Advanced Placement Band: Joy for Sale

Ah, yes. You have come to this site for you have either heard, seen, or made love to Advanced Placement Band. Most likely made love to.
As you know, this band isn't so much a band as it is life. Please support this band by buying happiness (apb merchandise)! It's like charity-- only you probably feel bad after buying our merchandise. So, I suppose it's not at all like charity. But you like us, and prove your support for the group. I mean, Tomm and Nick are going to run into you sooner or later. And they are going to ask you: Where's your ADVANCED PLACEMENT BAND merchandise from Cafe Press? And your goin' to say "Uh, eh, I don't know Nick/Tomm. Oh! Yeah, its at home. In my room..." and then you'll have to go home and buy it anyway and stay in your house until it gets there and then call Tomm/Nick up to hang out and you'll wear your merchandise and call it coincidence. But you'll know it wasn't coincidence at all. it was just lies. Like in that Jim Carrey movie Liar Liar, where he lies. It'd be like THAT. So, save yourself the trouble, and buy now so you don't have to play out that ^ scenario.
We've seen it too many times...