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Aggressiveness

Aggressiveness
It’s difficult for anyone to question your tenacity with their head chewed off.

Assholes

Assholes
Without assholes shit doesn’t get done.

Burnout

Burnout
The flame of ambition burns hot, and will eventually extinguish all your usefulness to this organization.

Cheating

Cheating
Luck's more successful rich cousin.

Collaboration

Collaboration
Never underestimate the power of determined individuals
collaborating to destroy you.

Dedication

Dedication
Years of hard work, sacrifice, and loyalty have given you the ability to
fly high above the brutal realization that you are a replaceable drone.

Delegation

Delegation
Even the most inept can succeed if they pass off their responsibilities to the more talented.

Diversity

Diversity
The one thing we all have in common is that we all dislike each other for different reasons.

Management

Management
The art of making other people's hard work your masterpiece.

Fortune

Fortune
There's the 500-kind, and there's the on-the-toilet-for-two-days kind.

The Future

The Future
Similar to the past except you die in it.

Government

Government
It’s got what it takes to take what you’ve got.

Heaven

Heaven
God has been watching everything, your doomed.

Imagination

Imagination
The best ideas sometimes only illuminate the fact that your entire operation is a shithole.

Initiative

Initiative
Stand up, speak out, and be the first fired

Micromanagement

Micromanagement
No battle is too small to completely decimate company morale.

Opportunity

Opportunity
Just because your ship came in
doesn’t mean you’re going places.

Perception

Perception
Show Them An Image Of Your Potential For Success Before They
Realize The Extraordinary Number Of Failures You Took To Get There.

Persistence

Persistence
You just need that one successful idea to shine the light on how much time you've wasted.

Perspective

Perspective
It can instantly change your opinion of any asshole.

Pioneers

Pioneers
The courage to forge one’s own path can look amazingly similar to the suicidal
death march of an idiot that doesn’t recognize how good they already have it.

Sportsmanship

Sportsmanship
What you cling to when you’re a loser.

Teamwork

Teamwork
Only with the cooperation of others can you elevate your goals to achieve new heights.

Wisdom

Wisdom
It’s better to be silent and look wise than open your mouth and prove that you’re a birdbrain.

Drinkware

Pimp Your Walls

Pimp Your Walls
Our take on the World War 2 Brit posters. Great for the break room, bathroom, lunch room, or office!

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