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Relationships....Sorry, no touchy-feely products here. I'm a pretty brutal person when it comes to emotional issues. I laugh when everyone else is crying. Men shouldn't cry and women should be tender...

All Men Are... All men are idiots, I married their KING. Well, this is different. A feminist view of men. Don't worry guys, I have few good slogans for you real guys out there....	Don't Trust Women! Don't Trust Women! Women are the major source of strife in the world today! Look at all the shit that they cause...Abortion, poverty, GLOBAL WARMING....
Few Women Admit... Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. Look at Donald Trump. His women seem to get younger and younger with each new marriage. Next he'll be trolling the private schools of NYC...	He Who Angers.... Remember, He who angers you, controls you. If you get angry, you've lost the argument. I try to keep cool. Anger is just misspent energy. Don't waste the enegry!
How Can I... How can I miss you if you won't go away? Don't you just hate, "Honey, did you miss me?" The glib answer would be, "No, I banged your best friend while you were away..."	I Wouldn't be Caught... I wouldn't be caught dead with a Necrophiliac. Oh My God, sex with a dead person... Then again, in Florida, old people who appear dead are really alive are busy at it. God that must be a horrible s
MOR - For today's single person Wanted: Meaningful Overnight Relationship. I mean, who wants a one night stand with someone you don't know their first name or their favorite pet. Always asked questions before having sex....	Sorry, I don't.... Sorry, I don't date out of species. I hear this all the time. Would you want to bred with a dog? How 'bout a cat? Yeech....
T.G.I.F! This product(s) are for the females, unless you are a little mixed up about your sexuality. Yes Girls, Thank God I'm Female! Great! Sagging tits, periods, pregnancies...	To All You Virgins... To all you virgins; thanks for nothing. I mean, you never put out! What gives? You live only once and you should help out your fellow hetrosexual male...
Viagra... Viagra: The wonder drug for men in helping with their special problem. What more can be said, now no more boner problems...