Welcome to the Order of the Stick store at CafePress. Here you'll find a bewildering variety of OOTS shirts in a veritable smorgasboard of colors, shapes, and styles, as well as mugs, beer steins, and even holiday ornaments. Take a look around; each image below will take you to a page that shows all of the different options for a given design.


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» Giant-sized OOTS
» Bloodfeast the Extreme-inator
» Psionics: I think it uses points?
» Princess on a Unicorn
   » Princess on a Unicorn (When I grow up…)
» Super-Advanced Stealth Dinosaur
» A Monster (Shirt) for Every Season
   » Shining Knight
   » Hippogriff Ranger
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   » Tortoise Wizard
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   » Walrus Beserker
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» Ominous Foreshadowing
» OOTS on iPhone
   » iPhone 5 Cases
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» Fantasy fantasy.
   » Fantasy fantasy. (Greyscale)
» Tremble at My Illogical Glory!
» I Believe in Banjo the Clown
» OOTS Car Stickers & Magnets
» OOTS Laptop Skins
» OOTS for Kids! (And Babies)
   » Lien and Hinjo: Playtime Guardians
   » O-Chul: Rough and Tumble
   » Thog: Hug Attack!
   » Nale: My Evil Twin Did It!
   » Belkar: Professional Troublemaker
   » Celia: Clever Girl
   » Durkon: Junior Philosopher
   » Elan: Future Protagonist
   » Haley: Let's Play!
   » Roy: Hero (In Training)
   » Vaarsuvius: Apprentice Genius
   » Xykon: Amuse Me, Minion!
   » "Short, Bald, & Cranky" Baby Clothes
» Alignment Shirts
   » CHAOS: Be Your Own Boss!
   » GOOD: A Renewable Resource!
   » EVIL: A Growth Industry!
   » NEUTRAL: You're Not Getting Paid Enough
» The Order of the Stick Attacks!
» OOTS Line Art
   » OOTS Line Art (Grey Shirts)
   » OOTS Line Art (Colored Shirts)
   » OOTS Line Art (Black Shirts)
» Zombies: 100% Post-Consumer Human
   » Zombies (Green)
   » Zombies (Full Color)
» OOTS Quotes #1, #2, #3, and #4
   » Belkar: Deep-Seated Emotional Problems
   » Belkar: It starts with "S"...
   » Belkar: Ranks in Kiss My Ass
   » Belkar: Run, my chunks of XP!
   » Belkar: "Solve a man's problems with violence...
   » Belkar: Spot Check
   » Blackwing: "Is that a bauble?"
   » Celia: I don't make the rules...
   » Chief: Pixie Dust
   » Creature in the Darkness: Nutmeg
   » Durkon: "Could ye manage ta go ten minutes..."
   » Durkon: Go Team Cleric!
   » Durkon: Tankard o' moose urine
   » Durkon: W.W.T.D.?
   » Elan: Buckle Our Swash!
   » Elan: "Dunh dunh DUNNH!!"
   » Elan: I GOT A 4!
   » Elan: "...I'd never do anything!"
   » Elan: I'm participating!
   » Elan: Wooo! I'm invisible!
   » Haley: Freelance Wealth Redistribution Specialist
   » Haley: "I said, 'Sneak Attack. Bitch.'"
   » Haley: Know When to Hold 'Em...
   » Haley: Roleplaying
   » Julia: I'm True Neutral...
   » Julio Scoundrel: As long as you look cool...
   » Leeky: The Hard Way
   » Miko: Slash! Slash! Slash! Slash! Slash!
   » Miko: Smite evil, not bump uglies...
   » O-Chul: "One saving throw at a time."
   » Roy: Approval fills me with shame.
   » Roy: It's a Dirty Job
   » Roy: Semi-Trained Quasi-Professional
   » Roy: When I stop asking questions...
   » Tarquin: "You can't make an omelette..."
   » Thog: group hug!
   » V: Evil Laugh
   » Vaarsuvius: Laws of Physics
   » Vaarsuvius: Long rant
   » V: "Once again, Probability..."
   » Xykon: Evilgasm
   » Xykon: Sacrificing minions
» The Order of the Stick
» Sexy Shoeless God of War!
» Explosive Runes
» The Creature in the Darkness
» Your d12 Cries Itself to Sleep.
» I Can Just Make More in My Tummy!
   » I Can Just Make More in My Tummy! (Purple)
   » I Can Just Make More in My Tummy! (Blue)
» OOTS Mugs, Water Bottles, and Drinkwear
   » OOTS Shot Glasses
   » OOTS Water Bottles
A variety of famous OOTS quotes from Belkar, Roy, Elan, V, and even Xykon are immortalized on black or white t-shirts for you to wear. (Now including all FOUR previous sets of OOTS quotes in one section.)

Belkar: Deep-Seated Emotional Problems

Belkar: Deep-Seated Emotional Problems
"I have deep-seated emotional problems!" -Belkar Bitterleaf

Belkar: It starts with

Belkar: It starts with "S"...
"I have an idea. It begins with 'S' and ends with, 'litting their throats'." -Belkar Bitterleaf

Belkar: Ranks in Kiss My Ass

Belkar: Ranks in Kiss My Ass
"How about you take a few ranks in Kiss My Ass?" -Belkar Bitterleaf

Belkar: Run, my chunks of XP!

