Witty & Sexy T-shirts : Ophelia's Art

Ophelia's Art - T-shirts and Gifts : Witty & Sexy T-shirts

Catchy phrases & images printed on shirts, mugs, thongs, stickers & so on.
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I (sled) Ethan Frome T-shirts
Instead of a heart, a sled.

More Bitter With Each Passing Day T-shirts

Golden lads and girls all must...
...as chimney sweepers come to dust. Shakespeare quote illustrated with Death and a maiden.

My Good Opinion T-shirts

Poor, Obscure, Plain and Little T-shirts

Mad Bad and Dangerous to Know T-shirts

Getting a Whupping T-shirts

You Disgust Me T-shirts

Not OK But Can't Do Anything T-shirts

Familiarity Breeds Contempt T-shirts

Petty & Vain T-shirts

I Find You Quite Vexing T-shirts

Notable Exception T-shirts

Thanks For Being Critical T-shirts

I Am The Madwoman In The Attic T-shirts & Gifts

Too Much Baggage T-shirts & Gifts

You're Doing It All Wrong T-shirts

Text Ham T-shirts

Schadenfreudelicious T-shirts

Bustle Badonkadonk T-shirts

Old Fashioned Typewriter

Lowood Institution T-shirts

Subtlety Is Not My Strong Point

Liar T-shirts

Lucha Librarian T-shirts

J'accuse!

Et tu Brute? T-shirts

You Bore Me T-shirts

Beware the Ides of March

Few People Whom I Love T-shirts

Reading is Sexy (woman with book)

Ironic T-shirts

I just Don't Like You Very Much

Ice Queen T-shirts

I Never Said I Was Nice T-shirt

Sense & Sensibility Matching T-shirts

I Do Not Suffer Fools Gladly T-shirts

Single Entendre

Appoggiatura T-shirts

I'm not pretentious I'm just better than you.

Devoid of Irony

Secretly Fed Up With Irony

Green Heart

Juliet on Fire T-shrts
What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet... IS ON FIRE! Just some wierd Shakespeare humor you think up while watching the sun rise...

Prurient Interest

Patently Offensive T-shirts

Avoid a bad haircut. Bring a visual aid.
Blame this one on Alyssa ;) She was asking me to draw a visual aid to show the stylist when she went in for a haircut, so she'd get exactly what she wanted...

Eros and Agape
Agape, the elevated love of the heart. Eros, passionate physical love...

A Tender GodDess

This T-shirt is my Prom Dress

Treacle on the Soul
By special request. Describes the sticky sweet overpoweringly cliche feeling you get after reading a glurge email.

It's Not Nice To Stare T-shirts