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Cum on into naughtyshirtz.com, where ADULTS are welcome to browse our large selection of funny, sexy, and downright NAUGHTY items....From funny adult t-shirts to sexy women's thongs.....even vintage, retro clothing and gifts..you won't find any porn in here, but you might find some Men's Boxers with a nasty little message on them.....or maybe even that perfect shirt for your next Wet T-Shirt Competition! You might even want to send one of our outrageous items as a gift to a friend or co-worker or a fellow student in your colleger, in your fraternity, or your sorority. We can even do a custom item for you! Let us know what you need, and we'll get going on it.....Enjoy!
Humboldt Stylez
Are you a Humboldt Alumni? Do you go to Humboldt now? Are you looking for the coolest Humboldt threads and gear around? Well look no further.....HSU students, Arcata residents, and all Lumberjacks

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Fucking Asshole

Fucking Asshole
If there are a lot of jer offs in your life who are constantly looking at you and judging you, maybe because you are emo, alternative, or a rebel.....then this shirt will give them what they deserve.

If You Can Read This

If You Can Read This
If you can read this, we are 69 ing! LOL....this is a funny sexy design that you can rock on a shirt, sweater, or hat, and get the same message out there.....

Cheers Ya' Stupid Fuck

Cheers Ya' Stupid Fuck
When you are out drinking with your buddies, you sometimes wanna show your appreciation to everyone at the bar without sounding too corny....well with one of these funny drinking shirts, you can!

Feelin' Irie

Feelin' Irie
Jah mon.....when you are feeling irie from that pefect combo of good reggae music, good booze, and good bud, then this marijuana themed 420 design will be perfect for you.

Friend With Weed

Friend With Weed
We've all heard if before..."A friend with weed is a friend indeed"....well, this 420 inspired marijuana themed design is perfect to wear out partying when you are having "high times"!

Daily Misery

Daily Misery
This funny vintage design is a new twist on caffeine that is perfect for the starbucks, barista, hyper-caffeinated generation that needs a cappuccino or a latte to get going every day..room for cream?

God is Mexican

God is Mexican
When you are out drinking, make sure you have a shot or two of tequila....drinking tequila makes you cool, sexy, funny, and of course really, really sick!

Fat Chicks Friend

Fat Chicks Friend
We won't call 'em "fat", but even the bigger ladies need love too, and sometimes tequila is just the drink that gets them to be sexy enough for even the cutest guy to go after at the bar, club, or par

Ugly Chicks Friend

Ugly Chicks Friend
When an "ugly chick" goes out partying, she sometimes needs a little help to get laid, and tequila usually does the trick....this cool, classic, 50's design explains just what we mean.

I'm Wasted

I'm Wasted
Sometimes when you are high, you get the munchies....and the munchie concoctions you put together when smokin' bud can sometimes be toxic! This 420 themed design is a funny way to express some mari

Wanna Hump?

Wanna Hump?
Ever wanted to hump someone of the opposite sex but were too embarrassed to ask? When this design does the work for you! Just wear it around campus or at the bar and see how many sexy offers come yo

Kiss My Ass

Kiss My Ass
This is definitely the right shirt to wear around your boss, husband or wife.....tels 'em to kiss your ass without actually saying it......kiss my donkey?

Suck My Cock

Suck My Cock
This is a cool design to have around your college campus, at the par, or at that frat party this Saturday. Most people will know that it does not mean suck my rooster....and you can feel "cock - e" wi

Retro Porn Director

Lick My Balls

Wanna Be In A Movie?

Can You Act?

I Eat Pussy

Go Screw Yourself

I'd Rather Be Humping

Screw Yourself

Screw Yourself
This is the perfect way to tell someone off...if you don't have the guts to tell them in person that you hate them, then simply wear this outrageous t-shirt in front of them and let them take the hint

Chick Magnet

Chick Magnet
Are you really the chick magnet that you think you are? Do you have game enough to get any girl you want? Are you the number one member of the Player's Club? Then this funny t-shirt is for you, you

Wanna Bone?

Wanna Bone?
Ever want to play hide the bone with someone but just didn't know how to ask? Let this funny shirt do all the talking for you......sure to get hotties with this one!

The Hairy Taco

The Hairy Taco
Some guys are still into the vintage 70's bush, and some guys love Mexican food.....this crazy t-shirt combines both at the Hairy Taco Cafe....not to be confused with the Camel Toe Inn or the Moosehoo

The Ultimate Wingman

The Ultimate Wingman
Every group of guys has a wingman when going out to the clubs or on the town....when picking up chicks, he will do whatever his friends need him to do for a backup to get that girl's phone numberwhate


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