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Specializing in Hooker jokes.
"No, I crochet." Then follows the standard explaination of what crochet even is with their ears on mute and their eyes sufficiently glazed. So is the life of the hooker. Obey Crochet was born out of a grudge and flourished into the sarcastic, skeptical eyebrowed hook fighting the battle of crafty underdog. In a search for merch displaying my ferver for hookery, I came up short, decided to make my own, and I now unfold my arms to this banquet of crochet love. Represent! Hooks up!
Hooker For Life 2.25" Button
Hooker For Life 2.25" Button
$3.49
Snip, Snip Tote Bag
Snip, Snip Tote Bag
$14.99
Hookhands Tote Bag
Hookhands Tote Bag
$14.99
Eazy E Tote Bag
Eazy E Tote Bag
$14.99
Underhook Tote Bag
Underhook Tote Bag
$14.99
Unicycle Tote Bag
Unicycle Tote Bag
$14.99
Le Crochet Tote Bag
Le Crochet Tote Bag
$14.99
Shawow Puppets Tote Bag
Shawow Puppets Tote Bag
$14.99
Hookopotamus Tote Bag
Hookopotamus Tote Bag
$14.99
Threesome Tote Bag
Threesome Tote Bag
$14.99
All My Single Ladies Tote Bag
All My Single Ladies Tote Bag
$14.99
Lone Hooker Tote Bag
Lone Hooker Tote Bag
$14.99
Hipsters Unisex White T-Shirt
Hipsters Unisex White T-Shirt
$18.99
Hipsters Jr. Jersey T-Shirt
Hipsters Jr. Jersey T-Shirt
$22.99
Codependent Women's Tank Top
Codependent Women's Tank Top
$18.99
Codependent Ringer T
Codependent Ringer T
$18.99
Lone Hooker Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt
Lone Hooker Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt
$19.99
Love Hook Women's Plus Size V-Neck T-Shirt
Love Hook Women's Plus Size V-Neck T-Shirt
$27.99
Love Hook Unisex White T-Shirt
Love Hook Unisex White T-Shirt
$18.99
Knit You Jr. Jersey T-Shirt
Knit You Jr. Jersey T-Shirt
$22.99
Hooker for Life Ringer T
Hooker for Life Ringer T
$18.99
Knit You Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt
Knit You Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt
$19.99
Hooked on You Women's V-Neck T-Shirt
Hooked on You Women's V-Neck T-Shirt
$18.99
Hooked on You Women's Plus Size V-Neck T-Shirt
Hooked on You Women's Plus Size V-Neck T-Shirt
$27.99
Knit You Uniseex White T-Shirt
Knit You Uniseex White T-Shirt
$18.99
Knit You Women's Tank Top
Knit You Women's Tank Top
$18.99
Hooked on You Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt
Hooked on You Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt
$19.99
Knit You Women's V-Neck T-Shirt
Knit You Women's V-Neck T-Shirt
$18.99
I am a Hooker Tote Bag
I am a Hooker Tote Bag
$14.99
Hipster Tote Bag
Hipster Tote Bag
$14.99
Obey Crochet Tote Bag
Obey Crochet Tote Bag
$14.99
Hookas Gon' Hook Tote Bag
Hookas Gon' Hook Tote Bag
$14.99
Yarn Ain't Big Enough Tote Bag
Yarn Ain't Big Enough Tote Bag
$14.99
Love Hook Tote Bag
Love Hook Tote Bag
$14.99
Hooker for Life Tote Bag
Hooker for Life Tote Bag
$14.99
No Pets, Just Yarn Tote Bag
No Pets, Just Yarn Tote Bag
$14.99
Knit You Tote Bag
Knit You Tote Bag
$14.99
Hooked On You Tote Bag
Hooked On You Tote Bag
$14.99
Codependent Tote Bag
Codependent Tote Bag
$14.99
Woo Onesie
Woo Onesie
$24.99
Love Hook Onesie
Love Hook Onesie
$24.99
Knit You Women's Plus Size V-Neck T-Shirt
Knit You Women's Plus Size V-Neck T-Shirt
$29.99
Hooked on You Organic Women's T-Shirt
Hooked on You Organic Women's T-Shirt
$34.99
Hipster Mousepad
Hipster Mousepad
$11.99
No Pets, Just Yarn Dog T-Shirt
No Pets, Just Yarn Dog T-Shirt
$19.99
Woo 2.25" Button
Woo 2.25" Button
$3.49
Yarn Ain't Big Enough Rectangle Magnet
Yarn Ain't Big Enough Rectangle Magnet
$3.99
Love Hook Mini Button
Love Hook Mini Button
$1.99
Hooker for Life Mini Button
Hooker for Life Mini Button
$1.99
Codependent Mini Poster Print
Codependent Mini Poster Print
$19.99
Yarn Ain't Big Enough Mini Poster Print
Yarn Ain't Big Enough Mini Poster Print
$19.99
Hipster Mini Poster Print
Hipster Mini Poster Print
$19.99
Sock Yarn Mini Poster Print
Sock Yarn Mini Poster Print
$19.99
Useful Things Mini Poster Print
Useful Things Mini Poster Print
$19.99
Hooked on You Mini Poster Print
Hooked on You Mini Poster Print
$19.99
Obey Crochet Mug
Obey Crochet Mug
$12.99
Woo Shot Glass
Woo Shot Glass
$9.99


 
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