Be Patient Shirts Be patient. My brain isn't talking to my mouth. Yes, we've all been there. Cute t-shirt for days like this. |
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Not An Ambulance Shirts I am not an ambulance. Great t-shirt written backwards in true ambulance style! |
Gay Friend Shirts I'm like that gay friend... you know - the one who sympathizes with you, the one you can talk to about anything... but I'm not gay. Hilarious t-shirt for anyone! |
Don't Like You Shirts Why waste time? Let them all know up front... "I probably don't like you"... Great t-shirt for the abrasive person in all of us. |
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Lazy Shirts Yeah, I put the....um...the... oh, whatever - in lazy... Great t-shirt for the lazy bones in all of us! |
Mr. Wonderful Shirts Are you Mr. Wonderful? Do you know Mr. Wonderful? Then this is the t-shirt you've been looking for! |
Jew Jitsu Shirts Hilarious T-Shirt with an Orthodox Jewish man in a classic "Jew Jitsu" Pose! He's fighting all the un-Kosherness of the world! |
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I Love Babies Shirts Babies? I love them - but I don't think I could eat a whole one. Great psychotic t-shirt sure to get a guffaw out of anyone! |
Smoke Shirts I don't know what all the fuss is. If God didn't want smoke to pollute the air, He wouldn't have told us to burn witches. Hilarious joke t-shirt, only found here! |
Deaf Comedy Shirts Now you can have your own version of the Def... er - Deaf - Comedy Jam.. Hilarious t-shirt with sign language that spells out "Ha Ha". |
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Blame You Shirts I didn't say it was YOUR FAULT - I said I was going to BLAME YOU. Great hilarious t-shirt for the blamer in all of us. |
Girly Skull Shirts Great shirt with a girly skull and crossbones on it. Cute skull has a pink bow on top! |
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#2 Dad Shirts Be proud - be number 2! Hey - we can't all be number 1. Get this hilarious #2 Dad shirt only at New Generation Clothing! |
Rock Is Dead Shirts Rock is dead. Long live paper & scissors! Great t-shirt just chock full o' silliness. |
Panic Shirts You know you can't make someone love you - All you can do is stalk them & hope they panic & give in. Hilarious t-shirt for the psycho in all of us. |
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Not An Idiot Shirts I'm not an idiot, but I play one in a movie. Yeah, right. Funny t-shirt for the idiot in all of us. |
This Shirt Shirts This shirt is TOTALLY more awesome than your shirt! Great funny t-shirt to wear anywhere. |
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I Love Me Shirts I love men... I mean ME!!! At least I treat myself well! Awesome t-shirt for the confident person! |
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Fun Work Shirts Myspace makes work so much more fun! Don't you think so? Hilarious t-shirt for the geek, nerd, dork or just plain slacker! |
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Dark Side v2 Shirts Come to the Dark Side. The force is strong, and we have cookies. It's way cooler over here anyway. Version 2 with a little different style of text. |
Look Shirts Look what I can do. Hilarious t-shirt that utters those attention-starved words we all want to say. |
Who Are You Shirts Ever wonder why people read your shirt? Then ask them! This great shirt simply says, "Who are you, and why are you reading my shirt?" |
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I Apologize Shirts Ever done something you need to apologize for? Then, this is the shirt for you! Apologize, and ask the Lord to be with the starving pygmies in New Guinea! |
I like my men Shirts Yup - I like my men just like I like my coffee... Ground up and in the refrigerator... Get this psychotically funny shirt right here at New Generation! |
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I like my women Shirts Yup - I like my women just like I like my coffee... Ground up and in the refrigerator... Get this psychotically funny shirt right here at New Generation! |
Old & Unimproved Shirts Tired of all the "New and Improved" ads? Then this is the hilarious t-shirt for you! "Old and Unimproved - now with 1/3 more fat!" A great t-shirt for those of us that are....errrrr.... More mature. |
