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RICH PEOPLE ONLY
Really expensive stuff! Rich people only!

Christmas Cards

Christmas Cards
Oxhorn Brand Christmas cards! Wish that elf a stocking filled with coal.

Christmas Ornaments!

Christmas Ornaments!
Decorate your tree in very Oxhorn-ish style!

Evan

Evan
The Dark Side of Azeroth

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Lolomgwtgdairyqueen,
lolomgbbtheq!
Lolomgwtgdairyqueen,
lolomgbbtheq!

Punting Gnomes

Punting Gnomes
I like it. You like it. The question is, do the gnomes like it? I guess we'll never know.

"Eat-eth me Pecan Pie!"
Dost thou mean-eth that I can nay eat-eth me pecan pie?

"ROFLMAO!"
Rox0rz box0rz omg?
Hax...
Roflmao.

"Dairy Queen"
Now you can wear Mortuus' favorite pet-name for Lacy, his Tauren fiancé. Because it is sooooo not gross.

"pwn n00bs"
...and the pr0n... with the wtg, ftw... r0x0rz b0x0rz omg? Hax...
roflmao.

"lolomgwtgdairyqueenbbq"
Don't ask what it means. You're pitiful Alliance brain could not handle it!

"Hat Fan Club"
A singing turtle in a top hat? Sure, why the grat not.

"u pwned ftw!"
This is the official congratulatory salutation given from one ubar l33t d00d to another. Memorize it!

"Oxhorn Brand Logo"
The official Oxhorn Brand Logo. Because derbies and suspenders are at the height of fashion, and stuff.

"Associate Professor Evil"
Associate Professor Evil and...
BARNABY!!!

"Hat and BARNABY!1!"
Hat and Barnaby--strike a pose! Show 'em what you've got! A hat and a puny little claw. That's what you've got. And they think you are cute. Poor guys!

"Hat and BARNABY!2!"
Barnaby and Hat venture into the unknown, to wreak much destruction! They are NOT cute! No, no, no!

"Hat's hats"
Who wears Hat's hats? We wear Hat's hats!

"Onward Busco!"
What happens when Barnaby and Hat team up? Why, they torment poor old Busco, of course.

"Dead Elf"
Stay away from those crooked elves. Or steal their ears. Either works.

"Oxhorn"
Oxhorn's mighty head is so magnificent, why, you will want it to adorn every shirt in your wardrobe!

"Staghorn"
Cometh ye browsers and buy-eth thyselves some-eth shirts with cool-eth pictures of the handsome-eth and mighty-eth Staghorn. Eth. Forsooth.

"I'm a TANK!"
Yes, Druids in bear form are REAL tanks. Just as good as Warriors. And we don't have to repeat this a thousand times to convince ourselves. Nope, not at all.

"Oxhorn Fan Boy"
Are you an official Oxhorn Fan Boy?

"Oxhorn Fan Girl"
Who's your daddy? Well, not me. I'm not you're daddy. But I am you're hug-able, neighborhood Oxhorn.

"Oxhorn's Short SHORTS!"
Dress in Oxhorn-ish style--even where no one can see!

"No one insults Mozart!"
O man, fear the wrath of an angry turtle defending Mozart's honor!

"TERROR! in Stormwind"
Thanks Phineus!

"Slime in my Shoes"
Let Mortuus' cry of despair adorn your very being!

"Reindeer From Hell"
Never, ever try to tame a reindeer in bear-form.

"Grain of Sand"
How's that for a vicious taunting!

"For the Love of Leeroy"
The natural thing to say when you see a crab and a turtle duking it out.

BARNABY!

BARNABY!
BARNABY! Come, lure people to buy my shirts, mwahahaha!

"Reluctance"
When naming your guild, be sure to pick a word filled with meaning.

"MASTERFUL!"
Do you want a... KRICK IN THE BACK!?

"Chakked Your Blit"
Offensive? Maybe. But you'll get some funny looks. And that's half the fun.

"But that Blit"
How rude. I mean, just imagine if someone chakked your blit in the wolsh with his flak. It's just... rude!

"Bilolological"
No, it doesn't mean "biological activities". It means "Bilolological Actiiviities". Get it right!

"Ugly Truck"
It is just true that if you have a whole lot of ugly rub against you... well, you become ugly yourself. If you're a Tauren named Lacy, at any rate.

"Beat the Images"
Run like your momma!

"Hat's Song"
Hat is quite a fine lyricist, as you can plainly tell. He has the power to notice when words rhyme. Seriously.

ISW - Blit

ISW - Blit
Oxhorn's Unabridged Dictionary Entries

ISW - Bloit1

ISW - Bloit1
Oxhorn's Unabridged Dictionary Entries

ISW - Bloit2

ISW - Bloit2
Oxhorn's Unabridged Dictionary Entries

ISW - Bloit3

ISW - Bloit3
Oxhorn's Unabridged Dictionary Entries

ISW - Chak

ISW - Chak
Oxhorn's Unabridged Dictionary Entries

ISW - Flak

ISW - Flak
Oxhorn's Unabridged Dictionary Entries

ISW - Grat

ISW - Grat
Oxhorn's Unabridged Dictionary Entries

ISW - Wolsh

ISW - Wolsh
Oxhorn's Unabridged Dictionary Entries

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