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Fun bumper stickers for the Drunks and Alcoholics we all love and hate... Yes, I drink to forget about sex...

1 Tequila, 2 Tequila Tequila, the drink that makes you fall flat on your face. You end up in the weirdest places, like the urinal, the toilet and somebody's strange bed. Why is that?	Alcohol and Calculus Alcohol and Calculus do not go to together. When was the last time you saw a scientist really shunked out of his/her mind?
Beer - Helping Ugly People Beer - Helping ugly people get laid since 1837! have you ever wondered why some ugly people get the babes? It's the beer. The beer stupid. Any 6 pack is a shoe horn to love making....	Beer isn't just for ... Beer is a good source of barley, malt, salt, water and yeast. Those by themselves don't do much but when mixed together, they sure do wonders!
DAMM! Drunks Against Mad Mothers..We don't like Mad Mothers who think we run down their sons and daughters outside bars, No, we are too busy getting drunk...	Drink Your Beer! Remember when you were a kid and your parents would force you to eat their "culinary" delights? Now you can tell your friends to drink your crappy beer...
Got Beer? Got Beer? Everyone likes a cold brew once in a while, er, Americans love to get plastered, blitzed, shit-face...etc....	I Am Too Drunk.... Have you ever driven your car when you couldn't even walk? I know that I've been there. Don't tell anyone you're a stinkin' drunk, they'll take your keys away...
I don't Jog... How many times have you wished to see sporting events where they have to run down the track with a full shot glass? We wish that comes true...	I'm not an,,,,, Alcoholics hate being called Drunks and Drunks hate being called Alcoholics. Get it right...
I'm not as think... Now you can display your true thoughts on drinking. Wear this when you are in a state of drunkeness. It should explain everything about your life....	Instant Asshole! Now you can walk around with the instant recognition of being a "Instant Asshole." You will be the only one on the block with this garment.
Instant Idiot! Now you have a excuse what acting like a idiot. It was the alcohol man, not me! You see, the juice controls my mouth and hands. I didn't know she was a lesbian...	No One is Ugly... No One is Ugly at 2 AM. You know, 6 beers and she looks great. Same goes for the women.
Ossifer.... Have fun while boozing with your buddies or buddettes on the night on the town...	Our drinking team... Have you ever wondered why your football team never won a single game in the season? Now you know! Wear/display this with pride. If you can't win, drink!
Rehab is for..... Rehab is for Quitters! Plain and simple. Did George S. Patton quit? Ronald Reagan? Arnold? No way, no girly men allowed here!	Take Me Drunk..... Take Me Drunk....often heard in the famous watering holes of the world. It's a term that most men take as a signal for a fun time...
That's not a beer belly... Okay, say something intelligent here...dooh...The beer is interfering with my thought processee....Okay, I have another beer and it will help...	The Drunker.... Everyone who has seriously drank any alcoholic beverage has attained the state of total drunkeness at least once. You see things in a different manner. Enjoy your drink.....
Time is Never wasted.. Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. So you are not really wasting any time. Screw the clock...time is wasted, what do you care...	Don't follow me...Bumper Sticker $4.50
A bad day of fishing Bumper Sticker $4.50	A bartender is just a pharmacist Bumper Sticker $4.50
If I'm driving funny Bumper Sticker. $4.50	Trying to graduate Bumper Sticker $4.50
Don't drink and drive bumper sticker $4.50	Beer - Helping White People Bumper Sticker $4.50
My Car's not a Tree Hugger, I'm drunk you idiot! $4.50	God made Pot Bumper Sticker $4.50