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The Nut Patrol:

We're looking for a few good nuts. Join us in our never-ending mission to save the world from the scourges of sanity, order, conformity, predictability, meaninglessness, boredom, and candied beets.

Proudly carry the banner of nuttiness where it has never gone before: the principal's office, the dentist's office (especially if you're the dentist), your driver's license test, and even job interviews! (You didn't really want that boring old job anyway, now did you?)


Panic

Panic
People freak out at the worst times: when you're trying to solve the problem, they're making things worse by running around in circles and screaming. Now you can help give them some perspective.

Evil

Evil
Sometimes, you come across a scheme so cunning, so imaginative, so audacious, that you can't help but admire it.

Dumb Ideas Department

Dumb Ideas Department
"I'm an ideas person;" you say, "implementation is left as an exercise for the student." Oh, sure, they can quibble about how it's not actually possible, but they just don't appreciate how stunning yo

Ausfahrt

Ausfahrt
So, I'm driving the autobahn in Germany, and I keep seeing signs that all point to this same place. I'd never even heard of it, but it must be huge, because it's like every exit leads to it!

After

After
Does your face belong on the "after" picture in one of those ads? Now you can carry that caption with you everywhere you go, and save time.

Before

Before
Before

Strong

Strong
Strong like fox, smart like ox.

Careful

Careful
You too could have a body like mine -- if you're not careful.

Silenus

Silenus
You've always wanted to meet a man with the body of a Greek god. If you didn't mean Silenus, you should have been more specific.

Medusa

Medusa
You've always wanted to meet a woman with the body of a Greek goddess. If you didn't mean Medusa, you should have been more specific.

