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Welcome to the "Oops, I forgot to have a baby!" Giftstore. Each department below contains a veritable plethora of gifts celebrating the Childfree lifestyle. Whether you're celebrating an "I'm not having a baby" shower, a friend's vasectomy, or just lifestyle decisions in general, remember, there's no greater gift than the gift you buy for yourself!

First Floor, Housewares!

First Floor, Housewares!
Our jumbo mugs are large enough to hold that entire Double-venti-mocha-chino and still leave room for the gin!


Who says the art of letter writing is dead! Here you'll find a wide array of greeting cards appropriate for all of those "unique" occasions!


All new updates of a retro classic. Let friends, co-workers and mom know where your priorities are...or aren't!

Bumper Stickers

Bumper Stickers
"Baby on Board!?" That's a 50 point bonus! Slap one of these fine fender fashions on your fastback and show which team you're on!

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