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Express yourself with these T-Shirts with sayings you're not likely to see anywhere else! If you're looking for some of your old faves, we moved them to the Retro Designs section! Don't forget to check out our Plus and Kids' Sizes!

Be Patient Shirts

Be Patient Shirts
Be patient. My brain isn't talking to my mouth. Yes, we've all been there. Cute t-shirt for days like this.

Alzheimer's Shirts

Alzheimer's Shirts
I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's... Hey - wait..

ESP Shirts

ESP Shirts
I know you don't believe in ESP... Believe me - i know. Great t-shirt!

Not An Ambulance Shirts

Not An Ambulance Shirts
I am not an ambulance. Great t-shirt written backwards in true ambulance style!

Gay Friend Shirts

Gay Friend Shirts
I'm like that gay friend... you know - the one who sympathizes with you, the one you can talk to about anything... but I'm not gay. Hilarious t-shirt for anyone!

Don't Like You Shirts

Don't Like You Shirts
Why waste time? Let them all know up front... "I probably don't like you"... Great t-shirt for the abrasive person in all of us.

Lazy Shirts

Lazy Shirts
Yeah, I put the....um...the... oh, whatever - in lazy... Great t-shirt for the lazy bones in all of us!

Mr. Wonderful Shirts

Mr. Wonderful Shirts
Are you Mr. Wonderful? Do you know Mr. Wonderful? Then this is the t-shirt you've been looking for!

Jew Jitsu Shirts

Jew Jitsu Shirts
Hilarious T-Shirt with an Orthodox Jewish man in a classic "Jew Jitsu" Pose! He's fighting all the un-Kosherness of the world!

I Love Babies Shirts

I Love Babies Shirts
Babies? I love them - but I don't think I could eat a whole one. Great psychotic t-shirt sure to get a guffaw out of anyone!

Smoke Shirts

Smoke Shirts
I don't know what all the fuss is. If God didn't want smoke to pollute the air, He wouldn't have told us to burn witches. Hilarious joke t-shirt, only found here!

Deaf Comedy Shirts

Deaf Comedy Shirts
Now you can have your own version of the Def... er - Deaf - Comedy Jam.. Hilarious t-shirt with sign language that spells out "Ha Ha".

Grin Shirts

Grin Shirts
Great shirt with a big ol' grin on it. All sizes, infant to Adult 4XL.

Blame You Shirts

Blame You Shirts
I didn't say it was YOUR FAULT - I said I was going to BLAME YOU. Great hilarious t-shirt for the blamer in all of us.

Girly Skull Shirts

Girly Skull Shirts
Great shirt with a girly skull and crossbones on it. Cute skull has a pink bow on top!

#2 Dad Shirts

#2 Dad Shirts
Be proud - be number 2! Hey - we can't all be number 1. Get this hilarious #2 Dad shirt only at New Generation Clothing!

Rock Is Dead Shirts

Rock Is Dead Shirts
Rock is dead. Long live paper & scissors! Great t-shirt just chock full o' silliness.

Panic Shirts

Panic Shirts
You know you can't make someone love you - All you can do is stalk them & hope they panic & give in. Hilarious t-shirt for the psycho in all of us.

Not An Idiot Shirts

Not An Idiot Shirts
I'm not an idiot, but I play one in a movie. Yeah, right. Funny t-shirt for the idiot in all of us.

This Shirt Shirts

This Shirt Shirts
This shirt is TOTALLY more awesome than your shirt! Great funny t-shirt to wear anywhere.

Vote Shirts

Vote Shirts
Vote. Or quit whining. What a great patriotic shirt, just in time for Election '08.

Captain Obvious Shirts

Captain Obvious Shirts
Thank you, Captain Obvious! Well, now you have the shirt.

I Love Me Shirts

I Love Me Shirts
I love men... I mean ME!!! At least I treat myself well! Awesome t-shirt for the confident person!

iFart Shirts

iFart Shirts
Okay, so some people have iPods.. Not you. This hilarious t-shirt is self-explanatory.

Fun Work Shirts

Fun Work Shirts
Myspace makes work so much more fun! Don't you think so? Hilarious t-shirt for the geek, nerd, dork or just plain slacker!

"Me" Shirts

"Me" Shirts
Me; Just like you, only better! Well - there's a shirt you can be proud of!

