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» If At First You Succeed
» Take A Nap
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» War Never Decides Who Is Right
» A Watched Clock
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» Good Looking Monkey
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» Ideas Are Funny Little Things
» Love vs Hate
» Never Give Up
» Nothing Is Achieved By Giving Up
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» All I Do Is Win
» I'm 40!
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» 90% Of The Game
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» Everything Will Be Alright
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» I'm Always Right
» Ambiguity
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» Join The Army
» Auto Correct
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» Bald People Do It Best
» Because I Said So
» The Beta Version
» You Are So Old
» Black Holes
» I'm Blaming You
» The Book Was Better
» Definition Of Calories
» If Carrots Got You Drunk
» Cats Are People Too
» Challenging Me Princess
» So There Is A Chance
» I Used To Be Conceited
» Definition Of Confidence
» Progress or Congress
» Crime Doesn't Pay
» Danger Is My Middle Name
» The Dark Side Has More Fun
» Define "Boyfriend"
» Define "Girlfriend"
» I Shot The Deputy
» That Joke Is Old
» Dogs Are People Too
» Don't Think Too Hard
» The Dangers Of Drugs
» A Drunk Mans Words
» Duct Tape Fixes Everything
» Geeks Make The Best Lovers
» On Your Mark, Go Away
» High Five To The Face
» My Student Is Better
» Humpty Dumpty Was Pushed
» I'm Not A Complete Idiot
» Ifs And Buts
» Define Innocent
» Jesus Loves You
» Computer vs Kickboxing
» I Got Picked Last
» Hard Work vs Laziness
» Can I Check You Out
» Women Love Money
» Make Your Own Luck
» Money Can't Solve My Problems
» I Never Make Mistake
» I'm More Smarter
» I Like My Dog
» My Opinion
» You Are A Nine
» I'm Not Unemployed
» I'm Perfect
» I'm Going Out Of My Mind
» Don't Have Phone Sex
» I'm Against Picketing
» Procrastinate
» Radio Gets The Words Wrong
» Rules Have Exceptions
» Stupid Question, Sarcastic Answer
» I Don't Trust Schizophrenics
» Sex Is Not The Answer
» I'm Not Short
» Shut Your Mouth
» I May Seem Nice
» Smoking Is The Leading Cause
» Snake Eyes
» Too Clever For Myself
» Jealous Of Myself
» Finish Your Beer
» Too Damn Pretty
» Never Underestimate Stupidity
» Lastest Survey Shows
» I In Team
» Right All The Time
» Teen Pregnancy Stops At 25
» I Stop When I'm Done
» Twins Are People Two
» To Whom
» Unemployed Entrepreneur
» Will Work For Beer
» Anti-Social
» 8 Hour Wait To Go Home
» Meaningful Overnight Relationship
» Roman Algebra
» Bigfoot Is Real
» Forgot My Birth Control
» Condom FML
» Craigslist Friends
» Natural Stupidity
» Folding vs Dryer
» Good or Bad Boy
» It's Not The Fall That Will Kill You
» Good or Bad Girl
» The Last Thing I Want To Do Is Hurt You...
» Fighting For Peace
» Gun Or Idiot Control
» Woke Up Next To My Ex
» Indecisive
» Drunk Television
» Job vs Money
» Glasses vs Baseball Bat
» Weed FML
» God Loves Morons
» Virtual GF FML
» Nostalgia
» Road To Success
» Son Of A Bitch Irony
» Something Stupid
» Well Trained Human
» Knowledge vs Wisdom
» Non-Vegetarian
» World Sucks
» Phone In The Toilet
» Laugh At Your Problems
» Threesome FML
» Worrying Works!
» Tailgate
» Dogs Are Humans Too
» I Like My Dog
» I Like Seattle Wet
» I Like Las Vegas Hot
» I Like Miami Hot
» I Like Dallas Hot
» I Like Phoenix Hot
» I Like Houston Hot
» I Love New York
» I Love Los Angeles
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Definition Of Conclusion

Definition Of Conclusion
A conclusion is simply...

