"What a laugh we had the other day at Tucson. Wiley and Amelia were there telling jokes, as usual, when the air transport crowd landed. One of the passengers said, "I have endured no water, no toilet, no food, no nothin’." Another pilot there, I think it was Pancho, said, "Hell, don't you have a Thermos?! That'll solve half your problems!""
"M" is for the many times you spanked me, "O" is for the other times you tried, "T" is for the tickles on my ribcage, "H" is for the hell I've made your life, "E" is for your everlasting patience, "R" means the respect between us two, put them all together they spell "MOTHER", I'll never find another nice as you!