life, applauding his talent with these cool, stylish shirts, hats, stickers, and more! Perfect as gifts, as well!

Break a Leg!

Break a Leg!
Whether you're wishing luck to fellow performers, or to a friend who's getting up there in front of the lights, these great cards and gifts are the perfect way to say, Break a Leg! Perfect for musicia

Line?

Line?
Line? It's the most frequently asked question in any play rehearsal -- and now you can wear it with pride, with these great buttons, shirts, and other great gifts -- even ornaments, aprons and more! P

Official Scene-Stealer

Official Scene-Stealer
Do you steal a scene or two? Or just act with someone who does? Don't miss these cool, witty shirts, hats, and other products that make great gifts for the actor in your life!

Poor salesman. Totally dead.

Poor salesman. Totally dead.
Poor salesman, totally dead. Salute a masterpiece of the theatre (while making a little snark at the same time) with these terrific tees, hats, and gifts. Perfect for actors, drama aficionados, theatr

Proud Stage Mom/Dad!

Proud Stage Mom/Dad!
Are you a Stage Mom or Stage Dad? Don't miss these shirts, mugs, magnets, buttons, more. Also a great way to thank the one who's never stopped believing in you--especially for Mother's/Father's Day!

Romeo, Where the Heck Art Ya?

Romeo, Where the Heck Art Ya?
So in the words of the immortal Juliet, "Romeo, where the heck art ya?" These great gifts and tees find the humor in Shakespeare, and are a must for any actor, theatre or drama fan.

Theatre Musicians Do It...

Theatre Musicians Do It...
Are you a theatre musician? Proclaim your talent and passion with these fun, playful shirts, hats, stickers, buttons, keepsakes and more! They're cool, distinctive, and make the perfect gifts!

SET: A dream world with three walls, no limits

SET: A dream world with three walls, no limits
A set creates the reality of the stage, enveloping actors and audience in a dream world with no limits. Celebrate the magic of the stage with these great gifts and more!

Sorry, is my Monologue...?

Sorry, is my Monologue...?
Sorry, is my monologue interfering with your nap? It's the question you've always wanted to ask -- and now you can, with these fun shirts and products!

Yes, Directors Know Everything

Yes, Directors Know Everything
Whether you're a director or know one, you can't go wrong with these funny, playful shirts, hats, stickers, buttons, and more! They make the perfect gifts for the wrap party, too!

Professional Line-Feeder

Professional Line-Feeder
Stage managers, directors, and others all know what it's like to feed a line! So celebrate your key role in the production (or applaud a friend) with these great shirts, gifts, and more!

Upstage me at your own risk

Upstage me at your own risk
Warn others of the dangers of getting in your spotlight -- thanks to these cool, funny gifts and shirts -- from mugs, to stickers, pillows, teddy bears, magnets, buttons, journals, calendars, and more

Exits, Pursued by a Bear

Exits, Pursued by a Bear
Exits, pursued by a bear... Shakespeare's only stage direction! And the perfect, whimsical accent for any actor, stage professional, or theatre lover.

Give me a Light Board and I Can Rule the World

Give me a Light Board and I Can Rule the World
"Give me a light board, and I can rule the world!" Show your tech and lighting savvy with these fun shirts, hats, stickers, and more! Also perfect as gifts for stage tech/crew.

Playwrights do it with Imagination

Playwrights do it with Imagination
If you're a playwright, you'll love this humorous assortment of products, including shirts, stickers, magnets, buttons, pillows, many more great gift items!

You've Definitely Heard of Me

You've Definitely Heard of Me
Proclaim your fame and say, "You've definitely heard of me," with these fun, funny shirts, hats, stickers, and more! Perfect as gifts, as well, for that present (or future) star in your life!

Ad-lib! Ad-lib like the wind!

Ad-lib! Ad-lib like the wind!
Show your love of improv (or just ad-libbing your lines) with these fun, funny shirts, hats, stickers, and more! Perfect as gifts, as well, for that scene-stealer in your life!

Tip me well or else

Tip me well or else
Anyone who waits on or serves customers for a living knows the importance of tipping well. Now you can warn others -- "tip me well, or else!" Available in a great line of apparel, bumper stickers, mu

Hug me...Understudy

Hug me...Understudy
Anyone who's ever been an understudy knows understudies definitely need a hug -- and these gifts, shirts, hats, and more will help them get it! A great gift for the understudy in your production.