Belkar: Run, my chunks of XP!
"Run, my pretty little chunks of XP! Run!" -Belkar Bitterleaf

Belkar:

Belkar: "Solve a man's problems with violence...
"Solve a man's problems with violence, help him for a day. Teach a man to solve his problems with violence, help him for a lifetime." - Belkar Bitterleaf

Belkar: Spot Check

Belkar: Spot Check
"I think I just failed a Spot check." -Belkar Bitterleaf

Blackwing:

Blackwing: "Is that a bauble?"
"Wait a second, is that a bauble? I could use a shiny new bauble." - Blackwing

Celia: I don't make the rules...

Celia: I don't make the rules...
"Hey, I don't make the rules, I just twist them to my purpose." -Celia

Chief: Pixie Dust

Chief: Pixie Dust
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing pixie dust." -The Chief

Creature in the Darkness: Nutmeg

Creature in the Darkness: Nutmeg
"Your broken corpses will taste delicious lightly seasoned with nutmeg." -The Creature in the Darkness

Durkon:

Durkon: "Could ye manage ta go ten minutes..."
"Could ye manage ta go ten minutes without perforating yer aorta? Just once?!?" - Durkon Thundershield

Durkon: Go Team Cleric!

Durkon: Go Team Cleric!
"Go, Team Cleric!" -Durkon Thundershield and Hilgya Firehelm

Durkon: Tankard o' moose urine

Durkon: Tankard o' moose urine
"Excuse me, I think ye gave me the wrong mug. I ordered a beer, an' this seems ta be a tankard o' moose urine." -Durkon Thundershield (from "On the Origins of PCs")

Durkon: W.W.T.D.?

Durkon: W.W.T.D.?
"W.W.T.D.?" -Durkon Thundershield

Elan: Buckle Our Swash!

Elan: Buckle Our Swash!
"Time to buckle our swash!" -Elan

Elan:

Elan: "Dunh dunh DUNNH!!"
Dunh dunh DUNNH!!" - Elan

Elan: I GOT A 4!

Elan: I GOT A 4!
"I GOT A 4!" -Elan

Elan:

Elan: "...I'd never do anything!"
"If I let myself get hung up on only doing things that had any actual chance of success, I'd never do anything!" - Elan

Elan: I'm participating!

Elan: I'm participating!
"I'm participating!" -Elan

Elan: Wooo! I'm invisible!

Elan: Wooo! I'm invisible!
"Woooooooooo! I'm invisible!" -Elan

Haley: Freelance Wealth Redistribution Specialist

Haley: Freelance Wealth Redistribution Specialist
"I prefer the term, 'Freelance Wealth Redistribution Specialist'." -Haley Starshine

Haley:

Haley: "I said, 'Sneak Attack. Bitch.'"
"I said, 'Sneak Attack. Bitch." - Haley Starshine

Haley: Know When to Hold 'Em...

Haley: Know When to Hold 'Em...
"A wise man once said, 'You've got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Haley Starshine

Haley: Roleplaying

Haley: Roleplaying
"It's a little something I like to call, 'roleplaying'." -Haley Starshine

Julia: I'm True Neutral...

Julia: I'm True Neutral...
"I'm True Neutral. I go both ways." -Julia Greenhilt

Julio Scoundrel: As long as you look cool...

Julio Scoundrel: As long as you look cool...
"It doesn't matter if you win or lose, as long as you look cool doing it.' - Julio Scoundrél

Leeky: The Hard Way

Leeky: The Hard Way
"Druids always choose the hard way- it encourages natural selection." -Leeky Windstaff

Miko: Slash! Slash! Slash! Slash! Slash!

Miko: Slash! Slash! Slash! Slash! Slash!
"Slash! Slash! Slash! Slash! Slash!" -Miko Miyazaki

Miko: Smite evil, not bump uglies...

Miko: Smite evil, not bump uglies...
"The proper term is, 'Smite Evil,' not, 'Bump Uglies'." - Miko Miyazaki

O-Chul:

O-Chul: "One saving throw at a time."
"One saving throw at a time." - O-Chul

Roy: Approval fills me with shame.

Roy: Approval fills me with shame.
"Your approval fills me with shame." -Roy Greenhilt

Roy: It's a Dirty Job

Roy: It's a Dirty Job
"It's a dirty job, but some PC has to do it." -Roy Greenhilt

Roy: Semi-Trained Quasi-Professional

Roy: Semi-Trained Quasi-Professional
"We're trained professionals. (Well, we're semi-trained quasi-professionals, at any rate.)" -Roy Greenhilt

Roy: When I stop asking questions...

Roy: When I stop asking questions...
"I dream of the day when I will learn to stop asking questions for which I will regret learning the answers." -Roy Greenhilt

Tarquin:

Tarquin: "You can't make an omelette..."
"You can't make an omelette without ruthlessly crushing dozens of eggs beneath your steel boot and then publicly disemboweling the chickens that laid them as a warning to others." --Tarquin

Thog: group hug!

Thog: group hug!
"group hug!" -Thog

V: Evil Laugh

V: Evil Laugh
"Ha ha ha HA ha HA HA ha ha ha HA ha HA ha!" - Vaarsuvius

Vaarsuvius: Laws of Physics

Vaarsuvius: Laws of Physics
"I am somewhat preoccupied telling the Laws of Physics to shut up and sit down." -Vaarsuvius

Vaarsuvius: Long rant

Vaarsuvius: Long rant
"(Very long rant.)" -Vaarsuvius

V:

V: "Once again, Probability..."
"Once again, Probability proves itself willing to sneak into a back alley and service Drama as would a copper-piece harlot." - Vaarsuvius

Xykon: Evilgasm

Xykon: Evilgasm
"I think I just had an evilgasm." -Xykon

Xykon: Sacrificing minions

Xykon: Sacrificing minions
"Sacrificing minions: Is there any problem it can't solve?" -Xykon


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