A Clear Conscience

A Clear Conscience
A clear conscience is a sign of...

Definition Of Conclusion

Definition Of Conclusion
A conclusion is simply...

Must Crunch Leaf

Must Crunch Leaf
Admit it, you have...

Dance In The Rain

Dance In The Rain
Sometimes we have to take life's storms...

Dear IRS

Dear IRS
Dear IRS, please cancel my subscription...

Doubt Your Limits

Doubt Your Limits
If you are going to doubt something...

The Sooner You Fall Behind

The Sooner You Fall Behind
The sooner you fall behind...

Running After Fast Food

Running After Fast Food
If the only exercise you will do is...

Nothing Is Foolproof

Nothing Is Foolproof
Nothing is foolproof...

Good At Stupid Doesn't Count

Good At Stupid Doesn't Count
Being good at stupid...

Hard Work Is The Key To Success

Hard Work Is The Key To Success
Too lazy to earn the key to success...

I Dont Suffer From Insanity

I Dont Suffer From Insanity
You don't need to suffer from insanity...

Cure Fore Insomnia

Cure Fore Insomnia
The only cure for insomnia is...

I Took An IQ Test

I Took An IQ Test
I took an IQ test...

The Last Minute

The Last Minute
If it weren't for the last minute...

I'm Not Littering

I'm Not Littering
It's not littering...

When In Doubt Mumble

When In Doubt Mumble
When you aren't sure...

Buy 1 For The Price Of 2

Buy 1 For The Price Of 2
It's a bargain...

It's Potential Muscle

It's Potential Muscle
It's not fat...

Procrastination

Procrastination
Procrastination is the art...

Proof Read

Proof Read
Proof Read carefully to see...

Room Temperature

Room Temperature
It doesn't matter what temperature the room is...

7 Days Without Chocolate

7 Days Without Chocolate
It is a feat easier said then done...

I Smile Because I Have No Idea

I Smile Because I Have No Idea
Just nod your head and smile...

Stressed vs Desserts

Stressed vs Desserts
If stressed is desserts spelled backwards...

If At First You Succeed

If At First You Succeed
It doesn't happen often, so when it does...

Take A Nap

Take A Nap
When all else fails...

Three Wrongs Make A Right

Three Wrongs Make A Right
If at first two wrongs don't make a right...

Tomorrow or The Day After

Tomorrow or The Day After
Put it off till tomorrow, unless...

Today Is Cancelled

Today Is Cancelled
For those morning when you just...

I'm Not Overweight

I'm Not Overweight
I'm not overweight, I'm...

War Never Decides Who Is Right

War Never Decides Who Is Right
War never decides who is...

A Watched Clock

A Watched Clock
A watched clock...

Yoga Is Boring

Yoga Is Boring
Yoga might relief stress...

101%

101%
100% is giving enough. 101% is giving...

Ability. Motivation. Attitude

Ability. Motivation. Attitude
Ability. Motivation. Attitude

Adversity

Adversity
Adversity gives us the option...

Bitches Be Crazy

Bitches Be Crazy
Bitches be crazy.

Blood Sweat and Tears

Blood Sweat and Tears
If you have a dream...

Character

Character
A thoughtful quote...

I Chunky Dunk

I Chunky Dunk
Chunky Dunk is the new skinny dip.

Dance In The Rain

Dance In The Rain
Life isn't about weathering the storm...

Disappointment

Disappointment
Disappointment is God's way of saying...

Dogs Are People Too

Dogs Are People Too
For all you dog lovers out there...

Failure vs Persistence

Failure vs Persistence
Failure is the path of...

I Find Shit Out

I Find Shit Out
Perfect gift for a girlfriend with a sense of humor...

Good Looking Monkey

Good Looking Monkey
We always have two choices in life...

I Never Run With Scissors

I Never Run With Scissors
For those people who don't like exercise...

Ideas Are Funny Little Things

Ideas Are Funny Little Things
Ideas are funny little things...

Love vs Hate

Love vs Hate
Don't let people who hate you...

Never Give Up

Never Give Up
Never Give Up...

