The Worlds of Nathaniel and Tobias

Why do birds suddenly appear every time they are near? Nathaniel and Tobias smell like worms.

Fortunately, you can hardly notice this at all when they are on stage. It's a dense, localised scent. Musty, with the promise of torrid passion.

Nathaniel and Tobias have been comeding together since 1996. All your cool friends have heard of them, and have bought some of this lovely merchandise. Now, you too can ride the coat-tails of their fame to enhance your standing amongst colleagues and acquaintances.

By adopting a jaunty pose and an item from their increasingly sought-after range of day-wear, you can not only appear to be the creative and free-thinking invidual you no doubt are, but you can make money for them at the same time.

Buy. Buy now.

Go on.

Please?