Painting Mantis Art Studio/Gallery : Humor

Humor, humor, and even more humor on clothing, housewares, office products, dog t-shirts, calendars, and more!

Procrastination Procrastination I'll find a picture later.	Keep staring...I may do a trick. Keep staring...I may do a trick.	Adult Humor Humor just for the grown-ups...or at least for those who are at least old enough to understand that some stuff isn't for kids.
Nicer No one is nicer than I am. There was once...but I took care of that.	World Sucks If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off!	Husband Humor My wife says I don't listen to her...or something like that.
Team Effort A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.	Think of me I wish everyone would stop thinking only of themselves and think only of me.	In Charge I should be in charge...I never make miskates.
Smile I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.	Life Don't take life too seriously...no one gets out alive.	Eating Chocolate I'd stop eating chocolate, but I'm no quitter.
Stress Test I'm studying for my stress test.	Handle on Life I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.	Insanity I don't suffer from insanity...I enjoy every minute of it.
Wandering Mind My mind is wandering and I can't find it.	Hillbilly Humor My friends say I'm in denial...that's a total lie!