Nothing Is Achieved By Giving Up

Nothing Is Achieved By Giving Up
A motivational quote to keep you going...

When Opportunity Knocks

When Opportunity Knocks
When opportunity knocks...

Success

Success
Success is...

You Can't Buy Happiness

You Can't Buy Happiness
You can't buy happiness...

Aliens Are People Too

Aliens Are People Too
Show your love for aliens...

Change Your Thoughts

Change Your Thoughts
A quote about positive thinking...

All I Do Is Win

All I Do Is Win
If all you do is win...

I'm 40!

I'm 40!
A big milestone in a young boys life...

All You Need Is Love

All You Need Is Love
All you need is love...

90% Of The Game

90% Of The Game
90% of the game is...

The 50/90 Rule

The 50/90 Rule
Anytime you have 50% chance of being right...

The Alphabet Order

The Alphabet Order
Why is the alphabet in that order...

I'd Agree With You

I'd Agree With You
I would agree with you but...

Everything Will Be Alright

Everything Will Be Alright
Everything will be alright...

Alcohol Starts Good Stories

Alcohol Starts Good Stories
No good stories have ever come from eating salad...

I'm Always Right

I'm Always Right
I'm always right...

Ambiguity

Ambiguity
Give me ambiguity or...

I Love Animals

I Love Animals
Do you love your animals or know someone who does...

Join The Army

Join The Army
Join the army they said...

Auto Correct

Auto Correct
As wonderful as auto correct is...

Bald By Choice

Bald By Choice
Let people know you are bald by choice...

Bald People Do It Best

Bald People Do It Best
If you are bald, be proud of it...

Because I Said So

Because I Said So
Sometimes there is nothing more to say...

The Beta Version

The Beta Version
All computer nerds will know what this means...

You Are So Old

You Are So Old
A great present for both young and old...

Black Holes

Black Holes
Black holes are when...

I'm Blaming You

I'm Blaming You
There has to be someone else to blame...

The Book Was Better

The Book Was Better
Isn't this true 90% of the time...

Definition Of Calories

Definition Of Calories
We all feel like this is the truth...

If Carrots Got You Drunk

If Carrots Got You Drunk
If carrots got you drunk...

Cats Are People Too

Cats Are People Too
Are you a cat lover...

Challenging Me Princess

Challenging Me Princess
Let people know you aren't a girl to mess with...

So There Is A Chance

So There Is A Chance
Never give up...

I Used To Be Conceited

I Used To Be Conceited
You know you are perfect, so share it with the world...

Definition Of Confidence

Definition Of Confidence
The definition of confidence...

Progress or Congress

Progress or Congress
Share your political views with this funny quote...

Crime Doesn't Pay

Crime Doesn't Pay
Crime doesn't pay unless...

Danger Is My Middle Name

Danger Is My Middle Name
Like to live life on the edge...

The Dark Side Has More Fun

The Dark Side Has More Fun
The dark side has more fun...

Define

Define "Boyfriend"
Girls out there, make sure your boyfriend knows...

Define

Define "Girlfriend"
Define "girlfriend"...

I Shot The Deputy

I Shot The Deputy
I shot the deputy...

That Joke Is Old

That Joke Is Old
Ever heard a joke that is so old you want to slap them?

Dogs Are People Too

Dogs Are People Too
If you are a dog lover or know someone who is...

Don't Think Too Hard

Don't Think Too Hard
Don't think too hard...

The Dangers Of Drugs

The Dangers Of Drugs
Have you ever done this...

A Drunk Mans Words

A Drunk Mans Words
Drunk people speak the truth...

Duct Tape Fixes Everything

Duct Tape Fixes Everything
When it's broken fix it with duct tape...

Geeks Make The Best Lovers

Geeks Make The Best Lovers
Are you a proud geek, or dating a geek and want to show them some love?

On Your Mark, Go Away

On Your Mark, Go Away
When you just want someone to go away...

High Five To The Face

High Five To The Face
Some people just need a high five to the face...

My Student Is Better

My Student Is Better
Show up to the next work function with this...

