OOTS Holiday 2012 A "lost" ornament design from the past finds its way back in time for 2012. Miko and Windstrider prove that it's not technically a surprise attack if you're jingling all the way. |
Turn Undead ALL NEW - Cleric Durkon knows how to deal with the undead, even the sparkly ones, in this parody of a very popular movie about vampires. |
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Fantasy fantasy. ALL NEW - Three guards discuss the latest stats and highlights regarding their fantasy fantasy teams. |
Tremble at My Illogical Glory! ALL NEW - Whether the text refers to the heavily-templated snail or the wearer is left as an exercise for the viewer. |
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Housecat vs. Commoner! ALL NEW - Long have scholars pondered over who would win...Which side will you choose in the epic race to go first?? |
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NEUTRAL: You're Not Getting Paid Enough ALL NEW - Enor and Gannji make a case for Neutrality, but you may want to keep your options open. |
OOTS Car Stickers & Magnets ALL NEW - Why show off your dysfunctional stick figure family when you can show off a band of dysfunctional stick figure adventurers instead? |
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OOTS Laptop Skins NEW PRODUCTS - Display your favorite webcomic on the actual device you use to read it on! |
OOTS for Kids! (And Babies) NEW PRODUCTS - A variety of cool clothes featuring the Order of the Stick characters in fun new designs just for kids! Now with Nale, Thog, O-Chul, Lien, and Hinjo! |
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OOTS on iPhone NEW PRODUCTS - Protect your iPhone 3 or 4 with this assortment of new cases from The Order of the Stick. |
EVIL, CHAOS, and GOOD The three original "Alignment" shirts can be found here, with Xykon, Julio Scoundrél, and O-Chul extolling the virtues of working for their respective teams. |
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The Order of the Stick Attacks! The members of the Order of the Stick (including pets!) in an exciting actiony pose. |
OOTS Line Art A wide selection of stylish text-free shirts featuring OOTS characters depicted in monochromatic action poses. Choose from grey, black, or an assortment of colors. |
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Zombies: 100% Post-Consumer Human Remember, every corpse wrenched back into an unholy semblance of life is a corpse that doesn't end up in a landfill. Available in full color or earth-friendly green. |
OOTS Quotes #1, #2, #3, and #4 A variety of famous OOTS quotes from Belkar, Roy, Elan, V, and even Xykon are immortalized on black or white t-shirts for you to wear. (Now including all FOUR previous sets of OOTS quotes.) |
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The Creature in the Darkness Those two yellow ovals can only belong to the mysterious Creature in the Darkness. |
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Your d12 Cries Itself to Sleep. Poor, lonely d12, used only for greataxes and barbarian Hit Dice. The other dice won't let it play in any of their polyhedral games. |
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Redcloak: REVOLUTION! Support the coming goblin revolution by wearing the iconic image of its leader, Redcloak. |
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OOTS Mugs, Water Bottles, and Drinkwear NEW PRODUCTS - From the W.W.T.D. beer stien to the Explosive Runes Brand Coffee mug to character shot glasses and high-quality steel water bottles, enjoy your favorite gaming beverage more when quaffe |


























