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Don't "Don't" Me anarchy symbol

Don't "Don't" Me anarchy symbol
The new international anarchy
symbol declares Don’t “don’t” me,
forbid me, refuse me, deny me,
restrict me, exclude me, stop
me. Express your freedom.

Life Is Good Clothing

Life Is Good Clothing
“Gruntled”. Let all the ‘dis’gruntled
downer people mope around thinking
it’s cool to be ornery. But it’s cooler
to declare you’re happy. Satisfied.
A bit of alright. Gruntled.

More Cowbell

More Cowbell
”The” Bruce Dickenson has a fever,
and the only prescription is MORE
COWBELL. Now get that cowbell,
Gene Frenkle, and really explore
the studio space.

Christmas Movie Trivia

Christmas Movie Trivia
The Codfather. The regional classic
spawned Coppola’s classic. He even
stole the line: “It's a maritime
message. It means Luca Brasi
sleeps with the fishes.”

Testikles - Huge Testicles Philosopher

Testikles - Huge Testicles Philosopher
Legendary ancient Greek philosopher
Testikles was affectionately
nicknamed "the nutty philosopher"
by Sophokles because his balls
were so exceptionally enormous.

Great Jewish Sex: Have a Nagila

Great Jewish Sex: Have a Nagila
Great Jewish sex begins with humor,
picks up with a nice meal,
and ends with a hot steaming cup
of virgin Nagila.
Have a nagila now!

Histrionic Personality Disorder

Histrionic Personality Disorder
You’re over the top but oh my,
what a top! Celebrate your histrionic
personality disorder with this tee
that makes you a walking
must-see tv show

Iceberg Tipping

Iceberg Tipping
Note: "1:30 tonight, wear white"
It's not just a maritime myth.
Iceberg tipping is happening.
And it's those rotten youths
who commit these ghastly
deeds.

4 out 5 dentists agreed.

4 out 5 dentists agreed.
The 5th dentist didn't.
The 5th is now, well, "retired".
Dentists don't like black sheep.

florida - you left your blinker on

florida - you left your blinker on
Everyone in Florida is old. They all
leave their blinkers on. Now they
stamp "You Left Your Blinker On"
right on the license plates.

Afghan culture change

Afghan culture change
Afghan culture certainly is changing.
The #1 song on Kabul radio: Mullah
Kintyre. Lyrics: Mullah Kintyre
Oh mist rolling in from the sea,
My desire is always to be here
On Mullah Kintyre

Kanye North

Kanye North
"STRONGER" XMAS
Now that that don't kill me
Can only make Santa stronger
I need to hurry up now
Christmas can't wait much longer
Kiddies waitin' all night now
That's how long I've been on ya

Evidence Against Global Warming

Evidence Against Global Warming
Do they listen to evidence
against global warming? No.
Accept any evidence against global
warming? No way. They put a gun to
your head and steal your SUV.

Enema Punishment Stories

Enema Punishment Stories
Aren’t enemas wonderful...
when they happen to someone
you can’t stand?