Humpty Dumpty Was Pushed

Humpty Dumpty Was Pushed
Don't let this lie continue any longer...

I'm Not A Complete Idiot

I'm Not A Complete Idiot
Let people know you aren't a complete idiot...

Ifs And Buts

Ifs And Buts
A great quote for the festival season...

Define Innocent

Define Innocent
Are you naughty or nice?

Jesus Loves You

Jesus Loves You
Jesus still loves you...

Computer vs Kickboxing

Computer vs Kickboxing
A computer might be good at some things...

I Got Picked Last

I Got Picked Last
Get picked last in fantasy football...

Hard Work vs Laziness

Hard Work vs Laziness
Hard work might pay off in the long run...

Can I Check You Out

Can I Check You Out
Pick up line to break the ice.

Women Love Money

Women Love Money
Money is not the most important thing...

Make Your Own Luck

Make Your Own Luck
Make your own luck...

Money Can't Solve My Problems

Money Can't Solve My Problems
Money might not be able to solve all your problems but...

I Never Make Mistake

I Never Make Mistake
Make someone smile with this quirky quote.

I'm More Smarter

I'm More Smarter
Prove to people you are smart...

I Like My Dog

I Like My Dog
When you love your dog more then you like people...

My Opinion

My Opinion
Let people know they are entitled to your opinion...

You Are A Nine

You Are A Nine
Let the girl you love know that...

I'm Not Unemployed

I'm Not Unemployed
You aren't unemployed, you just retired young!

I'm Perfect

I'm Perfect
Sometimes its hard being so perfect...

I'm Going Out Of My Mind

I'm Going Out Of My Mind
Are you going out of your mind?

Don't Have Phone Sex

Don't Have Phone Sex
The risk of phone sex...

I'm Against Picketing

I'm Against Picketing
Funny quote about picketing.

Procrastinate

Procrastinate
Are you the master of Procrastination?

Radio Gets The Words Wrong

Radio Gets The Words Wrong
Don't you hate it when you are singing a song and...

Rules Have Exceptions

Rules Have Exceptions
Rules are made to be broken.

Stupid Question, Sarcastic Answer

Stupid Question, Sarcastic Answer
Sick of stupid questions?

I Don't Trust Schizophrenics

I Don't Trust Schizophrenics
There are two kinds of people I don't trust...

Sex Is Not The Answer

Sex Is Not The Answer
Use this cheeky quote to break the ice or just a laugh.

I'm Not Short

I'm Not Short
Sometimes people don't understand that you aren't short...

Shut Your Mouth

Shut Your Mouth
Don't you just wish some people will shut up...

I May Seem Nice

I May Seem Nice
Sometimes we have to smile and be polite...

Smoking Is The Leading Cause

Smoking Is The Leading Cause
Do you smoke? Are you sick of statistics?

Snake Eyes

Snake Eyes
What popped up in your head first?

Too Clever For Myself

Too Clever For Myself
Have you ever said something that sounded clever but...

Jealous Of Myself

Jealous Of Myself
When you are so great that you get jealous of yourself...

Finish Your Beer

Finish Your Beer
Be grateful for what you have and finish your beer...

Too Damn Pretty

Too Damn Pretty
Sometimes you are just too damn pretty...

Never Underestimate Stupidity

Never Underestimate Stupidity
Never underestimate the stupidity of people...

Lastest Survey Shows

Lastest Survey Shows
Surveys can tell you some important information...

I In Team

I In Team
Who ever said there was no I in Team?

Right All The Time

Right All The Time
When you are always right...

Teen Pregnancy Stops At 25

Teen Pregnancy Stops At 25
Statistics can tell you the darnest things.

I Stop When I'm Done

I Stop When I'm Done
Keep people guessing what you are talking about.

Twins Are People Two

Twins Are People Two
Are you a twin?

To Whom

To Whom
If you are obsessed with proper English...

Unemployed Entrepreneur

Unemployed Entrepreneur
People might think you are unemployed, but...

Will Work For Beer

Will Work For Beer
Sometimes beer can talk louder then money...

