Welcome to the Order of the Stick store at CafePress. Here you'll find a bewildering variety of OOTS shirts in a veritable smorgasboard of colors, shapes, and styles, as well as mugs, beer steins, and even holiday ornaments. Take a look around; each image below will take you to a page that shows all of the different options for a given design.

» OOTS Holiday 2015 » Vampires Hate Solar Power    » Vampires Hate Solar Power (Red)    » Vampires Hate Solar Power (Full Color) » Advantage! » The Order of the Stick (Upgraded) » Badass Roy    » Badass Roy (Green) » OOTS for Kids! (And Babies)    » Monster in the Darkness: Expert Mess-Maker    » New Section    » Redcloak: Definitely Not Planning Anything    » Bandana: Sky's the Limit!    » Lien and Hinjo: Playtime Guardians    » O-Chul: Rough and Tumble    » Thog: Hug Attack!    » Nale: My Evil Twin Did It!    » Belkar: Professional Troublemaker    » Celia: Clever Girl    » Durkon: Junior Philosopher    » Elan: Future Protagonist    » Haley: Let's Play!    » Roy: Hero (In Training)    » Vaarsuvius: Apprentice Genius    » Xykon: Amuse Me, Minion!    » "Short, Bald, & Cranky" Baby Clothes » Weal or Woe? » I Don't Always Take Damage... » What's at the Bottom of Your Handy Haversack?    » Handy Haversack (Brown)    » Handy Haversack (Green) » OOTS Companions » Fight Trolls with Rainbows » Bloodfeast the Extreme-inator » Princess on a Unicorn    » Princess on a Unicorn (When I grow up…) » Super-Advanced Stealth Dinosaur » A Monster (Shirt) for Every Season    » Shining Knight    » Hippogriff Ranger    » Dragon Knight    » Wyvern Hunter    » Tortoise Wizard    » Goblin Scout    » Sea Knight    » Walrus Beserker    » Bear Druid    » Snail Knight » Common Drow Hand Signs » Ominous Foreshadowing » Fantasy fantasy.    » Fantasy fantasy. (Greyscale) » I Believe in Banjo the Clown » OOTS Car Stickers & Magnets » OOTS Laptop Skins » Alignment Shirts    » CHAOS: Be Your Own Boss!    » GOOD: A Renewable Resource!    » EVIL: A Growth Industry!    » NEUTRAL: You're Not Getting Paid Enough » The Order of the Stick Attacks! » OOTS Line Art    » OOTS Line Art (Grey Shirts)    » OOTS Line Art (Colored Shirts)    » OOTS Line Art (Black Shirts) » Zombies: 100% Post-Consumer Human    » Zombies (Green)    » Zombies (Full Color) » OOTS Quotes #1, #2, #3, and #4    » Belkar: Deep-Seated Emotional Problems    » Belkar: It starts with "S"...    » Belkar: Ranks in Kiss My Ass    » Belkar: Run, my chunks of XP!    » Belkar: "Solve a man's problems with violence...    » Belkar: Spot Check    » Blackwing: "Is that a bauble?"    » Celia: I don't make the rules...    » Chief: Pixie Dust    » Creature in the Darkness: Nutmeg    » Durkon: "Could ye manage ta go ten minutes..."    » Durkon: Go Team Cleric!    » Durkon: Tankard o' moose urine    » Durkon: W.W.T.D.?    » Elan: Buckle Our Swash!    » Elan: "Dunh dunh DUNNH!!"    » Elan: I GOT A 4!    » Elan: "...I'd never do anything!"    » Elan: I'm participating!    » Elan: Wooo! I'm invisible!    » Haley: Freelance Wealth Redistribution Specialist    » Haley: "I said, 'Sneak Attack. Bitch.'"    » Haley: Know When to Hold 'Em...    » Haley: Roleplaying    » Julia: I'm True Neutral...    » Julio Scoundrel: As long as you look cool...    » Leeky: The Hard Way    » Miko: Slash! Slash! Slash! Slash! Slash!    » Miko: Smite evil, not bump uglies...    » O-Chul: "One saving throw at a time."    » Roy: Approval fills me with shame.    » Roy: It's a Dirty Job    » Roy: Semi-Trained Quasi-Professional    » Roy: When I stop asking questions...    » Tarquin: "You can't make an omelette..."    » Thog: group hug!    » V: Evil Laugh    » Vaarsuvius: Laws of Physics    » Vaarsuvius: Long rant    » V: "Once again, Probability..."    » Xykon: Evilgasm    » Xykon: Sacrificing minions » Sexy Shoeless God of War! » Explosive Runes » The Creature in the Darkness » I Can Just Make More in My Tummy!    » I Can Just Make More in My Tummy! (Purple)    » I Can Just Make More in My Tummy! (Blue) » OOTS Mugs, Water Bottles, and Drinkwear    » OOTS Shot Glasses    » OOTS Water Bottles

The Order of the Stick Store! > Sexy Shoeless God of War! > Sexy Shoeless God of War! Shirt View larger Sexy Shoeless God of War! Shirt Belkar, pictured atop his conquests.Remember, 5000 dead hobgoblins can't be wrong! $21.99 Size:  Size Chart Small Medium Large X-Large 3X-Large (+$3.00) 4X-Large (+$3.00) 2X-Large (+$3.00) 2X-Large Tall (+$3.00) 3X-Large Tall (+$3.00) X-Large Tall (+$3.00) Qty:    AVAILABILITY: Product Number: 030-190453035 Share | Product Information /content/marketplace/inc/grid_graphics/basic_shirt.inc Quality short-sleeve crew-neck t-shirts, 100% pre-shrunk cotton (cotton/polyester blend for gray colors), heavy weight fabric for comfortable feel. Fit is unisex standard (size up in doubt) Graphic tee designs are professionally printed, your unique design will look great. Make someone smile with funny, cute, vintage or expressive artwork Treat yourself, or make this shirt the perfect gift on birthdays, anniversaries, retirement, or for no reason at all Machine wash cold inside out with like colors, tumble dry low for easy care IMPORTED Browse more products: Drag the square at the left to choose the part of your image you want to use. Tips: Click and drag any corner to resize; click and drag from the inside to move. Crop Preview: Click done if you're happy with the way it looks.