Don't "Don't" Me anarchy symbol The new international anarchy symbol declares Don’t “don’t” me, forbid me, refuse me, deny me, restrict me, exclude me, stop me. Express your freedom. |
Life Is Good Clothing “Gruntled”. Let all the ‘dis’gruntled downer people mope around thinking it’s cool to be ornery. But it’s cooler to declare you’re happy. Satisfied. A bit of alright. Gruntled. |
More Cowbell ”The” Bruce Dickenson has a fever, and the only prescription is MORE COWBELL. Now get that cowbell, Gene Frenkle, and really explore the studio space. |
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Christmas Movie Trivia The Codfather. The regional classic spawned Coppola’s classic. He even stole the line: “It's a maritime message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.” |
Testikles - Huge Testicles Philosopher Legendary ancient Greek philosopher Testikles was affectionately nicknamed "the nutty philosopher" by Sophokles because his balls were so exceptionally enormous. |
Great Jewish Sex: Have a Nagila Great Jewish sex begins with humor, picks up with a nice meal, and ends with a hot steaming cup of virgin Nagila. Have a nagila now! |
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Histrionic Personality Disorder You’re over the top but oh my, what a top! Celebrate your histrionic personality disorder with this tee that makes you a walking must-see tv show |
Iceberg Tipping Note: "1:30 tonight, wear white" It's not just a maritime myth. Iceberg tipping is happening. And it's those rotten youths who commit these ghastly deeds. |
4 out 5 dentists agreed. The 5th dentist didn't. The 5th is now, well, "retired". Dentists don't like black sheep. |
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florida - you left your blinker on Everyone in Florida is old. They all leave their blinkers on. Now they stamp "You Left Your Blinker On" right on the license plates. |
Afghan culture change Afghan culture certainly is changing. The #1 song on Kabul radio: Mullah Kintyre. Lyrics: Mullah Kintyre Oh mist rolling in from the sea, My desire is always to be here On Mullah Kintyre |
Kanye North "STRONGER" XMAS Now that that don't kill me Can only make Santa stronger I need to hurry up now Christmas can't wait much longer Kiddies waitin' all night now That's how long I've been on ya |
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Evidence Against Global Warming Do they listen to evidence against global warming? No. Accept any evidence against global warming? No way. They put a gun to your head and steal your SUV. |
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