First Guard: My team's doing great! Frodo made it into Mordor on Sunday.
Second Guard: Huh. Maybe I'll trade the Wealey kid for Samwise...
Third Guard: Hold on, I'm checking how Ned Stark is doing in—Crap.
Welcome to the Order of the Stick store at CafePress. Here you'll find a bewildering variety of OOTS shirts in a veritable smorgasboard of colors, shapes, and styles, as well as mugs, beer steins, and even holiday ornaments. Take a look around; each image below will take you to a page that shows all of the different options for a given design.