Dark Side Shirts

Dark Side Shirts
Come to the dark side... We have cookies. Now, THERE'S a funny shirt!

Dark Side v2 Shirts

Dark Side v2 Shirts
Come to the Dark Side. The force is strong, and we have cookies. It's way cooler over here anyway. Version 2 with a little different style of text.

Look Shirts

Look Shirts
Look what I can do. Hilarious t-shirt that utters those attention-starved words we all want to say.

Who Are You Shirts

Who Are You Shirts
Ever wonder why people read your shirt? Then ask them! This great shirt simply says, "Who are you, and why are you reading my shirt?"

Phase 1 Shirts

Phase 1 Shirts
Soooo.... You're reading my shirt. Then phase 1 of my evil plan is complete. Heh.

I Apologize Shirts

I Apologize Shirts
Ever done something you need to apologize for? Then, this is the shirt for you! Apologize, and ask the Lord to be with the starving pygmies in New Guinea!

I like my men Shirts

I like my men Shirts
Yup - I like my men just like I like my coffee... Ground up and in the refrigerator... Get this psychotically funny shirt right here at New Generation!

I like my women Shirts

I like my women Shirts
Yup - I like my women just like I like my coffee... Ground up and in the refrigerator... Get this psychotically funny shirt right here at New Generation!

Old & Unimproved Shirts

Old & Unimproved Shirts
Tired of all the "New and Improved" ads? Then this is the hilarious t-shirt for you! "Old and Unimproved - now with 1/3 more fat!" A great t-shirt for those of us that are....errrrr.... More mature.

How Can I Be Wrong v2 Shirts

How Can I Be Wrong v2 Shirts
How can I be wrong? I'm so cute! GREAT t-shirt for back-to-school, or just for the cutie!!

How Can I Be Wrong Shirts

How Can I Be Wrong Shirts
How can I be wrong? I'm so cute! GREAT t-shirt for back-to-school, or just for the cutie!!

Idiot Shirts

Idiot Shirts
You laugh because I look like an idiot... Well, I laugh because I AM an idiot! Ha!

Awesomest Shirts

Awesomest Shirts
Yup... This is prolly my awesomest shirt. Prolly.

"All Stressed Out" Shirts

"All Stressed Out" Shirts
Ever been all stressed out, and no one to choke? Then this is your shirt!

"Ninjas Kill" Shirts

"Ninjas Kill" Shirts
That's right - no need to worry about people with guns.... Ninjas are much more deadly!!! Get this great t-shirt at New Generation Clothing!

Chunky Shirts

Chunky Shirts
So what if they're bringin' sexy back? You're bringin' chunky back! Get this great t-shirt while they're hot!

"Drive-By Pooting" Shirts

"Drive-By Pooting" Shirts
Well, it's better than a drive-by shooting... But only marginally. Get this one-and-only hilarious "Drive-By Pooting" t-shirt right here at New Generation Clothing!

"Village Idiot" Shirts

"Village Idiot" Shirts
It does take an entire village just to make one good idiot. Diversity is where it's at!

Kidding Shirts

Kidding Shirts
Are you KIDDING me??? Have you ever asked that question (a lot)??? Then, this is your shirt to make your statement with!

Brown Chicken Shirts

Brown Chicken Shirts
Bom chicka wau, wau! Brown chicken brown cow!! HILARIOUS barnyard t-shirt for the true goober inside all of us! You'll definitely be explaining this one!

Jose's Lawn Service Shirts

Jose's Lawn Service Shirts
Jose's Immigration & Lawn Service is here for you! We're sneakin' them through to mow for YOU!!! Hilarious t-shirt for the brave soul.

"Go For The Juggler" Shirts

"Go For The Juggler" Shirts
The only way to win when fighting clowns is to go for the juggler. Get this great t-shirt that will get you a double-take or two!

"Team Cankles" Shirts

"Team Cankles" Shirts
Ever been on the wrong team? Well, "Team Cankles" just may be that team! Get this hilarious t-shirt for that special person with cankles in your life, or for yourself! Thanks to Mark for this idea!

"Recovering Anorexic" Shirts

"Recovering Anorexic" Shirts
Now you can tell them all how you survived that deadly anorexia! Plus-sized shirts are great for a laugh! Get this popular shirt at a popularly low price!