How Can I Be Wrong v2 Shirts How can I be wrong? I'm so cute! GREAT t-shirt for back-to-school, or just for the cutie!! |
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How Can I Be Wrong Shirts How can I be wrong? I'm so cute! GREAT t-shirt for back-to-school, or just for the cutie!! |
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"Ninjas Kill" Shirts That's right - no need to worry about people with guns.... Ninjas are much more deadly!!! Get this great t-shirt at New Generation Clothing! |
Chunky Shirts So what if they're bringin' sexy back? You're bringin' chunky back! Get this great t-shirt while they're hot! |
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"Drive-By Pooting" Shirts Well, it's better than a drive-by shooting... But only marginally. Get this one-and-only hilarious "Drive-By Pooting" t-shirt right here at New Generation Clothing! |
"Village Idiot" Shirts It does take an entire village just to make one good idiot. Diversity is where it's at! |
Kidding Shirts Are you KIDDING me??? Have you ever asked that question (a lot)??? Then, this is your shirt to make your statement with! |
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Brown Chicken Shirts Bom chicka wau, wau! Brown chicken brown cow!! HILARIOUS barnyard t-shirt for the true goober inside all of us! You'll definitely be explaining this one! |
Jose's Lawn Service Shirts Jose's Immigration & Lawn Service is here for you! We're sneakin' them through to mow for YOU!!! Hilarious t-shirt for the brave soul. |
"Go For The Juggler" Shirts The only way to win when fighting clowns is to go for the juggler. Get this great t-shirt that will get you a double-take or two! |
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"Team Cankles" Shirts Ever been on the wrong team? Well, "Team Cankles" just may be that team! Get this hilarious t-shirt for that special person with cankles in your life, or for yourself! Thanks to Mark for this idea! |
"Recovering Anorexic" Shirts Now you can tell them all how you survived that deadly anorexia! Plus-sized shirts are great for a laugh! Get this popular shirt at a popularly low price! |
ExpressionWear "Poser" Shirts I'm not a poser. I'm just pretending to be a poser. Get this great t-shirt at New Generation Clothing for all you goth, emo and indie people out there! |
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"Eyeballs Are Upside-Down" Shirts If you've ever wanted to get a funny t-shirt for yourself just to get a laugh by watching other people read it, then this is it! It says "If you can read this, your eyeballs are upside-down"! |
ExpressionWear "Grill" Shirts Why you all up in my grill? This hilarious shirt is also fantastic in the bib for infants! Get 'em while they're hot at New Generation Clothing! |
ExpressionWear "Fat People" Shirts You know, fat people are much safer than skinny people. They're just harder to abduct! It's as plain as that! Get this hilarious t-shirt for yourself, or for that robust person in your life! |
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ExpressionWear "14 Year Old" Shirts What a public service t-shirt this one is! Show them that things aren't always as they seem on the internet with this hilarious t-shirt that says, "I'm the 14 year old girl you chat with online"! |
"Bom Chicka" Shirts Ever been followed around by someone saying "Bom Chicka Wau-Wau"? Well, here's the shirt for you and your bad self! |
"Bulimia" Shirts You know, bulimia really blows chunks... Really. Well, it's not good, no matter how you look at it! Get this great t-shirt in large sizes for a fantastic laugh! |
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No You-Know-What Shirts No "You-Know-Whatting"... Hilarious sign when you don't need the extra methane around! Get this great t-shirt that will keep everyone rolling! |
"Anorexia Survivor" Shirts Now you can tell them all how you survived that deadly anorexia! Plus-sized shirts are great for a laugh! Get this popular shirt at a popularly low price! |
ExpressionWear "Please Wait" Shirts Ever had trouble coming up with a snappy response? Then this t-shirt is for you! It simply states, "Please wait... Response is loading... 73%" -Great for geeks, computer nerds, or just funny people! |