Set Designers do it with Perspective

Set Designers do it with Perspective
If you're a set designer, you'll love this humorous assortment of products, including shirts, stickers, magnets, buttons, pillows, many more great gift items!

My resume says I'm a star

My resume says I'm a star
Is your resume of performances a bit, er, colorful? If it isn't, it should be -- you're a star! So celebrate it with these great shirts, home products, magnets, buttons, and much more. Actors unite!

Never Stop Reaching for the Stars

Never Stop Reaching for the Stars
Keep your dreams inspired, with these cute, cool inspirational shirts and homegoods reminding all of us to "never stop reaching for the stars." Great to inspire any who aren't afraid to dream!

I'm surprisingly hot onstage

I'm surprisingly hot onstage
Are you even hotter onstage than in real life? Sure you are -- now tell the world with these great shirts, buttons, magnets, and much more. Fabulous gifts for the theatre person in your life.

Directors do it with conviction

Directors do it with conviction
If you're a director, you'll love this humorous assortment of products proclaiming "Directors do it with conviction." Include shirts, stickers, magnets, buttons, pillows, many more great gift items!

You're

You're "doth protesting" like, way too much
If you like Shakespeare, you'll get a kick out of these fun, silly shirts and gifts proclaiming that you, like, doth protest too much! Great for theatre lovers.

Mmmm, Scenery

Mmmm, Scenery
Mmmm, scenery! Nothing's better to chew... at least for performers! Don't miss these terrific and very funny shirts, magnets, buttons, mousepads, hats, mugs, and more -- a must for theatre lovers.

Costume Designers do it in Style

Costume Designers do it in Style
Are you a costume designer or fashion guru when it comes to drama? Then you'll adore this humorous assortment of products, including shirts, stickers, magnets, buttons, pillows, many more great gift i

I've played Chekov, for God's sakes

I've played Chekov, for God's sakes
Let the world know -- hey, you may be playing a bottle of mustard in your current gig, but darn it, you've played Chekov! Theatre people will love these funny, witty shirts, gifts, and more.

Life's a Show

Life's a Show
Life's a show -- so celebrate it with these lovely gifts, tees, and other great products! Perfect for the performer in your life.

Keep Dreaming

Keep Dreaming
Keep dreaming -- and encourage others to do so as well -- with these cute, whimsical shirts, magnets, stickers and more. Great as inspiration for actors, creatives, other dreamers in your life!

Lighting Designers Do it in Color

Lighting Designers Do it in Color
If you're a lighting designer, you'll love this humorous assortment of products, including shirts, stickers, magnets, buttons, pillows, many more great gift items!

Method Actor

Method Actor
Show you're a true follower of method acting with these cool shirts and home goods! A must for serious actors and fans of the craft of acting.

Don't worry I'm totally off book

Don't worry I'm totally off book
Whether you want to make 'em laugh, or simply reassure the rest of your production that you really do know your lines, don't miss these awesome products that proclaim you are, once and for all, OFF BO

Dance like EVERYONE is watching

Dance like EVERYONE is watching
If you're a dancer, then don't hide that grace and ability-- dance like EVERYONE is watching. You deserve to be seen. Available in apparel and homegoods that make terrific gifts as well for the dance

I'm not a bitch, It's Typecasting

I'm not a bitch, It's Typecasting
Assert yourself with these cute, snarky and funny shirts and gifts -- you're not a bitch, it's just typecasting! Great fun for actresses with attitude.

Will Act for Food

Will Act for Food
An actor's life is often a tough one. So have a little fun with it through these tongue-in-cheek buttons, mugs, magnets, gifts, and great apparel items saying, "will act for food." That's life in the

"Five minutes to Curtain."
It's one of the most exciting moments in theatre -- that "five minutes" notice from the stage manager! Now immortalize it with these terrific shirts, gifts, buttons, cards, and more!

A star danced... and was I born

A star danced... and was I born
Whether you love Shakespeare or are just a romantic, this lovely line is for you! From shirts and hats, to prints, padsk, calendars, much more.

I need more direction than that.

I need more direction than that.
Ever worked with a theatre director who was driving you nuts? Or just want to poke fun at your director in general? These are the products for you -- fun, witty apparel, gifts, and more.

Inner DIVA

Inner DIVA
Celebrate your inner diva with these cool, cute shirts, stickers, tiles, posters, cards, mugs, and much more!

