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Glowing Flash Vacuum Tubes

Glowing Flash Vacuum Tubes
Look closely...a little more.. See how they glow of their own volition? A mild flash to lightly sear a receptive retina? Yesss..

Spread the LOVE, Peacefully

Spread the LOVE, Peacefully
Start spreading the news: Love & Peace are about to start s-p-r-e-a-d-i-n-g.

Growler not Yeti Bigfoot

Growler not Yeti Bigfoot
Growler, Yeti, Bigfoot, Abominable Snowman. But not Frosty. Cool--not Frosty. Yes, he bites. Hard. But only because he kneads yer fleshy blood to survive.

Asian Mantra Mandala

Asian Mantra Mandala
Be a Buddha & unravel the Ancient Asian mystery of Eastern Art via the Mantra Mandala.

Agitation Man is On

Agitation Man is On
Agitation Man is Always Turned On. He's there when you need him. And there when you need him somewhere else.

Random Silly Word Sentences = dum

Random Silly Word Sentences = dum
Sometimes there is more to random silly sentences than meets the eYe or eRe..

Trash Man Recycles

Trash Man Recycles
Real Trashy Men (& Women) Recycle their Trash graphically. Let's be Green & keep it Clean. No littering please.

1 Slammin' Hot Mammy

1 Slammin' Hot Mammy
She's a natural born tease. All fluffed up & ready to spread disease. No, not actually. That bit was jest fer rhyming-purps. Jeez.

1984 Big Brother Propaganda Lies on..

1984 Big Brother Propaganda Lies on..
I Love Double-Speak. Propaganda is Good. I Love Big Gov. Truth = Lie = Good. Orwell hated Freedom. 1984 is Now. Smile.

Electro Circuitry

Electro Circuitry
Add Memory. Get Connected. Zap! U R the Ultra-Capacitor.

Nacho Man is Macho

Nacho Man is Macho
A nacho man really IS a macho man.

Boy Tricycle Go ZOOM

Boy Tricycle Go ZOOM
ZOOM goeth Boy on his Shiny New Tricycle. ZOOM ZOOM. Pedal-Pedal. Zoom.

Techno-UberPOWER Words

Techno-UberPOWER Words
This Codex Primer contains the initial set of Ultimate pseudo-techno Hyper-Uber Power-Words. (the key to boundless understanding, thus endless control)

Red Hot Gears

Red Hot Gears
DO not TOUCH! [unless you can't resist the geary goo..yummy]

V-neck Bone

V-neck Bone
This poor animal is a genetically mutated freak of unnatural proportions. Yet now, 271 million years later, it seems a work of genius. Of terrible, raw Beauty.

Mad Marching Girl

Mad Marching Girl
Something ain't right here. Yet nothing's wrong. It's all conundrumesque. Or something. Help?

Big EYE = ICU

Big EYE = ICU
Look Sharp! Watch out! And other warnings that relate to keeping an eYe out where everyone can 'see' that U C them first--from 50 million billion trillion nano-picometers away. (approx)

Inspected with Pride

Inspected with Pride
Let everyone know you have been 'Inspected with Pride'. It's an infectious massage.

Two Accurate Guys

Two Accurate Guys
What? You don't believe these two fine gents & their ultra-agreeable Accuracy?!? Well I never..

Buddha Baby = Wise Child

Buddha Baby = Wise Child
This Buddha Baby [aka, Wise Child] may be my Great Great Great Grandfather. Perhaps not. Either way, he is way too savy for his tender years.

Tall Man, All Dog

Tall Man, All Dog
Well, more like 1/2 Tall Man, All Little Dog. (metrically speaking)

A55 Rocks!

A55 Rocks!
Cryptic 'tis the mystery of A-55.. (wear this ware with exceeding care & don't bAbutt)

Bad Bouncer Circuit

Bad Bouncer Circuit
It is tempting to simply have fun with a Badly Behavin' Bouncer Circuit Schemata. So what say we go fer it? Have fun..jest this once. Before..

Ed. The Head.

Ed. The Head.
Save Ed's Head! (paid for by the Joint TaskForce Commission to Save Ed. Along w/ his Big Head)

Gothic Mystery girl ?

Gothic Mystery girl ?
(she's an enigma wrapped in a riddle deep inside a mysterious myst*)

Dr. Peppy WARning

Dr. Peppy WARning
Let's wrassle with this one B4 too much pressure builds. Cool? [no]

Laughing Girl

Laughing Girl
She'll MAKE U laugh. Or her name's not Miss Laffalot. It's Somber, Miss Somber.

Color-Coded Chaos

Color-Coded Chaos
Utterly, devastatingly, horrendously archaic in origen..is this Color-Coded Chaos. Yup.

S U T L ? -!