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"Last Time I Cared" Shirts So... It's been how many days since I last cared? Get this hilarious apathetic t-shirt, only at New Generation Clothing! |
"I Heart Cankles" Shirts You like 'em thick? You like 'em really thick? Around the ankles? Then, this shirt is for you! "I Heart Cankles" - Let the world know! Thanks to Mark for this design! |
ExpressionWear "Pigeon" Shirts You know what we mean... Some days you're the doer, some days you're the done-to. This hilarious shirt states a fact of life - Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue. A great selecti |
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"Tater Salad/Tot" Shirts They call me "Tater Salad" ... and my son's called "Tater Tot"... Get these shirts with Ron White's hilarious quotes on the front! |
ExpressionWear "My Pet Zombie" Shirts My pet zombie hates your guts....but loves your brains... Get this funny t-shirt here at New Generation Clothing! |
"Sometimes I Pee" Shirts Okay - this shirt is just plain-old hilarious! Get 'em while they're hot at New Generation Clothing - "Sometimes I pee when I laugh" - Nothing funnier! |
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"Kind of a Big Deal" Shirts I don't know if you know this or not, but I'm kind of a big deal around here. Get the t-shirt that's always good for a laugh - get it for an adult, a grandchild, or just for yourself! |
ExpressionWear "Fur Is Murder" Shirts Fur IS murder... Warm, fuzzy murder. Ooooooooohhh. fur. Get this funny shirt for that special vegan (or anti-vegan!) in your life, or for yourself! |
ExpressionWear "If I Got Smart" Shirts Has someone told you that you got smart with them? Then this is the shirt for you! It says, "If I got smart with you, how would you know?" |
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ExpressionWear "Reptile Dysfunction" Shirts Did you know that if your iguana is broken, you have a reptile dysfunction? Uhm.. I heard they have a pill for that now. Get this hilarious t-shirt with attitude at New Generation Clothing. |
ExpressionWear "Hokey Pokey" Shirts Ever wonder if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Get this great shirt that ponders that very question - at New Generation Clothing! |
ExpressionWear "Lying" Shirts Liar, liar, pants on fire. This is a hilarious shirt that states, "If I was lying, don't you think my pants would be on fire?" Great for a laugh! |
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ExpressionWear "No Message" Shirts Now you can have the shirt that takes legal advice a step further! Funny "No Message" shirts are sure to get a laugh! |
ExpressionWear "Attention Surplus" Shirts This is the shirt for those of you that have been accused of stalking - Explain that you just have "Attention Surplus Disorder"! Funny t-shirt at a great price! |
ExpressionWear "Meat is Murder" Shirts Meat IS murder... Tasty, tasty murder. Mmmmmm.... meat. Get this funny shirt for that special vegan (or anti-vegan!) in your life, or for yourself! |
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ExpressionWear "How I Roll" Shirts Yessirree. That's how I roll. Get this cool retro-looking t-shirt that's sure to get a great laugh, only at New Generation Clothing! |
ExpressionWear "Hundredaire" Shirts C'mon..... Who wants to marry a hundredaire? You know you do! Get this hilarious t-shirt and impress all your friends! Only at New Generation Clothing. |
ExpressionWear "Wizard" Shirts Ummm...When is the Wizard supposed to get back to you on that brain? This hilarious t-shirt is a great new addition to New Generation Clothing! |
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ExpressionWear "Helmet" Shirts This hilarious T-Shirt asks, "Does your mother know you're outside without your helmet again?" - Available in a plethora of colors! |
ExpressionWear "Sometimes" Shirts Hmmm... I wonder why that ball is getting bigger? Now you can have this hilarious "thought-provoking" word tee, exclusively at New Generation Clothing! |
ExpressionWear "Mess With Me" Shirts Yeah, that's right.... Bring it on! The whole trailer park is waitin' for a good fight!!! |
