Ottie's Designs Funny T Shirts & Gifts : Funny Quotes

Are you looking for some funny quotes for t shirts? This is the section for you, as it features the funniest t shirt quotes on the internet, These funny quotes are the best gifts for every holiday or special occasion, and is printed on t shirts, hoodies, boxers, thongs, and many other cool products.

Anger management class Are you in anger management class, and it pisses you off? Then put on our funny t shirt and other great gifts and fun products that state, My anger management class pisses me off, today!	My dress clothes Do you ever go to a nice event, and dont feel like getting all dressed up? Then next time put on our funny t shirt that says, This is my dress clothes, and be comfortable at your next outing.	Voices in my wifes head Do you feel like you just do whatever the wife says to do? Do you think your wife has a voice in her head, and your job is to just do whatever the voices in her head tell you to do?
I became an asshole Did your parents always tell you that you can become anything you want? Let them know you took their advice and became and asshole, in our funny t shirts and gifts for this design.	Beer Gut Do you have a big ole beer gut, but think of it as a protective covering for your rock hard abs? Show everyone there is no shame in your game today with these funny t shirts and gifts.	Call you dumbass Are you terrible with remembering names, and want to just call the annoying person Dumbass? Then ask them that today with our funny t shirts and other smart ass gifts and products.
Dont start with me Is today just not your day, and you want to tell people to "not start with you, you will not win"? Then do that in our funny t shirts and many other humor products and gifts.	Fat people are harder to kidnap Did you ever think to yourself, how the hell do you kidnap a fat person? Check out our funny t shirt that states, Fat people are harder to kidnap today for a funny gift.	Geezer Did you used to be called a stud muffin, and now have aged a bit and now you get called geezer? Show everyone with out Geezer, formerly known as stud muffin t shirts and products today.
Hell thinks ill take over Are you a bad ass that no one messes with? Put on this t shirt that says Heaven wont take me, and hell thinks i'll take over today to show everyone just how much of a bad ass you are.	I am not lazy Do you constantly get told that you are lazy and that you dont do anything? Does that piss you off to hear that? Tell them that you're not lazy, you're physically conservative with our gifts today.	Imaginary Friend Do you have an imaginary friend and want to tell someone that your imaginary friend things they have a mental problem? Tell them today with our funny t shirts and other hilarious products and gifts.
Multi talented Do you like being sarcastic, and giving people some offensive attitude? Do that with our "I'm multi talented, i can talk and piss you off at the same time" funny t shirts and other great gifts.	You suck Do you know someone that thinks they are gods gift to anyone? Tell them they're not with our "on a scale of 1 to 10, you really suck" funny t shirts and other cool products and gifts.	Talking to myself Are you or do you know someone that talks to themselves? Or do you just want to ignore someone annoying? Do that with our don't talk to me, i'm talking to myself funny shirts and products.
Try being smarter Do you get told sometimes that you need to be a nicer person? Are you sarcastic and want to tell them you will try being nicer if they try being smarter? Do that with our funny products today.