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Ottie's Designs Funny T Shirts & Gifts : Funny Pick Up Lines

Otties Funny pick up lines is sure to get you your next date when you wear our funny pick up line t shirts out to your next event. Just put one on and your sure to be a magnet to the opposite sex, every time. Buy our funny t shirts and other products for men and women today.

Your face or mine?

Your face or mine?
Here is a funny pick up line that is sure to get you what you want. Our Your face or mine design goes on all our funny t shirts for men and women, and is sure to get you the special someone you want.

Nice shoes, wanna screw?

Nice shoes, wanna screw?
Do you wanna ask that special someone if they wanna screw, and dont know how to do it? Do it with our funny pick up line t shirts and products that ask them...Nice shoes, wanna screw?

My face is leaving

My face is leaving
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Drop 'em

Drop 'em
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That dress would look great

That dress would look great
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Are you free tonight?

Are you free tonight?
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Do you spit or swallow?

Do you spit or swallow?
Get right to the point, with our "do you spit or swallow?" funny t shirts and gifts for men and women.

Hey baby....mind if i take my pants off

Hey baby....mind if i take my pants off
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madly in bed with you

madly in bed with you
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I think i love you

I think i love you
tell that special person to lie down, i think i love you. This is a funny t shirt to wear out to parties and events, you are sure to get a laugh.

Chances of getting head

Chances of getting head
For alot of laughs at your next outing, buy our "if i flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head" funny t shirt for men.

Lets play army

Lets play army
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If i were  you, i'd have sex with me.

If i were you, i'd have sex with me.
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braille

braille
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You'll Do

You'll Do
This t shirt design tells the whole tale. Just having one of those unlucky nights, so hook up with the first person that comes your way with our You'll Do mens and womens funny t shirts.

Can i talk you out of them

Can i talk you out of them
See if you can get that special one undressed without saying a word......just simply by them reading the words on this funny mens and womens funny t shirt.

Skittles in my mouth

Skittles in my mouth
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want to die happy?

want to die happy?
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can i buy you a drink

can i buy you a drink
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Believe in love at first sight

Believe in love at first sight
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Know what would look great

Know what would look great
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Incredible hulk

Incredible hulk
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Im glad im not blind

Im glad im not blind
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Fred Flinstone

Fred Flinstone
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Am i cute enough yet?

Am i cute enough yet?
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What im here after

What im here after
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206 bones in the human body

206 bones in the human body
Wanna be the life of our party? Then purchase our 206 bones in the body funny pick up line mens and womens t shirt.

body is 90% water

body is 90% water
Looking for the perfect pick up line? Then show off our body is made up of 90% water mens and womens tee at your next outing for results.


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