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ExpressionWear "Gun Show" Shirts Ahhhh, yes - Welcome to the "Gun Show", ladies. This hilarious shirt points out your 'guns' as only you can display them! Only at New Generation Clothing! |
ExpressionWear "Word Up" Shirts Word Up, my good brother. Get this hilarious "Ebonics Definition" tee only at New Generation Clothing! |
ExpressionWear "70 Virgins" Shirts Now HERE'S a t-shirt that's absolutely HILARIOUS!. Well, they never SAID the virgins would be young GIRLS!!! This original "70 Virgins" shirt is only at New Generation Clothing! |
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ExpressionWear "I'm Confused" Shirts I'm confused... No, wait- maybe I'm not... Then again, I may be... Oh, heck.. I don't know! You can have this t-shirt that shows your state of confusion... or lack of... for a nice price! |
ExpressionWear "I have the dumb" Shirts Sometimes I'm not as think as you dumb I am... I mean, I can't brain today. Well, you know what I mean - I have the dumb. |
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ExpressionWear "Superhero" Shirts I'm just like a superhero - Exactly... It's uncanny how superhero-like I am. I just don't have the powers... or the motivation to do anything. |
ExpressionWear "You Laugh" Shirts You laugh because I'm different - I laugh because I just farted! This shirt is a real gas - er... you'll get a lot of comments with this one! |
ExpressionWear "I'm Ninja" Shirts I'm ninja. You can't see me. Get the ultimate Ninja shirt right here at New Generation Clothing! |
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ExpressionWear "Mess With Me v2" Shirts Yup - it's the "Mess With Me" Shirts with a slight variation on the text for you guys & gals that might like it! |
ExpressionWear "Pepper Spray" Shirts Uh... I love it when you play hard to get. So - when you're out & about.... say, buying more pepper spray, you mind if we hang a while? |
ExpressionWear "Quiet Neighbor" Shirts You never know who they are.. They look just like us. Quiet, well-mannered people... With big freezers. |
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ExpressionWear "Professor" Shirts Ever feel like the only Professor in a world full of Gilligans? Do ya, little buddy? Thanks to my co-worker Dan for this one! |
ExpressionWear "Bored to Death" Shirts Ever wonder what would happen if someone were actually bored to death? Now you can have this absolutely hilarious unique t-shirt for your own!!! |
ExpressionWear "You Rock" Shirts You rock! No, no.... YOU rule!!! You can own this hilarious shirt and then YOU can rock AND rule! |
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ExpressionWear "Cow Tipping" Shirts Nope... You just can't beat a cow for tipping. *Sigh* what people will do when they're REALLY, REALLY bored! |
ExpressionWear Vegetarian Shirts It's a love-hate relationship, really. Let them see the psychotic maniac within you! |
ExpressionWear "Not Real Smart" Guy's Shirts It's okay - Some people sits and thinks, and some people just sits.... Free your inner self with this hilarious "I'm not real smart" T-Shirt! |
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ExpressionWear "He's Not Real Smart" Gal's Shirts Yes, ladies - we've all dated one of THOSE guys!!! It didn't really matter if he even spoke the same language, did it??? Get this hilarious T-Shirt only at New Generation Clothing! |
ExpressionWear "Okay, he's not that smart" Shirts Okay, okay - you know he's not smart, but maybe he can at least lift heavy stuff for you!!! Get this hilarious T-Shirt and wear it with your loved one around! |
ExpressionWear Grumplestiltskin Shirts Ever wake up grumpy? Then, did you wish you'd have let them keep on sleeping? Express your grumpiness with these shirts! |
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ExpressionWear Big Boy Pants Now you can tell 'em just how manly you really are... Go ahead.... Get the shirt only found here! "I'm wearing my big boy pants." |
ExpressionWear "Pretty Monkey" Shirts The cup is always half-full - that's what we say... There's no such thing as an ugly person.... Tell them so with this shirt. |
ExpressionWear "Stop Pretending" Shirts You know they want you. They always do.... Tell them with these shirts! |
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