Welcome to John Celio's photography shop! John's artwork is featured here in a wide variety of formats. Decorate your walls, keep track of days, keep your coffee warm, etc. Thank you for your patronage and support!

Professional Ninja! Wear this Ninja sports parody logo and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies.	Professional Viking! When you come from the land of the ice and snow, you need to make sure people know who you're with.
Professional Zombie! For those who eat BRAAAAAAINS really, really well.	Professional Piracy! The Piracy logo in three sports-parodying formats, and on all sorts of quality merch!
California Empire All hail the California Empire parody flag!	Pirate Bee The Pirate Bee logo from Neopifex.com is available here for all apian pirates (and humans too!)
Take My Picture Shirts & more with for people who like to ham it up for the camera!	Photographer's Underwear Underwear with suggestively sexy slogans. Watch for the flash!
Calendar 2009 All-new 2009 12 month calendar!	2009 One-Page Calendars All-new 2009 one-page calendars!
Greeting Cards & Postcards They're cheaper than letters, more thoughtful than e-mail. Can they get any better? Now they have!	Photo Prints Individual prints of various photos. You can pretend they're art!
Mousepads For all your electronic pointing rodent needs.	Journals For taking notes, writing your diary, or keeping track of your victims.
Photo Mugs Enjoy a cuppa joe with these nifty photo mugs.	Classic 12-Month Calendars 12-month calendar designs from past years with current dates! Recycling isn't just for cans, people.
Classic Single-sheet Calendars Designs from past years, updated with current dates.