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And God saw these funny Jesus shirts and He saw that they were good. And God said, "Do you carry these in size MMMMMMMMXXXVII?" And Nukular Tees said, "Sorry, no. These kind of aren't for you, God. They are for people with a healthy sense of humor, and a mind of their own. You're not going to smite me, are you?"
That's No Star|Jesus and Nazareth As a Wise Man it's important to see the difference between a great spiritual guiding star and a smart bomb. Especially when it's about to blow up your body parts across a 200 yard radius. |
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Religious Discrimination | Heathen Parking Fundamentalist Chrsitians are the most inclusive people on earth. Unless you’re not a fundamentalist Christian. |
Jesus Illusion T Shirt Technically an ocular phenomenon. In reality, a way to get people to stare at your chest. |
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Mortal Sin Clothes Sure, mortal sin turns man from God. But mortal sins are what Jesus died for. So sin now. Juicy mortal sins. Then wear the message that helps others fulfill Jesus’ destiny. |
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Jesus Optical Illusion T Shirt Technically an ocular phenomenon. In reality, a way to get people to stare at your chest. |
Religious Discrimination | Funny Parking Sign Fundamentalist Chrsitians are the world’s most inclusive people. Unless you’re not a fundamentalist Christian. In which case you get 1 parking space for 1 minute a day. |
Funny and Offensive T Shirts|Cross Crucifixion has its pros and cons. On the pro side, from Golgatha hill you get a great view of Jerusalem. |
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John 3:16 | Christian Parody T Shirt Christ’s actual Holy Trinity: the shit, the shower and the shave |
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