Anti-Social

Anti-Social
Let people know you aren't anti-social...

8 Hour Wait To Go Home

8 Hour Wait To Go Home
When you just don't want to go to work...

Meaningful Overnight Relationship

Meaningful Overnight Relationship
Wanted: Meaningful Overnight Relationship...

Roman Algebra

Roman Algebra
The next time your teacher asks you what the value of X is...

Bigfoot Is Real

Bigfoot Is Real
When you drink so much that you bet Bigfoot is a real animal...

Forgot My Birth Control

Forgot My Birth Control
Admit it ladies, we have all forgot to do this one time in our lives...

Condom FML

Condom FML
Don't you hate it when you forget to wear a condom...

Craigslist Friends

Craigslist Friends
Have you ever tried to make friends on Craigslist?

Natural Stupidity

Natural Stupidity
Show people you love your computers more then humans...

Folding vs Dryer

Folding vs Dryer
Procrastination at its best.

Good or Bad Boy

Good or Bad Boy
Are you a good boy or bad boy who never gets caught?

It's Not The Fall That Will Kill You

It's Not The Fall That Will Kill You
Does the fall kill you or the sudden stop?

Good or Bad Girl

Good or Bad Girl
Are you a good girl or bad girl?

The Last Thing I Want To Do Is Hurt You...

The Last Thing I Want To Do Is Hurt You...
The Last Thing I Want To Do Is Hurt You...

Fighting For Peace

Fighting For Peace
Express your views on world peace...

Gun Or Idiot Control

Gun Or Idiot Control
Love your guns?

Woke Up Next To My Ex

Woke Up Next To My Ex
That awkward moment you wake up next to your ex...

Indecisive

Indecisive
Can't make up your mind if you are indecisive or not?

Drunk Television

Drunk Television
Drunk + Television = Fail

Job vs Money

Job vs Money
We all wish this was try...

Glasses vs Baseball Bat

Glasses vs Baseball Bat
When glasses don't work, use a baseball bat.

Weed FML

Weed FML
For those days where its just not going your way.

God Loves Morons

God Loves Morons
This is one born every second...

Virtual GF FML

Virtual GF FML
Don't you hate it when...

Nostalgia

Nostalgia
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

Road To Success

Road To Success
Your journey to success is never complete.

Son Of A Bitch Irony

Son Of A Bitch Irony
Oh the irony of literal meanings.

Something Stupid

Something Stupid
You are never too old...

Well Trained Human

Well Trained Human
Who is the real boss?

Knowledge vs Wisdom

Knowledge vs Wisdom
Knowledge isn't always knowing it all.

Non-Vegetarian

Non-Vegetarian
If you are a meat lover, this one is for you.

World Sucks

World Sucks
For those days when the world just sucks.

Phone In The Toilet

Phone In The Toilet
It's happened to all of us at one stage in our lives.

Laugh At Your Problems

Laugh At Your Problems
When everyone else is laughing, join them!

Threesome FML

Threesome FML
Hasn't this happened to all of us before.

Worrying Works!

Worrying Works!
You can never worry too much!

Tailgate

Tailgate
Put a funny twist on tailgating

Dogs Are Humans Too

Dogs Are Humans Too
Show your love and appreciation for your cute dogs.

I Like My Dog

I Like My Dog
Sometimes you just want to be with mans best friend.

I Like Seattle Wet

I Like Seattle Wet
Do you love Seattle? Use this naughty/nice quote to get noticed.

I Like Las Vegas Hot

I Like Las Vegas Hot
Can you handle the heat in Las Vegas?

I Like Miami Hot

I Like Miami Hot
Can you handle the heat in Miami?

I Like Dallas Hot

I Like Dallas Hot
Can you handle the heat in Dallas?

I Like Phoenix Hot

I Like Phoenix Hot
Can you handle the heat in Phoenix?

I Like Houston Hot

I Like Houston Hot
Can you handle the heat in Houston?

I Love New York

I Love New York
Show your love and support for New York!

I Love Los Angeles

I Love Los Angeles
Show your support and Love for LA!

Age Is A Number



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