Greetings! Welcome to the Q-riosity Shop featuring fun gift ideas from humorist Brian Quass (that's me) from the comedy website called Quass.com (that's my site). We've got a growing collection of unique gifts of all kinds, gifts that you're not going to find at the local Wal-Mart or Target store, believe me. Shop here, and you don't have to worry about inadvertently buying someone the perfect gift... only to find out that they already have it! (Been there, done that.) You'll find an 'I BRAKE FOR HONEYBEES' bumper sticker, a 'Float On' throw pillow featuring a giant jellyfish, and a Time Traveler souvenir t-shirt with the slogan: "My friend went back in time, and all I got was this lousy shirt." All gifts designed by Brian Quass, (that's me, remember?) and topically related to the funny articles at Quass.com (that's my site). And what's more, there's new gifts coming monthly, so there!So thanks for visiting, and come back often!
Brian Quass of Quass.com
Animals Old MacDonald here, shouting out a big E-I-E-I-O to my fellow animal lovers with some cool creative creature gifts from Quass.com! |
Art A little birdie tells me that you have a friend who likes art. So I just told the little birdie, 'Well, tell them to buy that friend a gift in our art department.' |
Environment Brian Quass is not just another pretty face that happens to write riveting prose -- oh, no, no: He's an environmentalist, too, gang. (Am too! Check it out!) |
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Guns Speak truth to gunpowder with these message-sending gift ideas to promote a sensible sane gun policy in the U.S. |
Just for Laughs Well, it's not like the other gifts in this shop are exactly SERIOUS, but I dare say the doodads in this section are PARTICULARLY goofy. (You've been warned!) |
Money If your friends find April 15th a taxing experience, send them a chill pill in the form of this sympathetic gifts from Quass.com. |
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Music If music be the food of love, play on. If not, you'd better wrap up your gig -- after first buying these music-related gifts from Quass.com, that is. |
Movies Now showing at the Quass.com gift shop: unique gifts for cinephiles, starring Nancy Mug as coffee mug and Bob Shirt as the Organic Cotton Tee Shirt! |
New Jersey Tell the self-serving politicians in Trenton that you want to serve yourself, too -- at the gas pump! with this eye-catching Garden State protest merchandise. |
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Philosophy The unexamined life is not worth living -- especially if your friends don't buy you cool doodads like these for your birthday and stuff |
Race Relations Tired of the cynical separatist zeitgeist of the double-aughts? Surprise your jaded friends with these gifts calling for (gasp!) actual universal brotherhood! |
Science Isn't science wonderful? You've got your astronomy, you've got your physics, you've got your chemistry, each of which can be celebrated with the purchase of a wide variety of charming doodads! |
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Webmasters Looking for the perfect gift for that special webmaster. Try these gifts designed BY a webmaster, FOR a webmaster. |