Hey, wanna put on a play?

Hey, wanna put on a play?
Hey, wanna put on a play? Why not? So start gathering those people together by wearing these cool shirts and hats, in addition to great stuff for the home. A must for theatre fans.

Actors do it with DRAMA

Actors do it with DRAMA
If you're an actor, you'll love this humorous assortment of products, including shirts, stickers, magnets, buttons, pillows, and more. They make terrific gift items, too -- just in time for the holida

Lyricists do it in Rhyme

Lyricists do it in Rhyme
Lyricists do it in rhyme -- and they do it all the time. So tell the world about your way with words -- or just get one of these great products for the lyricist in your life!

Prop Masters do it with Objects

Prop Masters do it with Objects
Props people are often unsung -- but their work gives weight and reality to the world on the stage. Now these great gifts and shirts celebrate props masters with a sly, fun declaration that's sure to

Actresses do it with drama

Actresses do it with drama
If you're an actress, you'll love this cute, humorous assortment of products, including shirts, stickers, magnets, buttons, pillows, many more great gift items!

Grips Need Love, too

Grips Need Love, too
Grips are the quiet miracle workers of the theatre -- and hey, they need love too! Show your solidarity with these great products -- or get something as a gift for the grip who does it all!

Musicians Do It...

Musicians Do It...
Musicians do it with instruments! Proclaim it loud and tunefully with these great products and gifts! Perfect for that fabulous musician in your life.

Any excuse for DRAMA

Any excuse for DRAMA
Live a dramatic life? Then don't miss this great assortment of products, including shirts, stickers, magnets, buttons, pillows, many more great gift items!

Dancers do it to Music

Dancers do it to Music
Dancers do it to Music! Don't miss these great shirts and products that tell the world about your love of dance.

Singers do it Out Loud

Singers do it Out Loud
Singers? Declare your talent and declare it loud, with these great buttons, tees, and more! Perfect as gifts for those singers in your life, too!

What's my MOTIVATION?

What's my MOTIVATION?
What's my MOTIVATION? The words every actor's said (or mocked!) and every director dreads. Show your love of theatre with this fun and sassy line of products.

Be Not Afraid of Greatness

Be Not Afraid of Greatness
Shakespeare said it -- and lived it. Live fearlessly with these awesome shirts, buttons, magnets, stickers, mousepads, and much more!

Choreographers do it with rhythm

Choreographers do it with rhythm
If you're a choreographer, you'll love this humorous assortment of products, including shirts, stickers, magnets, buttons, pillows, many more great gift items!

Wanted: Big Break (any break)

Wanted: Big Break (any break)
Wanted: Big break, small break, any break will do! Perfect for any performer still holding onto the dream -- available in assorted shirts, cards, magnets, stickers, and much more!

Drama Queen

Drama Queen
Are you a drama queen? Whether you're a performer or just a little melodramatic, you'll love these shirts, mousepads, stickers, buttons, magnets, and more!

Performer's Checklist

Performer's Checklist
Every performer knows how hard auditioning can be. So have fun with it, with these hip, funny shirts, stickers, magnets, and other great gifts and apparel! Perfect for the actor or musician in your li

I had rather hear a dog bark at a crow, than a man

I had rather hear a dog bark at a crow, than a man
Whether you're just recently burned, or you're a fan of Shakespeare's "Much Ado About Nothing," you'll love these great products, from cards and mini-posters, to magnets, shirts, mousepads, and more!

Stage Managers do it with authority

Stage Managers do it with authority
If you're a stage manager, you'll love this humorous assortment of products, including shirts, stickers, magnets, buttons, pillows, many more great gift items!

Will sing for food.

Will sing for food.
Whether you're a professional, student, or a teacher, do you love to sing? Tell the world with this fun, cool and witty assortment of products including magnets, stickers, mugs, apparel, and much mor

PROUD Music Geek

PROUD Music Geek
If you're a self-proclaimed music geek, then say it loud and proud with these great gifts, stickers, magnets, and apparel!

Method Actor

Method Actor
Proclaim your profession as well as your "method" with these fun, witty products for any actor, theatre lover, or other drama fan in your life.

Method Actress

Method Actress
Whether you're a method actress, an actress with a sense of humor, or just a drama queen, this line of fun, witty products is sure to please.


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