NastyBanners :: Go F#%k Yourself! : Money!

Yes, money makes the world go round and round. Everyone loves and everyone wants it. If they don't want it, they must be dead! I love money. It's great. It twists people. They do stupid things like buying a t-shirt or mug. I love money!

A Fool and his Money... Yes, now you can tell the world that you know fools who give you money so you can live your rich life without lifting a finger....A perfect gift for your mistress or trophy wife...	Hit Me! Yes! Hit Me, I need the money. Use you fists, your feet or in the case of Russel Crowe, your hotel room phone. Hit me so I can sue you for millions of dollars (which I never receive, only your lawy
It is better to be... It is better to be rich and healthy than sick and poor because when you're rich and you get sick, you don't have to go to the run down state hospitals that treat everyone like piles of dung. Are you	I came, I saw... I Came, I Saw, I did a little shopping. Yes, the world revolves around the concept of shopping malls, sales and bubble headed blondes maxing out their credit cards...
I carry no money... Yup. Divorce means the poor house for most people. After all, you lived with some a-hole that is lousy at finances and when you think that you'll be okay...bam! you end up in some run down joint.	There is nothing Great... The Great Depression. It wasn't so great when you had to work all day and got paid hardly what your work was worth. It was a bleak time for the world and ask your grand parents how great it was!
Your Money is Your Best Friend! They say money is the root of all evil. Its actually your best friend. Just think about it...if you have no money, you have no home, no car, no food and no friends. Would your dog or cat stay aroun