Crime Scene Wear

Crime Scene Wear
It seems like everybody at crime scenes has cool gear to say who they are: police, SWAT team, FBI, BATF... Now's you chance to show your allegiance!
Nut Patrol White T-Shirt
Nut Patrol White T-Shirt
$16.79
Nut Patrol Jr. Jersey T-Shirt
Nut Patrol Jr. Jersey T-Shirt
$20.99
Nut Patrol Light T-Shirt
Nut Patrol Light T-Shirt
$16.79
Nut Patrol Golf Shirt
Nut Patrol Golf Shirt
$19.89
Nut Patrol Women's T-Shirt
Nut Patrol Women's T-Shirt
$17.79
Nut Patrol Fitted T-Shirt
Nut Patrol Fitted T-Shirt
$18.89
Nut Patrol Yellow T-Shirt
Nut Patrol Yellow T-Shirt
$16.79
Nut Patrol Women's Light T-Shirt
Nut Patrol Women's Light T-Shirt
$17.79
Nut Patrol Organic Men's Fitted T-Shirt
Nut Patrol Organic Men's Fitted T-Shirt
$21.99
Nut Patrol Value T-shirt
Nut Patrol Value T-shirt
$10.49
Nut Patrol Jr. Ringer T-Shirt
Nut Patrol Jr. Ringer T-Shirt
$19.89
Nut Patrol Women's Tank Top
Nut Patrol Women's Tank Top
$16.79
Nut Patrol Men's Sleeveless Tee
Nut Patrol Men's Sleeveless Tee
$16.79
Nut Patrol Ringer T
Nut Patrol Ringer T
$16.79
Nut Patrol Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt
Nut Patrol Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt
$17.79
Nut Patrol Dark T-Shirt
Nut Patrol Dark T-Shirt
$21.99
Nut Patrol Men's Fitted T-Shirt (dark)
Nut Patrol Men's Fitted T-Shirt (dark)
$24.09
Nut Patrol Women's Dark T-Shirt
Nut Patrol Women's Dark T-Shirt
$23.09
Nut Patrol Women's V-Neck T-Shirt
Nut Patrol Women's V-Neck T-Shirt
$16.79
Nut Patrol Women's V-Neck Dark T-Shirt
Nut Patrol Women's V-Neck Dark T-Shirt
$21.99
Nut Patrol Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck T-Shirt
Nut Patrol Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck T-Shirt
$26.19
Nut Patrol Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck Dark T-Shi
Nut Patrol Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck Dark T-Shi
$27.29
Nut Patrol Women's Plus Size V-Neck T-Shirt
Nut Patrol Women's Plus Size V-Neck T-Shirt
$26.19
Nut Patrol Women's Plus Size V-Neck Dark T-Shirt
Nut Patrol Women's Plus Size V-Neck Dark T-Shirt
$27.29
Nut Patrol Maternity T-Shirt
Nut Patrol Maternity T-Shirt
$26.19
Nut Patrol Maternity Dark T-Shirt
Nut Patrol Maternity Dark T-Shirt
$26.19
Nut Patrol Organic Men's T-Shirt
Nut Patrol Organic Men's T-Shirt
$24.09
Nut Patrol Organic Men's T-Shirt (dark)
Nut Patrol Organic Men's T-Shirt (dark)
$25.19
Nut Patrol Organic Women's T-Shirt
Nut Patrol Organic Women's T-Shirt
$24.09
Nut Patrol Organic Women's T-Shirt (dark)
Nut Patrol Organic Women's T-Shirt (dark)
$26.19
Nut Patrol Organic Women's Fitted T-Shirt
Nut Patrol Organic Women's Fitted T-Shirt
$21.99
Nut Patrol Organic Women's Fitted T-Shirt (dark)
Nut Patrol Organic Women's Fitted T-Shirt (dark)
$24.09
Nut Patrol Organic Men's Fitted T-Shirt (dark)
Nut Patrol Organic Men's Fitted T-Shirt (dark)
$26.19
Nut Patrol Women's Fitted T-Shirt (dark)
Nut Patrol Women's Fitted T-Shirt (dark)
$23.09
Nut Patrol Men's Tank Top
Nut Patrol Men's Tank Top
$17.79
Nut Patrol Men's Tank Top
Nut Patrol Men's Tank Top
$15.69
Nut Patrol Performance Dry T-Shirt
Nut Patrol Performance Dry T-Shirt
$31.49
Nut Patrol Performance Dry T-Shirt
Nut Patrol Performance Dry T-Shirt
$31.49
Nut Patrol Sweatshirt
Nut Patrol Sweatshirt
$31.49
Nut Patrol Long Sleeve T-Shirt
Nut Patrol Long Sleeve T-Shirt
$20.99
Nut Patrol Hooded Sweatshirt
Nut Patrol Hooded Sweatshirt
$36.69
Nut Patrol Baseball Jersey
Nut Patrol Baseball Jersey
$18.89
Nut Patrol Jr. Raglan
Nut Patrol Jr. Raglan
$18.89
Nut Patrol Jr. Hoodie
Nut Patrol Jr. Hoodie
$28.29
Nut Patrol Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt
Nut Patrol Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt
$26.19
Nut Patrol Women's Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt
Nut Patrol Women's Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt
$26.19
Nut Patrol Women's Long Sleeve T-Shirt
Nut Patrol Women's Long Sleeve T-Shirt
$21.99
Nut Patrol Hoodie (dark)
Nut Patrol Hoodie (dark)
$36.69
Nut Patrol Zip Hoodie
Nut Patrol Zip Hoodie
$41.99
Nut Patrol Zip Hoodie (dark)
Nut Patrol Zip Hoodie (dark)
$41.99
Nut Patrol Women's Zip Hoodie
Nut Patrol Women's Zip Hoodie
$36.69
Nut Patrol Sweatshirt (dark)
Nut Patrol Sweatshirt (dark)
$31.49
Nut Patrol 2.25" Button
Nut Patrol 2.25" Button
$3.09
Nut Patrol Magnet
Nut Patrol Magnet
$3.09
Nut Patrol Mini Button
Nut Patrol Mini Button
$1.59
Nut Patrol 3.5" Button
Nut Patrol 3.5" Button
$3.69
Nut Patrol Beach Tote
Nut Patrol Beach Tote
$20.99
Nut Patrol Messenger Bag
Nut Patrol Messenger Bag
$30.39
Nut Patrol Mug
Nut Patrol Mug
$11.49
Nut Patrol Stainless Steel Travel Mug
Nut Patrol Stainless Steel Travel Mug
$18.89
Nut Patrol Stainless Water Bottle 0.6L
Nut Patrol Stainless Water Bottle 0.6L
$13.09
Nut Patrol Stainless Water Bottle 1.0L
Nut Patrol Stainless Water Bottle 1.0L
$15.69
Nut Patrol Large Thermos Bottle
Nut Patrol Large Thermos Bottle
$34.59
Nut Patrol Thermos Food Jar
Nut Patrol Thermos Food Jar
$18.89
Nut Patrol Thermos Bottle (12oz)
Nut Patrol Thermos Bottle (12oz)
$18.89
Nut Patrol Thermos Can Cooler
Nut Patrol Thermos Can Cooler
$15.69
Nut Patrol Drinking Glass
Nut Patrol Drinking Glass
$11.49
Nut Patrol Trucker Hat
Nut Patrol Trucker Hat
$11.49
Nut Patrol Cap
Nut Patrol Cap
$15.69
Nut Patrol Apron
Nut Patrol Apron
$17.79
Nut Patrol Journal
Nut Patrol Journal
$9.99
Nut Patrol Apron (dark)
Nut Patrol Apron (dark)
$18.89
Nut Patrol Green T-Shirt
Nut Patrol Green T-Shirt
$16.79
Nut Patrol Large Mug
Nut Patrol Large Mug
$12.59
Nut Patrol Tote Bag
Nut Patrol Tote Bag
$13.59


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