ExpressionWear "Poser" Shirts

ExpressionWear "Poser" Shirts
I'm not a poser. I'm just pretending to be a poser. Get this great t-shirt at New Generation Clothing for all you goth, emo and indie people out there!

"Eyeballs Are Upside-Down" Shirts

"Eyeballs Are Upside-Down" Shirts
If you've ever wanted to get a funny t-shirt for yourself just to get a laugh by watching other people read it, then this is it! It says "If you can read this, your eyeballs are upside-down"!

ExpressionWear "Grill" Shirts

ExpressionWear "Grill" Shirts
Why you all up in my grill? This hilarious shirt is also fantastic in the bib for infants! Get 'em while they're hot at New Generation Clothing!

ExpressionWear "Fat People" Shirts

ExpressionWear "Fat People" Shirts
You know, fat people are much safer than skinny people. They're just harder to abduct! It's as plain as that! Get this hilarious t-shirt for yourself, or for that robust person in your life!

ExpressionWear "14 Year Old" Shirts

ExpressionWear "14 Year Old" Shirts
What a public service t-shirt this one is! Show them that things aren't always as they seem on the internet with this hilarious t-shirt that says, "I'm the 14 year old girl you chat with online"!

"Bom Chicka" Shirts

"Bom Chicka" Shirts
Ever been followed around by someone saying "Bom Chicka Wau-Wau"? Well, here's the shirt for you and your bad self!

"Bulimia" Shirts

"Bulimia" Shirts
You know, bulimia really blows chunks... Really. Well, it's not good, no matter how you look at it! Get this great t-shirt in large sizes for a fantastic laugh!

No You-Know-What Shirts

No You-Know-What Shirts
No "You-Know-Whatting"... Hilarious sign when you don't need the extra methane around! Get this great t-shirt that will keep everyone rolling!

"Anorexia Survivor" Shirts

"Anorexia Survivor" Shirts
Now you can tell them all how you survived that deadly anorexia! Plus-sized shirts are great for a laugh! Get this popular shirt at a popularly low price!

ExpressionWear "Please Wait" Shirts

ExpressionWear "Please Wait" Shirts
Ever had trouble coming up with a snappy response? Then this t-shirt is for you! It simply states, "Please wait... Response is loading... 73%" -Great for geeks, computer nerds, or just funny people!

"Last Time I Cared" Shirts

"Last Time I Cared" Shirts
So... It's been how many days since I last cared? Get this hilarious apathetic t-shirt, only at New Generation Clothing!

"I Heart Cankles" Shirts

"I Heart Cankles" Shirts
You like 'em thick? You like 'em really thick? Around the ankles? Then, this shirt is for you! "I Heart Cankles" - Let the world know! Thanks to Mark for this design!

ExpressionWear "Pigeon" Shirts

ExpressionWear "Pigeon" Shirts
You know what we mean... Some days you're the doer, some days you're the done-to. This hilarious shirt states a fact of life - Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue. A great selecti

"Tater Salad/Tot" Shirts

"Tater Salad/Tot" Shirts
They call me "Tater Salad" ... and my son's called "Tater Tot"... Get these shirts with Ron White's hilarious quotes on the front!

ExpressionWear "My Pet Zombie" Shirts

ExpressionWear "My Pet Zombie" Shirts
My pet zombie hates your guts....but loves your brains... Get this funny t-shirt here at New Generation Clothing!

"Sometimes I Pee" Shirts

"Sometimes I Pee" Shirts
Okay - this shirt is just plain-old hilarious! Get 'em while they're hot at New Generation Clothing - "Sometimes I pee when I laugh" - Nothing funnier!

"Kind of a Big Deal" Shirts

"Kind of a Big Deal" Shirts
I don't know if you know this or not, but I'm kind of a big deal around here. Get the t-shirt that's always good for a laugh - get it for an adult, a grandchild, or just for yourself!

ExpressionWear "Fur Is Murder" Shirts

ExpressionWear "Fur Is Murder" Shirts
Fur IS murder... Warm, fuzzy murder. Ooooooooohhh. fur. Get this funny shirt for that special vegan (or anti-vegan!) in your life, or for yourself!

ExpressionWear "If I Got Smart" Shirts

ExpressionWear "If I Got Smart" Shirts
Has someone told you that you got smart with them? Then this is the shirt for you! It says, "If I got smart with you, how would you know?"

