Pagan Fish

These days, it is difficult to go anywhere without seeing one of those famous fish. First there was the Jesus Fish. Then emerged the Darwin Fish. Now, there is the Pagan Fish.

Like the Darwin Fish, the Pagan Fish has evolved. The Pagan Fish is unique among all of the other Fishes. Not only has it developed legs to walk but this Fish has further evolved to include antlers. The antlers that adorn the head of the Pagan Fish proudly emphasize the Heathen nature of this Fish, and the swollen belly is also a reminder of fertility (and a well fed Fish.)

So, if you would like to join in the Fish Wars, you have come to the right place to get your own Pagan Fish merchandise!