S U T L ? -!
I Hate Anagrams whether they make sense or nonesuch.
Don't get it? Please don't wear it.
(at least not outdoors)

DANGER (really, no shit) this is not a test

DANGER (really, no shit) this is not a test
There really is danger. All around. All the time. Don't get used to it. Why? It's dangerous.

Evil Cookie Monster Rampage!

Evil Cookie Monster Rampage!
Paradoxically, this lil bugger is both meaner & nicer than it first appears..

Reality of WAR

Reality of WAR
Please Identify Guy with Pipe. He's Korean. He likes books. He fought bravely. Let's bring him in from the cold.

Cool Lips Blue Kiss

Cool Lips Blue Kiss
These Cool Blue, yet Sexy Luscious Lips will do all the Talking. You won't even have to Smack anybody. (more than 2x)

Catch the RED-Eye

Catch the RED-Eye
More like.. this Electrical Blue Red-eYe catches you. Unawares. Sleeping. So don't.

Rule 9 nRe:verse

Rule 9 nRe:verse
Who really Rules 9?
Probability = slim that any One can know. But en masse, maybe.. (new QRR|~|question, rise, revolt)

Face (up 2) Sensual Lust

Face (up 2) Sensual Lust
Who can face Lovely, Sensual LUST when it's staring ya obliquely in the face? (only known snap of the mysterious & sexy Lexi)

Ticking Techno Terror

Ticking Techno Terror
CAUTION: exercise care while utilizing this design's ticking techno-terror. Altruism flows from ignoring form.

This Baby Soars

This Baby Soars
This is you. As a little baby. Asleep. Helpless. On a flying carpet. Dreaming. Very sweet. Bitterly bizarre.

Shocked Baby n Sync

Shocked Baby n Sync
Don't worry. No hi-volt electricity was used to clean this young'un. Just scalding hot water. Jest kid-ing. (nothing to joke about, btw!)

Run! Run from all the Merchandize chasing ye!

Run! Run from all the Merchandize chasing ye!
Sure, you can run. Very fast. As lightning slow-poke quick as your short little legs'll transport you. Never fast enough to outrun ravenous fate.

Recycle This! (not propaganda)

Recycle This! (not propaganda)
Get 2 NO plastic. Put a lid on it. Recycle every thing except propaganda. (it re:cycles itself)

Flying, Floating Jesus

Flying, Floating Jesus
Jesus may be found in many locales, doing seemingly I'mPossible things. Such as, but not limited to, swimming & flying.

Need ATTENTION Sign

Need ATTENTION Sign
Sometimes, you simply need a little attention.
This is not one of those times.

Data-Blocker OUTBreak(in)

Data-Blocker OUTBreak(in)
This is the sooper-secret data-Ncoder/Dcoder OUTBreakN Blocker ^/*|*\^

Play (Beach) Ball!

Play (Beach) Ball!
Heads UP. A pretty, giant ball is headed your way. Prepare for collision.

LUST 2 LOVE meets the Green-Eyed Monster

LUST 2 LOVE meets the Green-Eyed Monster
Obey the Laws of Intimate Nature. Do not lose what you love nor consider lost what was young lust.

Rule 9

Rule 9
You RULE. But better with a piece of plastic or fabric that sex so.. Especially when all 9 planets are Ruled habitable by you.

A Maze Zing Resistor!

A Maze Zing Resistor!
Follow the Resistor Maze wherever it leads. It will not lead you astray. Too often.

5 cents worth of Liberty

5 cents worth of Liberty
We all want Liberty, right? Wrong.
We all want money, right? Right.
We all want to be told what we want.
(that ain't right!) Wrong.

2 Guys

2 Guys
What are these two fellows up to?! Very mysterious! Possibly Dangerous! R they Planning World Domination? Aiming for Peace? Enjoying the weather? [come inside & uncover their reality]

Butter (finger) Fly Eyes

Butter (finger) Fly Eyes
Don't monkey with my super-fly, finger-lickin' buttery friend. Friends with wings. Winged Friends.

Crazy Flaming Motorcycle Man!

Crazy Flaming Motorcycle Man!
This Gentle Motor Cycling Man is burning with crazy desire for fame & raginglory. Salute him in the only American Way possible. With a fire extinguisher.

Genomic Invasion

Genomic Invasion
Yeah, Right! Genomic Invasion my arse.. Then again, it happened once before -- before the swarm came. buzz-buzz.. [lethal-overkill]

LUST 2 LOVE

LUST 2 LOVE
What the Hell.
Can't you smell.
Something Fell.
Oh, well.

Spatial Missionary Target

Spatial Missionary Target
Missionary Boy is ready & waiting. He just doesn't know for what. Help him find out..

Pixelation XXX Crossed

Pixelation XXX Crossed
You find yourself at a CROSS road of sordid sorts...

Hitting Rock Bottom

Hitting Rock Bottom
When you're Hitting Up against the Rocky Bottom.. only 1 way 2 go:


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