ExpressionWear "Reptile Dysfunction" Shirts

ExpressionWear "Reptile Dysfunction" Shirts
Did you know that if your iguana is broken, you have a reptile dysfunction? Uhm.. I heard they have a pill for that now. Get this hilarious t-shirt with attitude at New Generation Clothing.

ExpressionWear "Hokey Pokey" Shirts

ExpressionWear "Hokey Pokey" Shirts
Ever wonder if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Get this great shirt that ponders that very question - at New Generation Clothing!

ExpressionWear "Lying" Shirts

ExpressionWear "Lying" Shirts
Liar, liar, pants on fire. This is a hilarious shirt that states, "If I was lying, don't you think my pants would be on fire?" Great for a laugh!

ExpressionWear "No Message" Shirts

ExpressionWear "No Message" Shirts
Now you can have the shirt that takes legal advice a step further! Funny "No Message" shirts are sure to get a laugh!

ExpressionWear "Attention Surplus" Shirts

ExpressionWear "Attention Surplus" Shirts
This is the shirt for those of you that have been accused of stalking - Explain that you just have "Attention Surplus Disorder"! Funny t-shirt at a great price!

ExpressionWear "Meat is Murder" Shirts

ExpressionWear "Meat is Murder" Shirts
Meat IS murder... Tasty, tasty murder. Mmmmmm.... meat. Get this funny shirt for that special vegan (or anti-vegan!) in your life, or for yourself!

ExpressionWear "How I Roll" Shirts

ExpressionWear "How I Roll" Shirts
Yessirree. That's how I roll. Get this cool retro-looking t-shirt that's sure to get a great laugh, only at New Generation Clothing!

ExpressionWear "Hundredaire" Shirts

ExpressionWear "Hundredaire" Shirts
C'mon..... Who wants to marry a hundredaire? You know you do! Get this hilarious t-shirt and impress all your friends! Only at New Generation Clothing.

ExpressionWear "Wizard" Shirts

ExpressionWear "Wizard" Shirts
Ummm...When is the Wizard supposed to get back to you on that brain? This hilarious t-shirt is a great new addition to New Generation Clothing!

ExpressionWear "Helmet" Shirts

ExpressionWear "Helmet" Shirts
This hilarious T-Shirt asks, "Does your mother know you're outside without your helmet again?" - Available in a plethora of colors!

ExpressionWear "Sometimes" Shirts

ExpressionWear "Sometimes" Shirts
Hmmm... I wonder why that ball is getting bigger? Now you can have this hilarious "thought-provoking" word tee, exclusively at New Generation Clothing!

ExpressionWear "Mess With Me" Shirts

ExpressionWear "Mess With Me" Shirts
Yeah, that's right.... Bring it on! The whole trailer park is waitin' for a good fight!!!

ExpressionWear "Gun Show" Shirts

ExpressionWear "Gun Show" Shirts
Ahhhh, yes - Welcome to the "Gun Show", ladies. This hilarious shirt points out your 'guns' as only you can display them! Only at New Generation Clothing!

ExpressionWear "Word Up" Shirts

ExpressionWear "Word Up" Shirts
Word Up, my good brother. Get this hilarious "Ebonics Definition" tee only at New Generation Clothing!

ExpressionWear "70 Virgins" Shirts

ExpressionWear "70 Virgins" Shirts
Now HERE'S a t-shirt that's absolutely HILARIOUS!. Well, they never SAID the virgins would be young GIRLS!!! This original "70 Virgins" shirt is only at New Generation Clothing!

ExpressionWear "I'm Confused" Shirts

ExpressionWear "I'm Confused" Shirts
I'm confused... No, wait- maybe I'm not... Then again, I may be... Oh, heck.. I don't know! You can have this t-shirt that shows your state of confusion... or lack of... for a nice price!

ExpressionWear "I have the dumb" Shirts

ExpressionWear "I have the dumb" Shirts
Sometimes I'm not as think as you dumb I am... I mean, I can't brain today. Well, you know what I mean - I have the dumb.

ExpressionWear "Reality" Shirts

ExpressionWear "Reality" Shirts
I reject YOUR reality, and substitute my own. Sounds like a plan.

ExpressionWear "Superhero" Shirts

ExpressionWear "Superhero" Shirts
I'm just like a superhero - Exactly... It's uncanny how superhero-like I am. I just don't have the powers... or the motivation to do anything.

