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Belkar: It starts with "S"... "I have an idea. It begins with 'S' and ends with, 'litting their throats'." -Belkar Bitterleaf |
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Belkar: "Solve a man's problems with violence... "Solve a man's problems with violence, help him for a day. Teach a man to solve his problems with violence, help him for a lifetime." - Belkar Bitterleaf |
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Blackwing: "Is that a bauble?" "Wait a second, is that a bauble? I could use a shiny new bauble." - Blackwing |
Celia: I don't make the rules... "Hey, I don't make the rules, I just twist them to my purpose." -Celia |
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Creature in the Darkness: Nutmeg "Your broken corpses will taste delicious lightly seasoned with nutmeg." -The Creature in the Darkness |
Durkon: "Could ye manage ta go ten minutes..." "Could ye manage ta go ten minutes without perforating yer aorta? Just once?!?" - Durkon Thundershield |
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Durkon: Tankard o' moose urine "Excuse me, I think ye gave me the wrong mug. I ordered a beer, an' this seems ta be a tankard o' moose urine." -Durkon Thundershield (from "On the Origins of PCs") |
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Elan: "...I'd never do anything!" "If I let myself get hung up on only doing things that had any actual chance of success, I'd never do anything!" - Elan |
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Haley: Freelance Wealth Redistribution Specialist "I prefer the term, 'Freelance Wealth Redistribution Specialist'." -Haley Starshine |
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Haley: Know When to Hold 'Em... "A wise man once said, 'You've got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Haley Starshine |
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Julio Scoundrel: As long as you look cool... "It doesn't matter if you win or lose, as long as you look cool doing it.' - Julio Scoundrél |
Leeky: The Hard Way "Druids always choose the hard way- it encourages natural selection." -Leeky Windstaff |
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Miko: Smite evil, not bump uglies... "The proper term is, 'Smite Evil,' not, 'Bump Uglies'." - Miko Miyazaki |
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Roy: Semi-Trained Quasi-Professional "We're trained professionals. (Well, we're semi-trained quasi-professionals, at any rate.)" -Roy Greenhilt |
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Roy: When I stop asking questions... "I dream of the day when I will learn to stop asking questions for which I will regret learning the answers." -Roy Greenhilt |
Tarquin: "You can't make an omelette..." "You can't make an omelette without ruthlessly crushing dozens of eggs beneath your steel boot and then publicly disemboweling the chickens that laid them as a warning to others." --Tarquin |
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Vaarsuvius: Laws of Physics "I am somewhat preoccupied telling the Laws of Physics to shut up and sit down." -Vaarsuvius |
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V: "Once again, Probability..." "Once again, Probability proves itself willing to sneak into a back alley and service Drama as would a copper-piece harlot." - Vaarsuvius |
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Welcome to the Order of the Stick store at CafePress. Here you'll find a bewildering variety of OOTS shirts in a veritable smorgasboard of colors, shapes, and styles, as well as mugs, beer steins, and even holiday ornaments. Take a look around; each image below will take you to a page that shows all of the different options for a given design.
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