ExpressionWear "You Laugh" Shirts

ExpressionWear "You Laugh" Shirts
You laugh because I'm different - I laugh because I just farted! This shirt is a real gas - er... you'll get a lot of comments with this one!

ExpressionWear "I'm Ninja" Shirts

ExpressionWear "I'm Ninja" Shirts
I'm ninja. You can't see me. Get the ultimate Ninja shirt right here at New Generation Clothing!

ExpressionWear "Mess With Me v2" Shirts

ExpressionWear "Mess With Me v2" Shirts
Yup - it's the "Mess With Me" Shirts with a slight variation on the text for you guys & gals that might like it!

ExpressionWear "Pepper Spray" Shirts

ExpressionWear "Pepper Spray" Shirts
Uh... I love it when you play hard to get. So - when you're out & about.... say, buying more pepper spray, you mind if we hang a while?

ExpressionWear "Quiet Neighbor" Shirts

ExpressionWear "Quiet Neighbor" Shirts
You never know who they are.. They look just like us. Quiet, well-mannered people... With big freezers.

ExpressionWear "Professor" Shirts

ExpressionWear "Professor" Shirts
Ever feel like the only Professor in a world full of Gilligans? Do ya, little buddy? Thanks to my co-worker Dan for this one!

ExpressionWear "Bored to Death" Shirts

ExpressionWear "Bored to Death" Shirts
Ever wonder what would happen if someone were actually bored to death? Now you can have this absolutely hilarious unique t-shirt for your own!!!

ExpressionWear "You Rock" Shirts

ExpressionWear "You Rock" Shirts
You rock! No, no.... YOU rule!!! You can own this hilarious shirt and then YOU can rock AND rule!

ExpressionWear "Stop Laughing" Tees

ExpressionWear "Stop Laughing" Tees
Stop laughing. Really.... No, really.

ExpressionWear 'Stalking' Shirts

ExpressionWear 'Stalking' Shirts
Love is in the air... Stalkers are at the window. Ahhhh, l'amour!

ExpressionWear "Ninjas Hate Pirates" Shirts

ExpressionWear "Ninjas Hate Pirates" Shirts
Arrrrr! The Ninjas hate the Pirates, they do!!

ExpressionWear "Cow Tipping" Shirts

ExpressionWear "Cow Tipping" Shirts
Nope... You just can't beat a cow for tipping. *Sigh* what people will do when they're REALLY, REALLY bored!

ExpressionWear Vegetarian Shirts

ExpressionWear Vegetarian Shirts
It's a love-hate relationship, really. Let them see the psychotic maniac within you!

ExpressionWear "Not Real Smart" Guy's Shirts

ExpressionWear "Not Real Smart" Guy's Shirts
It's okay - Some people sits and thinks, and some people just sits.... Free your inner self with this hilarious "I'm not real smart" T-Shirt!

ExpressionWear "He's Not Real Smart" Gal's Shirts

ExpressionWear "He's Not Real Smart" Gal's Shirts
Yes, ladies - we've all dated one of THOSE guys!!! It didn't really matter if he even spoke the same language, did it??? Get this hilarious T-Shirt only at New Generation Clothing!

ExpressionWear "Okay, he's not that smart" Shirts

ExpressionWear "Okay, he's not that smart" Shirts
Okay, okay - you know he's not smart, but maybe he can at least lift heavy stuff for you!!! Get this hilarious T-Shirt and wear it with your loved one around!

ExpressionWear Grumplestiltskin Shirts

ExpressionWear Grumplestiltskin Shirts
Ever wake up grumpy? Then, did you wish you'd have let them keep on sleeping? Express your grumpiness with these shirts!

ExpressionWear Big Boy Pants

ExpressionWear Big Boy Pants
Now you can tell 'em just how manly you really are... Go ahead.... Get the shirt only found here! "I'm wearing my big boy pants."

ExpressionWear "Pretty Monkey" Shirts

ExpressionWear "Pretty Monkey" Shirts
The cup is always half-full - that's what we say... There's no such thing as an ugly person.... Tell them so with this shirt.

ExpressionWear "Stop Pretending" Shirts

ExpressionWear "Stop Pretending" Shirts
You know they want you. They always do.... Tell them with these shirts!
"Clone" Maternity Dark T-Shirt
"Clone" Maternity Dark T-Shirt
$26.99


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